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Current status of Movie deity (Silver) with a total of 6110 reviews published to date.
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Superman (1978)
'The Great S Cape'.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (201)   
Best In Show (2000)
'This Is Spaniel Tap'.
Dec 19, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (183)   
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
Fin.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (164)   
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Gory, gory, hallelujah.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (161)   
Amadeus (1984)
Salieri has pianist envy.
Dec 14, 2002
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (159)   
Pianist, The (2002)
Schindler's Lizst.
Feb 1, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (149)   
Animal House (1978)
From beer to fraternity.
Dec 20, 2002
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (143)   
XXx (2002)
Why? Why? Why?
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (143)   
Titanic (1997)
A piece of ship.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (142)   
Breast Men (1997)
Sale of two titties.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (129)   
Son Of Lassie (1945)
Son of a bitch.
May 14, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (126)   
Jaws (1975)
Eat ship and die.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 6/5		  
  Vote (124)   
Karate Kid, The (1984)
Lovestruck teen wax off.
Mar 21, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (120)   
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Convicts with a record.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (118)   
Boy In The Plastic Bubble, The (1976)
Tent 'n quarantino.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (104)   
Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)
Green legs and hams.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (99)   
Green Mile, The (1999)
Fry day, sadder day.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (96)   
Signs (2002)
A piece of crop.
Dec 10, 2002
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (95)   
K2 (1992)
Can't summit up easily.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (94)   
War Games (1983)
A firewall to arms.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (94)   
Adaptation. (2002)
The Write's Tough.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (93)   
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Boy with pearl earring.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (93)   
Waterworld (1995)
Fishtar.
Dec 21, 2002
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (93)   
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
The buck stops here.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (92)   
Pretty In Pink (1986)
Damsel in dissed dress.
Dec 12, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (91)   
Hindenburg, The (1975)
Ded Zeppelin.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (89)   
Hoffa (1992)
Union Jack.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (89)   
Shallow Hal (2001)
Tubby or not tubby.
Dec 12, 2003
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (88)   
Bridge On The River Kwai, The (1957)
Big bridge goes P.O.W.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (87)   
Steel Magnolias (1989)
'Perms Of Endearment'.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (87)   
School Of Rock, The (2003)
'To Sir, Riff Love'.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (86)   
American Pie (1999)
Passion Of The Crust.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (78)   
Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
E.T., foe gnome.
Oct 7, 2003
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (78)   
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Leo 'tard.
Apr 27, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (78)   
Smilla's Feeling For Snow (1997)
Harris on fjord.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (74)   
Elf (2003)
Elfish bastard.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (70)   
Signs (2002)
Farmageddon.
Apr 26, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (69)   
Terminal, The (2004)
Tom waits.
May 11, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (69)   
Men In Black II (2002)
Aliens, Smith and Jones.
Dec 11, 2002
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (68)   
Scrooged (1988)
Murray Christmas.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (67)   
Poseidon Adventure, The (1972)
Hooker, liner, and sinker.
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (65)   
Blue Crush (2002)
Tubular belles.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (64)   
Deliverance (1972)
Tough, ruthless, rough, toothless.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (64)   
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
Godfellas.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 6/5		  
  Vote (64)   
Jailhouse Rock (1957)
Acts of swivel disobedience.
Jan 25, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (63)   
Guyana Tragedy: The Story Of Jim Jones (1980)
Hi-C dead people.
May 26, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (62)   
Spider-Man (2002)
From acne to arachne.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (61)   
Eel, The (1997)
That's a moray.
Jul 20, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (60)   
My Mom's A Werewolf (1989)
Dog Ma.
May 8, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (59)   
Calendar Girls (2003)
12 Grams.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (56)   
Hulk (2003)
Don't make me AngLee!
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (56)   
Scent Of A Woman (1992)
Al's fair. Love Anwar!
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (56)   
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Surprising foe pa.
Dec 19, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (55)   
Adam And Eve (1912)
A&E Biography.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (54)   
They Saved Hitler's Brain (1968)
Herr brained scheme.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (54)   
King Ralph (1991)
Clod reigns.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (53)   
Sideways (2004)
Days of Wine, Neuroses.
Dec 15, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (53)   
Singin' In The Rain (1952)
Splashdance.
Jul 4, 2004
Scored 6/5		  
  Vote (53)   
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Ani mated.
May 23, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (53)   
Tom Sawyer, Detective (1938)
Mystery Twain.
Feb 17, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (53)   
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Erased 'er head.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (52)   
Stuck On You (2003)
Kin near.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (52)   
Nudist Memories (1959)
Scrotal Recall.
Nov 20, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (50)   
Boot, Das (1981)
Deep threat swallows seamen.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (49)   
Dukes Of Hazzard, The (2005)
Driving: Miss Daisy.
May 22, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (48)   
Supergirl (1984)
Cute blonde, nice 'S'.
Mar 22, 2003
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (48)   
Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)
Back up your Data.
Dec 14, 2002
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (46)   
Stuffing Sausage (1901)
Wurst case scenario.
Oct 20, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (46)   
Two Mules For Sister Sara (1970)
'Nunforgiven'.
Oct 5, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (46)   
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
XL Lent.
Jun 29, 2005
Scored 6/5		  
  Vote (45)   
Geometry Part 1: Standard Deviants, The (1999)
Here's looking at Euclid.
Jul 10, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (45)   
Mules In The Coal Mines (1903)
Their asses mine.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (44)   
Barbershop 2: Back In Business (2004)
Two and 'fro.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (43)   
Boogie Nights (1997)
Actor is hard-on himself.
Mar 21, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (43)   
Robe, The (1953)
Fashion Of The Christ.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (43)   
Star Trek: Disco Generation (1998)
Discotreque.
Oct 14, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (43)   
50 First Dates (2004)
'Groundhog' dates.
Feb 4, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (42)   
Crash (1996)
Auto-erotica.
Jun 16, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (42)   
Leon (1994)
Oldman, Portman, Hitman, Milkman.
Dec 11, 2002
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (42)   
Get Rich Quick Porky (1937)
Th-th-th-that's oil folks!
Apr 29, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (41)   
King Kong (2005)
Serkis monkey.
Sep 7, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (41)   
Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Seamen following, Master baiting.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (41)   
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Heir, Force, Won.
May 31, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (41)   
What Dreams May Come (1998)
Paint and suffering.
Dec 7, 2003
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (41)   
Birds, The (1963)
Coo d'etat.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (40)   
Chatterbox (1977)
Cervix with a smile.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (40)   
Guyana Tragedy: The Story Of Jim Jones (1980)
In Guyana, Jones.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (40)   
Network (1976)
TV or not TV.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (40)   
Tarzan And King Kong (1965)
Monkey sees monkey dude.
Dec 6, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (40)   
Beloved (1998)
Phantom of the Oprah.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (39)   
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Homey on the range.
Dec 15, 2002
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (39)   
Boxing Cats (Prof. Welton's), The (1894)
Ali cats.
Jan 11, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (39)   
Christmas Lamb, The (1999)
Fleece Navidad..
Oct 29, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (39)   
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Sand, Ford and son.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (39)   
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Ride 'im cowboy!
Jul 7, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (38)   
I Was A Teenage Werewolf (1957)
American Werewolf In Landon.
Mar 1, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (38)   
Showgirls (1995)
'Shaved By The Belt'.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (38)   
Beverly Hillbillies, The (1993)
Return of the Jed.
Jul 27, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (37)   
Champ, The (1931)
A bout, a boy.
Dec 13, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (37)   
Fantastic Four (2005)
Benj stoned, 'Four' created.
Jul 3, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (37)   
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