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Reviews by 'okie'
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with a total of
134
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Groundhog Day (1993)
Sonny & Cher forever.
Apr 14, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Grandfather, The (1998)
Grampa decides on heir.
Feb 21, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Straight Story, The (1999)
Slow-mow road trip.
Apr 16, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(2)
The Blue Gardenia (1953)
Raymond Burr date rapes.
Mar 23, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Tunes Of Glory (1960)
WARNING: ARMY BAGPIPE MOVIE!
Jun 1, 2008
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Adventures Of Rocky & Bullwinkle, The (2000)
Boris Badenov. Movie worse.
May 9, 2008
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Big Heat, The (1953)
Ford drives out corruption.
May 5, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blues In The Night (1941)
Boxcar boys blow blues.
Mar 23, 2008
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Caddyshack (1980)
Goofy golf.
Apr 13, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dr. Mabuse: The Gambler (1922)
Mabuse makes like Moriarty.
Apr 16, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Slice worth the Price.
May 3, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(1)
From Hell (2001)
Depp in Ripping tale.
Apr 19, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Fury (1936)
Mob violence filmed secretly.
Apr 20, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Girl Most Likely To..., The (1973)
Ugly duckling gets revenge.
Mar 30, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Gold Diggers Of 1933 (1933)
Ned produces; Sparks fly!
May 25, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Gold Rush, The (1925)
Icy weather, tasty leather.
May 16, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Hand In Hand (1960)
Doomed childhood interfaith romance.
Apr 4, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Jazz Singer, The (1927)
Cantor you hear me?
May 27, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Kapò (1960)
Strasberg method serves Nazis.
Sep 12, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Legend Of Bagger Vance, The (2000)
Driving Mr. Junuh.
Apr 6, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Libel (1959)
Identity theft, British style.
Apr 14, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Mating Season, The (1951)
Mom makes meritorious maid.
Apr 14, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Memento (2000)
.otnemeM.
May 24, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Middle Of The Night (1959)
March, Novak play Paddy-cake.
Apr 5, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Murders In The Rue Morgue (1932)
Poe meets unibrow Lugosi.
May 25, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Private Life Of Sherlock Holmes, The (1970)
Sherlock at the Loch.
Apr 21, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Search, The (1948)
GI reunites boy, mama.
Apr 22, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(1)
State Fair (1933)
Will Rogers and pig.
May 22, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Summer And Smoke (1961)
Winemiller woman waits wantonly.
May 23, 2008
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Svengali (1931)
Trilby is Barrymore's Marianette.
May 22, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Tanks A Million (1941)
Memory master masters military.
May 13, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Undertow (2004)
Creepy dad hunts sons.
May 18, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Unknown, The (1927)
Chaney's ironically unnecessary operation.
May 17, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(1)
White Cliffs Of Dover, The (1944)
Aristocrats, all-important Anglo-American alliance.
May 15, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Actress, The (1953)
Story of Ruth Gordon.
Mar 23, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Adventures Of Prince Achmed, The (1926)
Fabulous original of 'Aladdin'.
Mar 23, 2008
Scored 5/5
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American Splendor (2003)
Clerk's fourth wall falls.
Jun 9, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Animal Crackers (1930)
Groucho must be going.
May 19, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Anna And The King Of Siam (1946)
Nonmusical 'King and I'.
Mar 23, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Artists & Models (1937)
Satchmo crowns Benny's show.
Apr 4, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Baby Face (1933)
Stanwyck gets plenty experience.
Jun 4, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Big House, The (1930)
Morris orders cold Beery.
May 27, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Billy Jack (1971)
One tin martial artist.
May 26, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Blackmail (1929)
Hitch instinctively masters sound.
May 14, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Blacksmith, The (1922)
Buster makes jalopy junky.
May 26, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Blue Angel, The (1930)
Angel, prof's balls blue.
May 19, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Butterfly Effect, The (2004)
Kutcher's eternal redo key.
May 5, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Careful, He Might Hear You (1983)
Spooky aunt buys custody.
Apr 4, 2009
Scored 5/5
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Cathy Come Home (1966)
Spiral into welfare hell.
Apr 16, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Charlotte's Web (1973)
Barn's noble lady spider.
May 21, 2008
Scored 3/5
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City For Conquest (1940)
Cagney reluctant boxing champ.
Mar 23, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Closet Cases Of The Nerd Kind (1980)
Cheapo intergalactic pie fight.
Apr 4, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
Corn Is Green, The (1945)
Bette Davis eyes students.
Mar 24, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Dog's Life, A (1918)
Tail of two tramps.
May 16, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Dracula (1931)
Bela, Browning Count blessings.
May 22, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Duck Soup (1933)
Groucho is against it.
May 25, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Edward, My Son (1949)
Tracy, Kerr spoil son.
Sep 4, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Enemy Of The State (1998)
Will's pants get bugged.
May 3, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Five Star Final (1931)
Karloff is creepy preacher.
Sep 9, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Flesh And The Devil (1926)
Garbo, Gilbert going ga-ga.
May 12, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Gump diet: Chocolate, shrimp.
Apr 22, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Four Daughters (1938)
Musical family reforms hoodlum.
Sep 6, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Free Soul, A (1931)
Shearer shacks with Gable.
Mar 24, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Freshman, The (1925)
Harold's game plan unravels.
May 16, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Get Out And Get Under (1920)
Harold coke-starts a car.
May 12, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Ghost World (2001)
Buscemi's geek gets girls.
May 22, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Gigot (1962)
Gleason mute and creepy.
Mar 24, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Grass: A Nation's Battle For Life (1925)
Grass? Herd of it.
May 16, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Great Train Robbery, The (1903)
Porter engineers train job.
May 12, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Happy Gilmore (1996)
Happy hockey hacker.
Apr 18, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Heavy Load (2008)
Head banging head cases.
Apr 4, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Hide-Out (1934)
Injured hoodlum's farm recuperation.
Apr 27, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Home In Indiana (1944)
Hokey, hammy harness horses.
Apr 27, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Horse Feathers (1932)
Groucho makes son rise.
May 25, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Hotel Rwanda (2004)
Cockroaches calling brothers cockroaches.
Jun 4, 2008
Scored 5/5
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I Am Sam (2001)
Penn just Dern lovable.
Apr 28, 2008
Scored 4/5
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I See A Dark Stranger (1946)
Irish patriot goes Nazi.
Apr 27, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Importance Of Being Earnest, The (1952)
Bracknell's bag baby's brother.
Apr 27, 2008
Scored 4/5
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It's A Wonderful Life (1946)
Potter packs poverty's punch.
Apr 21, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Kentucky (1938)
Horsing with the enemy.
Apr 5, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
Kid, The (1921)
Charlie's angel jail bait.
May 15, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Lust For Gold (1949)
Lost Dutchman still lost.
Apr 4, 2009
Scored 4/5
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M (1931)
Crooks chalk Lorre up.
May 22, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Manic (2001)
Boy, interrupted.
Apr 14, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Marci X (2003)
Wayans raps like pansy.
May 22, 2008
Scored 1/5
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Men In Black (1997)
Aliens high on coffee.
Apr 16, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Merrily We Live (1938)
'My Man Godfrey' redux.
Apr 16, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Monkey Business (1931)
Groucho's money comes innuendo.
May 22, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Moontide (1942)
French guy named Bobo.
May 4, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Navigator, The (1924)
Stoneface on the rocks.
May 12, 2008
Scored 4/5
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One In A Million (1936)
Skating Ritz Brothers suck.
May 22, 2008
Scored 1/5
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Passion Of Joan Of Arc, The (1928)
Dreyer creates martyrdom masterpiece.
May 26, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Picture Snatcher (1933)
Crooked Cagney cops camera.
Jun 3, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Pinky (1949)
Pinky passes for white.
Apr 21, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Queen Christina (1933)
Queen Garbo incognito.
May 25, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Rain Man (1988)
Raymond gets Wapner Jones.
Jun 4, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Red Mill, The (1927)
Rosebud among the tulips.
May 17, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Reuben, Reuben (1983)
Lecherous poet overstays welcome.
May 7, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Rhodes Of Africa (1936)
Huston, Africa has problem.
Apr 4, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Safety Last! (1923)
Human fly overdoes self-promotion.
May 12, 2008
Scored 5/5
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