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Reviews by 'Blackmoon'
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with a total of
146
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Labyrinth (1986)
Bowie plays with balls.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Live And Let Die (1973)
Moore sees more Seymour.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(7)
8 Mile (2002)
Repellent prick makes flick.
Mar 8, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(5)
Days Of Thunder (1990)
'Top Gun' in cars.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Walkabout (1971)
Jenny's nipples in ripples.
Mar 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Contact (1997)
18 hours of static.
Mar 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Flash Gordon (1980)
Ming gets the point.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
It's A Wonderful Life (1946)
Clarence gets his wings.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Man With The Golden Gun, The (1974)
Villain with three tits.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Decided by spectacles indentations.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Air Force One (1997)
President persues problem passengers.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Arachnophobia (1990)
Millions of hairy legs.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Exorcist, The (1973)
Blair goes 'Bleeuugghh!'
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Incredible Shrinking Man, The (1957)
Midget chased by spider.
Mar 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Lost Boys, The (1987)
Bloodsuckers, real nasty fuckers.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Dangerous box of sand.
Mar 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Salem's Lot (1979)
Window scraping really creepy.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Space Cowboys (2000)
Old farts in space.
Jun 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Spy Who Loved Me, The (1977)
Jaws eats grey sherpa.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Total Recall (1990)
Arnie has mind-fuck.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
10 (1979)
Gratuitous bouncy beach scene.
Mar 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
2010 (1984)
Another big black thing!
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Ali G InDaHouse (2002)
Ali becomes MP. Aiiii!
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Alien (1979)
The original xenomorph stalker.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Aliens (1986)
Riply visits LV-426.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Back To The Future Part III (1990)
Marty steams into future.
Jun 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bicentennial Man (1999)
Williams finally becomes human.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Cabina, La (1972)
Telephone box death sentence.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Cats & Dogs (2001)
Pet war hots up.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Child's Play (1988)
Psychotic doll goes bananas.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Christine (1983)
Cool car repairs itself.
Mar 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Coming To America (1988)
Prince searches for Queen.
Jun 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Cube (1997)
Death by geometric calculation.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Dead Zone, The (1983)
God gives Walken gift.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dr. No (1962)
Gets girl without gadgets.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Fantastic Voyage (1966)
Little scubes, big boobs.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Fly, The (1986)
Baboon turned inside-out.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Full Monty, The (1997)
Overrated, strip show anticlimax.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Dinosaurs get second chance.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Kes (1969)
Big brother kills hawk.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Man With Two Brains, The (1983)
Hfuhruhurr falls for Amellmahay.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Mousehunt (1997)
Tiny mouse trashes house.
Mar 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Never Say Never Again (1983)
Connery's back, Felix black!
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Pet Sematary (1989)
Sour soil facilitates resurrection.
Jun 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Predator 2 (1990)
Glover defeats armless alien.
Mar 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Quatermass And The Pit (1967)
They leapt, I slept.
Mar 11, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Red Dawn (1984)
Kids save soldier Dads.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Robocop (1987)
Shot cop gets rebuilt.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Rollercoaster (1977)
Theme park, scream park.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Shrek (2001)
Kids miss adult humour.
Mar 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Chekov finds Botany Bay.
Mar 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)
Crew seeks Vulcan's corpse.
Mar 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Young farmer saves galaxy.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Skywalker loses ambidexterity capability.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Straw Dogs (1971)
Susan George gets raped.
Mar 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Toy Story (1995)
Sheriff's authority is threatened.
Mar 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Tremors (1990)
Giant snakes cause shakes.
Mar 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Wall Street (1987)
Mr Sheen plays dirty.
Mar 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Wayne's World (1992)
Teen rockers oggle knockers.
Mar 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Weekend At Bernie's (1989)
Dead guy has fun.
Mar 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Roger's missus plays patticake.
Mar 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Romantic chase through cyberspace.
Mar 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Three actors get real.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HAL can lip-read.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Pseudo-kid gets tested.
Mar 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Abyss, The (1989)
Submerged miners find ET.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Alien Nation (1988)
Aliens with dalmation patterns.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Cloned Ripley harvests monsters.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Alien� (1992)
Creature callously consumes convicts.
Mar 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Alive (1993)
In-flight meals... passengers better.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Back To The Future (1985)
Marty gets parents together.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Biff makes it big.
Jun 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Beach, The (2000)
Leo visits paradise island.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Bean (1997)
Idiot rescues Whistler's mother.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Blade Runner (1982)
Ford retires artificial people.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Carrie (1976)
Bloodbath on prom night.
Mar 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Cocoon (1985)
Aliens in large pods.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Cujo (1983)
Rabid hound lurks around!
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Day Of The Triffids, The (1962)
Carnivorous plants from space.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Fun moon buggy action.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Die Another Day (2002)
Ejector seat's welcome return.
Mar 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Little spaceman visits kid.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Enemy Mine (1985)
Ugly human befrends enemy.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Eve Of Destruction (1991)
Pretty explosive femme fatale.
Jun 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Field Of Dreams (1989)
Kevin sees, others don't.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Firestarter (1984)
Charlie learns and burns.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Ghost Ship (2002)
Ghost girl helps salvager.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Goldfinger (1964)
Oddjob has a shock.
Mar 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)
Multiple mogwais, more mayhem.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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High Anxiety (1977)
Mel hates heights.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Indy meets Nazis again.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Lawnmower Man, The (1992)
Moron becomes great know-all.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Licence To Kill (1989)
Bond has personal vendetta.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Living Daylights, The (1987)
Milkman has exploding milk.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Mac And Me (1988)
On the ET bandwagon.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Maximum Overdrive (1986)
Trucks, cars on autopilot.
Mar 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Merry Christmas, Mr Lawrence (1983)
Bowie eats Manju cakes.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Minority Report (2002)
Pool balls with names.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Moonraker (1979)
Bond and Jaws unite.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Neverending Story, The (1984)
Believable until doggy flies.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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