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Reviews by 'Bjornographic'
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Matrix, The (1999)
Idiot's guide to existentialism.
Dec 17, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
2003's �bertrend: metrosexual piracy.
Jul 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Pi (1998)
Pretentious math lingo, headaches.
Dec 17, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Three Colours: Red (1994)
Judgement, luck, bittersweet Valentine.
Dec 17, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Bamboozled (2000)
Makes everyone feel racist.
Dec 17, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Magnolia (1999)
Copies Altman, adds frogs.
Dec 17, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Adaptation. (2002)
Two Cages too many.
Dec 17, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Babe: Pig In The City (1998)
City Of Lost Bacon.
Jul 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Strangest love triangle ever.
Dec 17, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Mulholland Drive (2001)
Impeccable dream logic, lesbianism.
Dec 17, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Brazil (1985)
1984: Bossa Nova edition.
Dec 17, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Bush evil, Moore haphazard.
Jul 15, 2004
Unscored
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Gimme Shelter (1970)
Proof Jagger had presence.
Dec 17, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Human Nature (2001)
Civilization critiqued, hairiness glamorized.
Jul 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Jackass: The Movie (2002)
Physical agony for laughs.
Dec 17, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Dated British Arthurian spazzing.
Jul 25, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Short Cuts (1993)
Carver stories interwoven seamlessly.
Dec 17, 2002
Scored 5/5
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True Romance (1993)
Pitt confined to couch.
Jul 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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