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Reviews by 'big g'
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Se7en (1995)
Pitt's overacting makes 8ight.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Roxanne (1987)
Beauty and the beak.
Feb 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(13)
Showgirls (1995)
Makes porn plots complicated.
Jul 15, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(11)
Ali G InDaHouse (2002)
A stain on Staines.
Jul 9, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(9)
Airplane! (1980)
Shirley a comedy classic.
Jan 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Ice pickers- no knickers.
Jul 15, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(8)
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Colouring book 'Blade Runner'.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Toupee versus the Mullett...
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Mission, The (1986)
Jesuits as GOOD guys?!
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(6)
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Yule not be laughing.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(6)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Five funerals maybe better.
Jul 15, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(5)
Murder On The Orient Express (1974)
They all did it!
Jul 23, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Billy Elliot (2000)
'Kes' with ballet shoes.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
East Is East (1999)
Spicy Northern comedy drama.
May 1, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Escape To Victory (1981)
Freedom or football? FOOTBALL!
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Spartacus (1960)
Big chinned slave epic.
Apr 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
Shatner: His first toupee.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Brando's jungle mumbo jumbo.
Jan 21, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Carry On At Your Convenience (1971)
Toilet humour- quite literally.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Kubrick's dated violent allegory.
May 29, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Commitments, The (1991)
Cliched Irish 'Spinal Tap'.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Dam Busters, The (1955)
Bouncing bomb boffins biopic.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Duel (1971)
Driverless truck chases car.
Jul 24, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World (1963)
Very long treasure hunt.
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994)
Incompetent doctor builds monster.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Midnight Express (1978)
No Turkish delight here.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Overhyped, derivative gangster flick.
May 29, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Richard III (1995)
Shakespeare with guns. Groovy!
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Scent Of A Woman (1992)
Suicidal Pacino corrupts teenager.
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Why the muppets, George?
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Strangers On A Train (1951)
Homoerotic twisted murder plot.
Jul 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Super Size Me (2004)
Battle for a bulge.
Sep 18, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Total Recall (1990)
Arnie shoots Sharon. Yes!
Jul 10, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(3)
True Romance (1993)
Videostore geek's wet dream.
Jul 15, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(3)
2010 (1984)
Sane computer this time.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
American Beauty (1999)
Pretentious swirly bag dirge.
Jul 9, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Battle For The Planet Of The Apes (1973)
Armageddon in a field?
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Black Robe (1991)
Priest attempts baptising Indians.
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Carry On Cleo (1964)
Famed for infamy line.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)
Fleming's fantastic flying car.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Cinema Paradiso (1988)
Cosy Italian film nostalgia.
Jul 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977)
Dreyfuss hears spaceship ringtone.
Jan 21, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Fisher King, The (1991)
Greatest 'cloudbusting' film ever.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Frenzy (1972)
Barrow boy murders. Lovely.
Jul 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Full Monty, The (1997)
Overated nude men gimmick.
Jul 9, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Great Escape, The (1963)
Nazis, tunnels, motorbike, McQueen.
Apr 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Killing, The (1956)
Tarantino copied Kubrick B-movie.
Jul 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Last Seduction, The (1994)
Sexy revenge film noir.
Jul 24, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Logan's Run (1976)
No pension in future!
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Magnificent Seven, The (1960)
'Seven Samurai' in stetsons.
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Mission: Impossible (1996)
Mission Impossible? Scenarios improbable!
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
North By Northwest (1959)
Superior mistaken identity romp.
Jul 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Coens do Homer. Superb.
Jul 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Once Upon A Time In The Midlands (2002)
Spaghetti Western. But Heinz.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Ooh, You Are Awful (1972)
Emery's tattoed bum farce.
May 29, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Pillow Book, The (1996)
Another Greenaway snooze away.
May 29, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Porridge (1979)
Poor man's 'Shawshank Redemption'.
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Priest (1994)
Cassock lifter's seedy confession.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Repulsion (1965)
Lonely lady goes loopy.
Jul 23, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Restless Natives (1985)
Modern day Robin McHoods.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Prison accountant gets even.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Rubbish. 'Manhunter' was better.
Jul 15, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Star Trek: Generations (1994)
Star Trek baton change.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Quasi-feminist road movie.
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Tremors (1990)
Big worms cause trouble.
Jul 15, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Westworld (1973)
'Jurassic Park' without dinosaurs.
Jul 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Depressed computer aids evolution.
Jan 21, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
24 7: Twenty Four Seven (1997)
Deprived kids do boxing.
Jul 16, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Apt Pupil (1998)
Nazi in the neighbourhood!
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Ashes And Diamonds (1958)
Polish post-war satire.
Jul 23, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Babe: Pig In The City (1998)
Porky mind fuck- wow!
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Bad Influence (1990)
Drifter worsens richie's life.
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Battle Of The Bulge (1965)
Nazi's mustn't get diesel!
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Beetlejuice (1988)
Really annoying horror fantasy.
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Puppeteer exploits midget portal.
Jan 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Betty Blue (1986)
Borderline Frenchie strangely erotic.
Sep 4, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Birds, The (1963)
Feathered friends turn nasty.
May 1, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Blue Velvet (1986)
Lynch's smalltown freak show.
Jul 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Theology gets dumbed down.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Carry On Cowboy (1965)
Texas- Pinewood style!
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Carry On Screaming! (1966)
Steptoe Jr chases monsters.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Casino Royale (1967)
Bond bombs badly. Boring!
May 1, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Chicago (2002)
Gere's singing deserves prison.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Christine (1983)
Possessed Plymouth tempts teenager.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
City Of Lost Children, The (1995)
French scary fairy tale.
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Closely Observed Trains (1966)
Czech wartime teenage kicks.
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Cry Freedom (1987)
Woods and Biko biopic.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)
Cut and paste comedy.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Delicatessen (1991)
Pro-vegetarian sewer surrealism.
Jul 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Don't Look Now (1973)
Dwarf brings bad luck.
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Double Life Of Veronique, The (1991)
Double hours of boredom.
Jul 11, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Eight Men Out (1988)
Bats, balls and bribes.
Sep 27, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Enigma (2001)
Where's the code breaking?
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Eraserhead (1977)
Big haired fatherhood nightmare.
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Face/Off (1997)
Cut and paste dross.
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Fantastic Voyage (1966)
Small spaceship does surgery.
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Hairdresser's Husband, The (1990)
Fabulous French follicle fantasy.
Apr 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Hour Of The Pig, The (1993)
Hog in the dock.
Sep 4, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Incredible Shrinking Man, The (1957)
Matchbox dweller's tough life.
Sep 19, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Kanal (1957)
Warsaw uprising drama tribute.
Jul 23, 2002
Scored 4/5
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