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Reviews by 'Heather'
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with a total of
107
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Heathers (1988)
'Heather' stereotypes personally offensive!
May 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(28)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Plummer second to nun.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(24)
Gigli (2003)
Rigli, rigli, RIGLI bad.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(16)
Top Gun (1986)
Military lowers height requirement.
May 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(14)
8 Seconds (1994)
Use the horse, Luke?
May 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(11)
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
See why Barrymore left.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(10)
Officer And A Gentleman, An (1982)
Gere carries out trash!
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Dead Man Walking (1995)
Penn in the pen.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
English Patient, The (1996)
One cartographer, extra crispy.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
I Am Sam (2001)
Affront to disabled, Beatles.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
McCoy doctor, not veterinarian!
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Heavy breathing without Vader.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Disney cooks up fishshtick.
Jun 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Harris's final magical performance.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Sabrina (1954)
Audrey ugly duckling?? Please!
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
6th Day, The (2000)
God should have rested.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Autumn In New York (2000)
Winter of viewer discontent.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Beneath The Valley Of The Ultra-Vixens (1979)
Welcome to 'Silicone' Valley.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Country Bears, The (2002)
Must tighten Disneyland security.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Country Bears, The (2002)
Over age 5? UnBEARable.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Cutting Edge, The (1992)
Doug, Kate. Flirt, skate.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Glitter (2001)
Shipwreck of USS Narcissism.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Gryffindor seeker finds trouble.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Little Mermaid, The (1989)
Animated prince chases tail.
May 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Contagious whore exposes others.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Nine Months (1995)
Grant nails Moore, pedestrians.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
Shatner's ungodly directing debut.
May 23, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Uptown Girls (2003)
Babysitter befriends beastly brat.
Aug 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Beaches (1988)
Kleenex built an empire.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Dirty Dancing (1987)
Romeo, in black jeans.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Gen-X government hatred begins!
May 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Enough (2002)
Lopez leaves another husband.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Girl, Interrupted (1999)
Crazy conceals chicken carcasses.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Chamber of Secrets = Lavatory?
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Langoliers, The (1995)
Plot disappears with people.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Man Apart, A (2003)
Brawny buffoon seeks Vin-dication.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Mannequin (1987)
Mannequin actually better actress.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Neverending Story, The (1984)
Fly Giant Dog Airlines!
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Princess Diaries, The (2001)
Princess lessons = royal disaster.
May 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Runaway Bride (1999)
Julia's off-screen neurosis celebrated.
May 15, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Stand, The (1994)
Disease scary. Aftermath silly.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Star Trek: Generations (1994)
Kirk not 'enterprising' enough.
May 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
X Files, The (1998)
Naked, gooey, alien Scully-sicle.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)
Shatner grounds flight. Waste.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Airplane! (1980)
Fun at 30,000 feet.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Beautiful (2000)
Decent- then Driver sings.
May 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Bridges Of Madison County, The (1995)
Feeble fifty-somethings fornicate.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Bunny beds Brit blokes.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Bringing Down The House (2003)
Martin 'raps' up career.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Captain Ron (1992)
Russell's boozing boat rat.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Cast Away (2000)
Audience bawls over ball.
May 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Changing Lanes (2002)
Greedy lawyers, dumb wives.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Chocolat (2000)
Binoche melts chocolate, hearts.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Clockwatchers (1997)
Kleptomaniac incites office paranoia.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Cocktail (1988)
Makes Prohibition sound appealing.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Communion (1989)
Walken's alien dance unnerves.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Creepshow (1982)
Drowning Danson's distress: delightful!
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Evolution (2001)
Leaves series, still Mulder.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
It (1990)
Ritter, Clown- equally terrifying!
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Keanu's acting still neolithic.
May 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Muse, The (1999)
Schizo directs Hollywood directors.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Mystery Men (1999)
Self-proclaimed superheroes triumph.
May 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Naked Jungle, The (1954)
Ants attack Heston. Fun!
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Remains Of The Day, The (1993)
Unfulfilled dreams, unspoken love.
May 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Scrooge (1951)
Ghosts bring holiday 'spirit'.
May 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Secret Garden, The (1993)
Mary restores garden, family.
May 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Shanghai Surprise (1986)
Movie, marriage: both floundering.
May 20, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
She-Devil (1989)
Bitter shrew's sweet revenge.
May 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Striptease (1996)
Cast stripped of dignity.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Sweet Home Alabama (2002)
Chick revealed as hick.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Swingers (1996)
'The Rules' for guys.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze (1991)
Never leaves the sewer.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Unforgiven (1992)
Convalescent Clint's cathouse caper.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Weekend At Bernie's (1989)
Acting stiffer than corpse.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
White Oleander (2002)
Angelic Pfeiffer does evil.
May 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Affair To Remember, An (1957)
Harmed honey hides handicap.
May 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Anna And The King (1999)
Teacher equal of King.
May 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Beguiled, The (1971)
Southern belles exact revenge.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Breakfast At Tiffany's (1961)
Golightly's gold-digging game.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Clueless (1995)
Silly schoolgirl snares stepbrother.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Dances With Wolves (1990)
Endless buffalo-running footage.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Death Becomes Her (1992)
Bitches primered like Chevys.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Dial M For Murder (1954)
Dial 911: Interest dead.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Dolores Claiborne (1995)
Dolores devises death ditch.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Emma (1996)
Gwyneth's first English accent.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Eye Of The Beholder (1999)
Ashley Judd 'wigs' out.
May 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Gattaca (1997)
Scientist scrubs skin; survives.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Great Expectations (1998)
Anne Bancroft screaming melodramatically.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Illtown (1996)
Drugs, Danza... damn disaster!
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Interview With The Vampire (1994)
Vampire Pitt prefers rats.
May 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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It Runs In The Family (2003)
Kirk Douglas tribute; touching.
May 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Jackass: The Movie (2002)
National I.Q. in freefall.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Muriel's Wedding (1994)
Collette embarrassing, moving, hilarious.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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My Best Friend's Wedding (1997)
Julia neurotic, selfish- self?
May 23, 2003
Scored 2/5
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My Girl (1991)
Kid dies, audience cries.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Poseidon Adventure, The (1972)
Audience's sacrifice trumps Hackman's.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Practical Magic (1998)
Craft-y sisters outwit curse.
May 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Regular Scout, A (1926)
Scout regular, plot constipated.
May 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Run Lola Run (1998)
Moron 'Manni' missing money.
Jun 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Scarface (1983)
Crazy Cuban cocaine chronicle.
May 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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