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Reviews by 'MagicNumber'
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with a total of
92
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Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Mrs? Doubtful.
Jul 2, 2007
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(22)
Grumpy Old Men (1993)
Geriatricks.
Apr 17, 2007
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(21)
Wild Hogs (2007)
Hell's aged.
Jun 7, 2007
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(14)
To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)
Dude looks like Swayze.
Jul 2, 2007
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(9)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Kat fights.
Apr 19, 2007
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(8)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Depp's Willy is weird.
Apr 24, 2007
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(8)
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Exploited miners whistle gratefully.
May 3, 2007
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(6)
Amour (2012)
Gran piano.
Jan 22, 2013
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(5)
To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)
Crazy lady Swayze.
Jul 2, 2007
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(5)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Broderick's 'sick' is slick!
Jul 2, 2007
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(5)
Honey, I Shrunk The Kids (1989)
Wee toes for breakfast!
Apr 17, 2007
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(5)
Grease 2 (1982)
Greased lightning strikes twice.
Apr 20, 2007
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(4)
Cool Runnings (1993)
Stoners compete sitting down.
May 14, 2007
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(4)
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Soze's sore foot fake.
May 19, 2007
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(4)
Caesar Must Die (2012)
Et tu, brutes.
Jan 7, 2013
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(3)
Trainspotting (1996)
Scottish squatters' squeamish shooting.
May 16, 2007
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(3)
Beach, The (2000)
Leo goes Daffy.
May 26, 2007
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(3)
Boys Don't Cry (1999)
Swank suspiciously convincing male.
Jul 1, 2007
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(3)
Never Been Kissed (1999)
Alba hot, Barrymore not.
Jul 2, 2007
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(3)
Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)
Dammit, Janet! Another planet?
May 21, 2007
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(3)
Seven Psychopaths (2012)
Walken the dog.
Jan 12, 2013
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(3)
Clueless (1995)
Cher shells superficial surface.
May 9, 2007
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(2)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
The Wizard of Hogs.
Jan 13, 2009
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(2)
Killer Condom (1996)
Flop.
Jan 6, 2013
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(2)
Life Of Pi (2012)
Pi will survive.
Jan 5, 2013
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Envy (2004)
Taming of the poo.
Sep 9, 2007
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(2)
Curious Case Of Benjamin Button, The (2008)
Pitt-er-patter of tiny feet.
Oct 27, 2012
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(2)
Ghost (1990)
Dead Swayze? Whoopi crazy!
Apr 20, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Life Of Pi (2012)
All Pi myself...
Jan 6, 2013
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Mis�rables, Les (2012)
Oui, the people.
Jan 9, 2013
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(2)
Zombieland (2009)
Last of the not-eatens.
Jan 29, 2013
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(2)
Amour (2012)
Adagio for old age.
Jan 22, 2013
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(1)
Braveheart (1995)
Hairy King of Scots.
Oct 24, 2012
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(1)
Curious Case Of Benjamin Button, The (2008)
Long, short of Pitt.
Oct 29, 2012
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(1)
Evan Almighty (2007)
Ark: Act Random Kindness???
Jul 26, 2007
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(1)
Fame (1980)
See Coco's giant nipples.
Jun 7, 2007
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(1)
Grease (1978)
Gang rivalry, Rydell High.
May 1, 2007
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(1)
Motorcycle Diaries, The (2004)
Che go far-a.
Jan 13, 2013
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(1)
Braveheart (1995)
Wallace wallops.
Oct 24, 2012
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(1)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Forest hump.
Jan 5, 2013
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(1)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Pilot light.
Jan 5, 2013
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(1)
Django Unchained (2012)
Brave slave's close shaves.
Jan 28, 2013
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(1)
Evan Almighty (2007)
Ark? Evan only knows!
Jul 26, 2007
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(1)
Life Of Pi (2012)
Grrraft.
Jan 5, 2013
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Master, The (2012)
Philip sees more Cause-men.
Jan 28, 2013
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(1)
Mis�rables, Les (2012)
Liberty, Equality, Fraternity...Harmony!
Jan 6, 2013
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(1)
American Beauty (1999)
Meena's rosy cheeks.
Oct 27, 2012
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(1)
Braveheart (1995)
Gibson where's your troosers?
Oct 31, 2012
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(1)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Aalllmighty then!
Aug 30, 2007
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(1)
Django Unchained (2012)
Slay very commonplace.
Feb 24, 2013
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(1)
Grease (1978)
Summer lovin' happens slow.
May 1, 2007
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(1)
Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, The (2012)
Hobbit hole? Nope, 1/3.
Jan 5, 2013
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(1)
Motorcycle Diaries, The (2004)
Ernesto flies the nest-o.
Jan 19, 2013
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(1)
Rubber (2010)
Flat tyre satire.
Jan 5, 2013
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(1)
Withnail & I (1987)
Holiday-home has price. Bugger!
Feb 5, 2013
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(1)
Bad Boy Bubby (1993)
Bubby 's duty's mummy's boobies.
Feb 2, 2013
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(1)
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Damon all Bourne.
Jan 6, 2013
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(1)
Silver Linings Playbook (2012)
Bradley Looper.
Jan 25, 2013
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(1)
Withnail & I (1987)
With ale and guys.
Feb 7, 2013
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(1)
Beach, The (2000)
Thailand island's high land.
Jan 6, 2013
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Blood Diamond (2006)
More blood than diamonds.
Oct 24, 2012
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Dead Man Walking (1995)
ImPennding death...
Nov 13, 2012
Scored 5/5
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Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Distorted vision, desert mission.
Jan 25, 2013
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Life Of Pi (2012)
Pi charter.
Jan 5, 2013
Scored 3/5
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Mama (2013)
Sister disappearing act.
Jan 22, 2013
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Mis�rables, Les (2012)
The French Revolutune.
Jan 6, 2013
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Open Water (2003)
Boat gone, both gone.
Jan 5, 2013
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Pulp Fiction (1994)
Uma sniffs, snuffs.
Jan 25, 2013
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54 (1998)
Drugs In Sex-Club? Oh!
Jan 5, 2013
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Babe (1995)
Silence of the lambs.
Jan 5, 2013
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Death Proof (2007)
Crash at Kurt's place?
Jan 15, 2013
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Slick sick Broderick.
Sep 9, 2007
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From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Fright club.
Jan 5, 2013
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I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With (2006)
Cheese-string for mozarella fella.
Jan 25, 2013
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Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Tarantino rights history.
Jan 28, 2013
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March Of The Penguins (2005)
Proteggtion.
Jan 5, 2013
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Mighty Aphrodite (1995)
Woody Athens
Dec 8, 2012
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Sound Of Music, The (1965)
VonTrapp-ment.
Jan 13, 2013
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Brokeback Mountain (2005)
The gay tricks.
Jan 5, 2013
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Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
Lost Vegas.
Nov 15, 2012
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Lincoln (2012)
Field, Day.
Jan 26, 2013
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Terminator, The (1984)
Ex-terminate, the governor.
Oct 29, 2012
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Zero Dark Thirty (2012)
Osama's been had then.
Jan 19, 2013
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Blood Diamond (2006)
Blood Die-mond.
Oct 27, 2012
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Crash (2004)
Invisible cape, lucky escape.
Feb 2, 2013
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Diana (2013)
Watts does Di.
Jan 25, 2013
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Full Monty, The (1997)
Dance your pants off.
Oct 27, 2012
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Life Of Pi (2012)
Pi, waves, goodbye.
Jan 5, 2013
Scored 3/5
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Open Water (2003)
Suicide is pointless.
Jan 5, 2013
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Perfume: The Story Of A Murderer (2006)
Goodsmellas
Jan 5, 2013
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Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Spacey in dis-Kais.
Oct 27, 2012
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Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Greed gets Grampa up!
Jan 5, 2013
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