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Reviews by 'cozzy'
Current status of
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with a total of
126
reviews published to date.
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Titanic (1997)
Everything including kitchen sinks.
Feb 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(142)
Superman (1978)
First Luthor in Church.
May 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(14)
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Jersey Turnpike = mental anus.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Absent Minded Professor, The (1961)
White men CAN jump!
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(11)
Strictly Ballroom (1992)
Dancing rebel without applause.
May 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
Assassin finds getaway Driver.
Apr 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Twister (1996)
Cow departs for Oz.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Bowfinger (1999)
Murphy plays Freeway Frogger.
Apr 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Old School (2003)
Ferrell streaks, Dick appears.
Feb 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Deliverance (1972)
Oral hygiene? Anal hijinks!
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Christian cup causes chaos.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Vanilla Sky (2001)
'Open Your Eyes' bastardized.
Feb 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Adaptation. (2002)
'Fight Club' for screenwriters.
Feb 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
American President, The (1995)
Likeable, ethical President. Right!
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
China Syndrome, The (1979)
Potentially apocalyptic vibrating coffee.
Apr 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Jerk, The (1979)
Sniper hates oil cans.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Stir Of Echoes (1999)
Plot limp, Bacon crisp.
Mar 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, The (1988)
Python by proxy syndrome.
Apr 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Marty's pair o' Docs.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Marlowe in rented shoes.
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Jaws (1975)
Shark shuns seafood diet.
May 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Se7en (1995)
Gwyneth heads off disaster.
Apr 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
True Lies (1994)
Arnold's threats = Paxton wets.
Feb 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Abyss, The (1989)
Mary Elizabeth dies temporarily.
Mar 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension, The (1984)
Buckaroo plugs many Johns.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
American Beauty (1999)
Mid-life crisis proves fatal.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Backdraft (1991)
Fire is best actor.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Barton Fink (1991)
Wrestling with writer's block.
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Blood Simple (1984)
John Getz laid, killed.
Mar 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)
Pre-Coen noir homage.
Mar 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Pickens propels phallic payload.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Kidman talented, Cruise conscious.
Feb 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Mouse survives prison food.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Orange turns blood red.
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Swordfish (2001)
Jackman concentrated while fellated.
Apr 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
True Romance (1993)
Almost entire cast shot.
Mar 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
What's Up, Doc? (1972)
Musicologist has rocky trip.
Mar 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Wild Things (1998)
Trailer trash = Mensan manipulator.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
All That Jazz (1979)
Fosse's last 'Show Time'.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Almost Famous (2000)
Goldie's kid plays Banger.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Altered States (1980)
Sensory deprivation, painful devolution.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Back To The Future (1985)
Marty wears Calvin's shorts.
Apr 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Back To The Future Part III (1990)
Schoolmarm falls for Doc.
Apr 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Bandits (2001)
Cate doubles her pleasure.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Best In Show (2000)
Levy hilarious in 'de-feet'.
Mar 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Big Chill, The (1983)
Sneaker mogul's conjugal visit.
Apr 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blade Runner (1982)
Hannah wooden, Young plastic.
Mar 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Brainstorm (1983)
Wood contemplates afterlife, drowns.
Apr 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Brazil (1985)
New concept- futuristic noir.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Breaking Away (1979)
Cutters slice through quarry.
Mar 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Zellweger's clumsy, bountiful waif.
Apr 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Carrie (1976)
Menopausal mom maintains mentalism.
May 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Charly (1968)
'Flowers For Algernon', nearly.
Apr 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Clear And Present Danger (1994)
Conspiracy, Clancy, Columbian cartel.
Mar 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977)
Truffaut acts, Dreyfuss models.
Feb 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Delirious (1991)
Adventures inside soap bubble.
Mar 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Fargo (1996)
Ransom buried, Buscemi not.
Mar 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Gandhi (1982)
Growling stomach, soothing words.
Apr 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Hilary And Jackie (1998)
Jackie pitiful, then pitied.
Mar 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Leonard Part 6 (1987)
Cosby's humor officially over.
Feb 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Magnolia (1999)
Loss of Cruise control.
Feb 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Philadelphia Experiment, The (1984)
Tesla vindicated, ship eradicated.
Mar 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Piano, The (1993)
Paquin exhibits pianist envy.
Mar 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Bruce battles bum buggery.
Feb 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Raising Arizona (1987)
Reward posted, Tex toasted.
Feb 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Shakespeare In Love (1998)
Gadzooks! Romeo's a filly.
Apr 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Spider-Man (2002)
Peter gets bit, tingles.
Feb 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
State And Main (2000)
Quest for purity derailed.
Apr 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
They Shoot Horses, Don't They? (1969)
Hanoi Jane seeks respect.
Mar 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Time Bandits (1981)
Kevin's family genetically skewed.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Time Machine, The (1960)
Effects before their time.
Mar 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Toy Story (1995)
Buzz goes, gets Woody.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Twins (1988)
Arnold's afterbirth steals show.
Mar 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
War Games (1983)
Inspector Gadget's teen years.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Non-musical 'West Side Story'.
May 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
1776 (1972)
Caterwauling colonists- revolutionary concept.
Mar 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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200 Motels (1971)
Frank's Mothers act- kinda.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Outer space gets boned.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Accidental Tourist, The (1988)
Alphabetical kitchen, tanned turkey.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Apollo 13 (1995)
MacGyver as an astronaut.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Catsup experiences steroid rage.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Autumn In New York (2000)
'Love Story' minus emotions.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Awakenings (1990)
Robin, patients on Prozac.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Real numbers, imaginary babysitter.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Blazing Saddles (1974)
Toll booth stymies scum.
Feb 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Blow Out (1981)
Sound engineer/ unsound plot.
Apr 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Bonnie And Clyde (1967)
Penn channels Sam Peckinpah.
Apr 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Boogie Nights (1997)
Morality play starring johnson.
Apr 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Teen angst, adult perspective.
Apr 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Cannery Row (1982)
Steinbeck's pitcher/ prostitute pairing.
Feb 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Chicago (2002)
Roxie dreams a musical.
Apr 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Copycat (1995)
Jazzed Connick's ivories askew.
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Everyone Says I Love You (1996)
40's musical homage/ spoof.
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Hughes' 'Risky Business' Lite.
May 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Fight Club (1999)
Fincher's pugilistic 'Adaptation' inspiration.
Feb 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Fletch (1985)
1985 Chevy caprice, Classic!
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Positive attitude overcomes reality.
Apr 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Tarantino channels George Romero.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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From Russia With Love (1963)
Lenya's loafer masks blade.
Feb 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Get Shorty (1995)
Sonnenfeld maintains Leonard's atmosphere.
Apr 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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