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Blues Brothers 2000 (1998)
Belushi somersaults in grave.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(5)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Coconuts, Castles, knights, NEE!!!
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Bond for Pepsi generation.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Capricorn One (1977)
Mars mission mocks masses.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
Jaws with no brains.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Quick And The Dead, The (1995)
DiCaprio shot, thank God.
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Thing, The (1982)
Spider head, Pant-filling dread.
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Titanic (1997)
Stowaway shags posh totty.
Jan 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Videodrome (1983)
Watching porn = death, apparently.
Feb 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
28 Days Later (2002)
Strange metaphor for A.I.D.S.
Feb 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Arachnophobia (1990)
Goodman kills super spider.
Feb 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
England now deadite free.
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Bad Taste (1987)
Puke eating aliens, plot.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Birth Of A Nation, The (1915)
Racists treated as heroes.
Feb 10, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Overhyped. Overrated. Leaf kicking.
Feb 13, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Blue Thunder (1983)
Airwolf's underfunded older brother.
Feb 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Candyman (1992)
Candyman: not so sweet.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Capricorn One (1977)
Simpson's space escape fails.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Cell, The (2000)
Masturbation, masochism, J-Lo, D'Onofrio.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Chaplin (1992)
Should have stayed silent.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Contact (1997)
Sci-fi finds religion, BOOOOOO!
Feb 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Last temptation of Monty.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Look Who's Talking Too (1990)
More talking babies?? NOOOOO!!!
Jan 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Spider-Man (2002)
Dafoe's Goblin delighfully camp.
Jan 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
XXx (2002)
Bond for generation X.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Abominable Dr. Phibes, The (1971)
Evil ventriloquist plots revenge.
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Batman Forever (1995)
Bring back Tim Burton.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Blade (1998)
Druggy vampire Seeks retribution.
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Gun control needs tightening.
Feb 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Captain America (1990)
American hero, propoganda weapon.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Captain Corelli's Mandolin (2001)
Cage's accent hysterically awful.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Cast Away (2000)
Product placement pays budget.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Enemy Mine (1985)
Iguana insults Mickey Mouse.
Feb 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Escape To Victory (1981)
Stallone, worst goalkeeper EVER!!!!
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Fight Club (1999)
Finchers anarchy film, GENIUS.
Feb 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Day repeated, romance found.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1956)
Cabbage kills humans. Fact!!!
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Architect confuses the One.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Misery (1990)
Typewriters kill, secretaries beware.
Feb 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Muppets From Space (1999)
Gonzo finds lost family.
Feb 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
My Little Eye (2002)
Big Brother slashes housemates.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Night Of The Living Dead (1968)
Lepers attack the populous.
Jan 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Return Of The Living Dead, The (1985)
Time for dinner, BRAINS!!!!!!
Jan 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Mental Montalban steals show.
Feb 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
American History X (1998)
Racist reforms, sibling strays.
Feb 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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AntiTrust (2001)
Big swipe at Gates.
Feb 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Giant red fruit rampage!
Feb 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Basic Instinct (1992)
Killer flashes her beaver.
Feb 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)
Seven foot Travolta sucked.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Bedazzled (2000)
Wooden Devil, imcompetant remake.
Feb 18, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Beetlejuice (1988)
Keaton's ghost most manicial.
Feb 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Casablanca (1942)
Bogie loses Bergy, sad.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Casino (1995)
D.I.Y. Gangland-style.
Feb 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Green Card (1990)
Big nose gets MacDowell.
Feb 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (2000)
Fatty's magical slim fast.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Pearl Harbor (2001)
Those sneaky Japs attack.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Burton should re-imagine plot..
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Scream 2 (1997)
Killer's comic campus cull.
Feb 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Signs (2002)
Gibson's God-botherer preveils.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Doctor has flesh fetish.
Feb 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Starship Troopers (1997)
Fascist Americans destroy bugs.
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Toto is best actor.
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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