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Reviews by 'benj clews'
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with a total of
585
reviews published to date.
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Bodyguard, The (1992)
Houston has a problem.
May 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(121)
John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut (1994)
John Wayne re-membered.
Jun 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(112)
X-Men (2000)
Halle hath snow fury.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(73)
Back To The Future (1985)
20th Century Fox.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(70)
Crow, The (1994)
Silent but dead Lee.
Aug 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(64)
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
21st Century Fox.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(58)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Child smuggling ring discovered.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(56)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Daily events repeat themselves.
Dec 6, 2001
Scored 5/5
Vote
(55)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Daily events repeat themselves.
Dec 6, 2001
Scored 5/5
Vote
(54)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Daily events repeat themselves.
Dec 6, 2001
Scored 5/5
Vote
(54)
Ring, The (2002)
Vicious circle.
Apr 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(53)
V For Vendetta (2006)
Knives and Fawkes.
Mar 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(53)
Titanic (1997)
Jack D with ice.
May 17, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(50)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Luke becomes han' solo.
May 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(46)
Point Break (1991)
Nixon IS a crook.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(44)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Bridesmad.
Oct 31, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(43)
Munich (2005)
Hunt for Black September.
Jan 30, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(41)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Bridesmad- revisited.
Oct 31, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(41)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Alas, Smith AND clones.
Jun 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(40)
Election (1999)
Ferris Bueller's lay off.
Jul 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(38)
Passenger 57 (1992)
Snipes On A Plane.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(37)
Titanic (1997)
Problems: tip of iceberg.
Mar 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(36)
Boot, Das (1981)
Klaustrophobia.
Apr 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(35)
One, The (2001)
Repeated Li.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(34)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
NYC awash with people.
May 30, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(33)
King Kong (1933)
---king huge gorilla.
Aug 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Road To Perdition (2002)
Hitman runs from Law.
Mar 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(32)
Stir Crazy (1980)
Pryor, conviction.
Jan 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(32)
Minority Report (2002)
Tom- dick in hurry.
Oct 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(32)
Ocean's Twelve (2004)
Ocean, another drop-in.
May 30, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(32)
X2 (2003)
Halle and high water.
Sep 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(31)
AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Predators create pyramid scheme.
Oct 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(31)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Forest gumption.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(31)
Jerry Maguire (1996)
Afro-American demands currency display.
Dec 17, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(30)
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
Dudes, where's your CAREERS?
Nov 13, 2001
Scored 3/5
Vote
(29)
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Diner orders 'to come'.
Apr 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(29)
Batman Begins (2005)
Biff! Pow! Sock! Spelunk?
Jul 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(29)
Happy, Texas (1999)
Macy gay.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(28)
Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The (1999)
Burn the (Jovo)vich!
May 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(28)
Taxi Driver (1976)
DeNiro interrogates mirror repeatedly.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(28)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Relic stored in IKEA.
Nov 21, 2002
Scored 6/5
Vote
(28)
Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
Keanu wisely jumps ship.
Dec 15, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(28)
Point Break (1991)
Swayze waves goodbye.
Apr 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(28)
Poltergeist (1982)
Child watches absorbing television.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(27)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Re-animatrimony.
Jan 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
Island, The (2005)
Ewan: me?
Jul 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
No tigers. What dragon?
Jan 23, 2001
Scored 5/5
Vote
(26)
Back To The Future (1985)
Fox almost trans-parent.
Oct 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(26)
Planet Of The Apes (1968)
It's really Earth, y'know.
Nov 2, 1999
Scored 2/5
Vote
(26)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
First Law of robotics.
Jan 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Downfall (2004)
Germans suffer Herr loss.
Jun 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Inside Man (2006)
Buried a-Clive.
Mar 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Spartacus (1960)
Mass slave identity crisis.
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(25)
Secretary (2002)
Sex, lies and mistypes.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Core, The (2003)
Massive vibrator helps Swank.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
101 Dalmatians (1996)
Close, but blows cigars.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Bicentennial Man (1999)
Robo Williams.
Aug 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(23)
Soldier (1998)
Curt Russell.
Sep 8, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(23)
Howard - Verinen Iltap�iv� (1997)
Run florist, run!
Oct 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The (1999)
Milla alight.
Oct 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Ring, The (2002)
The circle of death.
Apr 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Rocky III (1982)
Dotes 'Eye', crosses T.
Oct 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Dr. Jekyll And Ms. Hyde (1995)
Jekyll and hymen.
Jun 4, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(23)
Showgirls (1995)
Tits. Arse. End credits.
Dec 8, 1999
Scored 2/5
Vote
(23)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Michael Douglas is bed-ridden.
Jan 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Titanic (1997)
Small boy draws boobies.
Jan 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Godzilla steps dozy doe.
Aug 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Finding Neverland (2004)
Depp, Pan (Peter).
Oct 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Mission: Impossible III (2006)
Cruise, Hoffman. No autism.
May 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Watch is crappy legacy.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(22)
Way Of The Gun, The (2000)
MexiCaan.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Accused, The (1988)
Billiardeers pocket pink illegally.
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
American Pie (1999)
'Porkies' Pie, more like.
Nov 24, 1999
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Midgets attempt jewellery destruction.
Jan 6, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
Ring, The (2002)
Hollywood encourages video piracy!
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(21)
Sinbad: Legend Of The Seven Seas (2003)
Pitt, Zeta-Jones. Oceans seven.
Jul 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Rock, The (1996)
Papa, seizures, Rock.
Feb 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(20)
Too Legit: The MC Hammer Story (2001)
Hammer rises, falls.
Aug 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Godfather: Part III, The (1990)
Pacino falls off chair.
Jan 12, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(20)
Million To Juan, A (1994)
Juan, million dollars.
Oct 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Multiplicity (1996)
Keaton multiplies, goes fourth.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Signs (2002)
Skewered wife dispenses advice.
Sep 23, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
American symbologist in Langdon.
May 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(19)
Monster's Ball (2001)
Fucking Halle!
May 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Jaws (1975)
Beardy Dreyfuss, plastic shark.
Oct 31, 1999
Scored 5/5
Vote
(19)
Jaws (1975)
Shark visits the seaSchied(er).
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(19)
My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006)
It's SupeThurman!
Oct 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(19)
Donald Cammell: The Ultimate Performance (1998)
Final straw: Cammell broken.
Oct 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Hills Have Eyes II, The (2007)
'The Hills...' have II's.
Mar 4, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Frodo joins travelling Serkis.
Dec 7, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Pretty In Pink (1986)
Molly makes shitty dress.
Nov 2, 1999
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Goat gnaws at Bush.
Aug 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
History Of Violence, A (2005)
Viggo repeatedly Harrissed.
Oct 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Machine returned. No warranty.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Fisher King, The (1991)
Disrobin' Williams.
Aug 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Next Voice You Hear..., The (1950)
God moves mysterious airwaves.
Aug 31, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(17)
X-Men (2000)
Five superheroes. One slaphead.
Dec 10, 2000
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Jaws (1975)
Shark's hungry? For Shaw.
Sep 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Hand, The (1981)
Caine un-able.
Nov 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Evan Almighty (2007)
Evan. Above.
Sep 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
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