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Reviews by 'Will_I_Am'
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with a total of
55
reviews published to date.
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Jaws (1975)
Perfect predator prowls Amity.
Sep 12, 2007
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(2)
American Graffiti (1973)
Ford + Chevy = fiery wreck.
Apr 9, 2008
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(1)
Bullitt (1968)
Mustang versus Charger showdown.
Nov 11, 2007
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(1)
Crank (2006)
Statham avenges himself antemortum.
Aug 30, 2007
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(1)
Death Race 2000 (1975)
Frankenstein sends nurses flying.
Feb 29, 2008
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(1)
Frankenfish (2004)
Airboat becomes big blender.
Mar 10, 2008
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(1)
Getaway, The (1972)
McQueen KO's screaming Struthers.
Jan 3, 2008
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(1)
Network (1976)
Anchor becomes Television profit.
Jan 21, 2008
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(1)
On The Waterfront (1954)
Snitches get stitches.
Jan 13, 2008
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(1)
Smokey And The Bandit (1977)
Dodging smokies, bootlegging Coors.
Oct 5, 2007
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(1)
Snatch (2000)
Unintelligible pikeys actually intelligent.
Mar 26, 2008
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(1)
Soylent Green (1973)
Furniture, Heston's love interest.
Nov 27, 2007
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(1)
Transporter 2, The (2005)
Courier becomes ass-kicking chauffeur.
Oct 4, 2007
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(1)
Airplane! (1980)
Captain Clarence has clearance.
Jan 3, 2008
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Animal House (1978)
Delta's deathmobile delivers disorder.
Jan 7, 2008
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Apocalypse Now (Redux) (1979)
Duvall captures surf spot.
Dec 18, 2007
Unscored
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Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theatres (2007)
Aliens, fast food, plot?
May 2, 2008
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Bullitt (1968)
McQueen's driving wrecks hitmen.
Nov 11, 2007
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Caddyshack (1980)
God smites perfect game.
Mar 9, 2008
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Children Of Men (2006)
Baby causes short-lived ceasefire.
Nov 21, 2007
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Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Newman cracks, then runs.
Mar 9, 2008
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Death Proof (2007)
Russell's vehicular homicides ceased.
Nov 25, 2007
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Death Proof (2007)
Charger versus Challenger showdown.
Nov 25, 2007
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Death Wish 3 (1985)
Bronson teaches home defense.
May 2, 2008
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Death Wish 3 (1985)
Fraker bulletproof, not rocketproof.
May 4, 2008
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Death Wish II (1982)
Mr.Vigilante seeks revenge, again.
Apr 16, 2008
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Dirty Dozen, The (1967)
Convicts kill Nazi party.
Jan 3, 2008
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Dirty Mary Crazy Larry (1974)
MoPar power outruns police.
Oct 4, 2007
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Enemy At The Gates (2001)
Zaytsev kills German counterpart.
Sep 18, 2007
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Hanks wears magic shoes.
Dec 14, 2007
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Gone In 60 Seconds (1974)
Investigates cars he steals.
Oct 8, 2007
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Great Escape, The (1963)
McQueen gets over wire.
Mar 1, 2008
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Grindhouse (2007)
Zombie car chase extravaganza.
Mar 10, 2008
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Hair (1979)
Berger switches places, dies.
Nov 17, 2007
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Hang 'Em High (1968)
Wrongful lynching = ironic revenge.
Apr 19, 2008
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Heartbreak Ridge (1986)
Clint cranks out soldiers.
Oct 18, 2007
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Hollywood Knights, The (1980)
Hollywood car-club hijinx.
Oct 8, 2007
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Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Gold makes good German.
Jan 3, 2008
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Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Nightclub becomes samurai delicatessen.
Jan 1, 2008
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Kung Pow: Enter The Fist (2002)
Chosen fights French aliens.
Nov 13, 2007
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Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
Mini samoan incinerates man.
Mar 21, 2008
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Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
Multiple heists = Vinnie sufficed.
Mar 26, 2008
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Mad Max (1979)
Motorpsychos make Max mad.
Jan 3, 2008
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Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Trojan rabbit becomes projectile.
Jan 3, 2008
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One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Nicholson takes loonies fishing.
Dec 19, 2007
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Revolver (2005)
Masters make manual, prosper.
May 2, 2008
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Shoot 'Em Up (2007)
Owen pulls strings, kills.
Jan 3, 2008
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Spies Like Us (1985)
Pulse takes out MTV.
Jan 3, 2008
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Streetcar Named Desire, A (1951)
Stanley bowls, Blanche collapses.
Jan 3, 2008
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Super Troopers (2001)
V.H.P. commit highway shenanigans.
Sep 30, 2007
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Taxi Driver (1976)
Sociopath kills, becomes hero.
Nov 17, 2007
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The Wild Angels (1966)
Funeral procession, Angels-style.
Jan 3, 2008
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Transporter, The (2002)
Driver violates rule three.
Jan 3, 2008
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Vanishing Point (1971)
Kowalski's fast, last trip.
Oct 3, 2007
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Warriors, The (1979)
Orphans recieve Warriors' cocktail.
Jan 3, 2008
Unscored
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