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Reviews by 'w18dheartlivie'
Current status of
Movie deity (Bronze)
with a total of
4263
reviews published to date.
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Beetlejuice (1988)
Day-o of the Dead.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(60)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
One Night at McGhoul's.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(45)
Graduate, The (1967)
Likes mother, likes daughter.
Sep 9, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(45)
Outbreak (1995)
Monkey Free, Monkey Flu.
Oct 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(45)
Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
Actually, Another Teen Movie.
Mar 21, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(43)
Trainspotting (1996)
He shoots, he soars!!!!
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(41)
Apocalypto (2006)
Last of the Mayaicans.
Dec 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(40)
28 Weeks Later (2007)
Days turn into weeks.
Jun 29, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(39)
Galaxy Quest (1999)
Jason and the Astronauts.
Sep 27, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(39)
Hannibal (2001)
Liotta's most brainless performance.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(37)
Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)
Dinner: Meatloaf Again??
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(36)
Blacula (1972)
Black and Biting It.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(35)
Demon Seed (1977)
Computer needed Trojan protection.
Nov 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(35)
Village, The (2004)
Village People come out.
Oct 4, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(35)
Jackass: The Movie (2002)
Self-Destruction for Dummies.
Oct 17, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(34)
Night At The Museum (2006)
Museum of Living History.
May 4, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(34)
Space Cowboys (2000)
Grumpy Old Spacemen.
Jan 30, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(34)
Exorcist, The (1973)
Young Blair - head turner.
Jan 16, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(33)
Fog, The (2005)
Replay Mist for Me.
Mar 10, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(33)
Titanic (1997)
The iced men bobbeth.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(33)
Craft, The (1996)
Charmed: The Dark Side.
Sep 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(32)
Girl, Interrupted (1999)
Winona Over Cuckoo's Nest.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(32)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Hello, Yellow Brick Road.
Dec 29, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(32)
Ali (2001)
Smith molds Ali's Clay.
Oct 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(31)
Jonestown: The Life And Death Of Peoples Temple (2006)
Jim Jones, unsafe sects.
Aug 10, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(31)
Love Story (1970)
Jenny, Oliver - happily... *cough*.
Jan 16, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(31)
Nightmare On Elm Street, A (1984)
Depp's bed sucks.
May 11, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(31)
Cry In The Dark, A (1988)
Bad dingo!!!
May 24, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(30)
Guyana Tragedy: The Story Of Jim Jones (1980)
Jones has unsafe sects.
Jul 9, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(30)
Look Who's Talking (1989)
Willis has womb service.
Nov 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(30)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Leguizamo comes up short.
Dec 20, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(30)
National Treasure: The Book Of Secrets (2007)
The Abraham Lincoln Code.
May 14, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(30)
Banger Sisters, The (2002)
Banging the Drummer Slowly.
Apr 20, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(29)
Cujo (1983)
Beethoven's cranky cousin.
Oct 17, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(29)
FeardotCom (2002)
EwwTube.
May 14, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(29)
Flatliners (1990)
Pretty near-dead Woman.
Jan 6, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(29)
Halloween (1978)
Kill J.L., vol. 1.
Oct 30, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(29)
Hollywoodland (2006)
Bird?! Plane!? No - AFFLECK!!
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(29)
Remember The Titans (2000)
Titanic team doesn't sink.
Oct 21, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(29)
Anaconda (1997)
Snake eating J-Lo's posse.
Nov 3, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(28)
Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992)
Pee Wee's Blood Adventure.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(28)
Cliffhanger (1993)
Stallone loses his grip.
Feb 28, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(28)
Craft, The (1996)
The Bitches of Eastwick.
Jul 2, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(28)
Godfather, The (1972)
For Horseman, an Apocalypse.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(28)
Misery (1990)
Misery writer de-Bates fate.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(28)
Pursuit Of Happyness, The (2006)
Smith & Will's son.
Dec 29, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(28)
Surviving The Game (1994)
Bloodthirsty hunters seek Ice-T.
May 18, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(28)
Contact (1997)
J.F. phones E.T.
Dec 4, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(27)
Doors, The (1991)
Morrison loves self madly.
Oct 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
Laramie Project, The (2002)
Fear, Loathing in Laramie.
Dec 29, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(27)
Men In Black II (2002)
Alien workers go postal.
Sep 27, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(27)
Blindness (2008)
Pitch White.
Sep 29, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(26)
Full Monty, The (1997)
Chippendales: The Working Class.
Sep 24, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(26)
Multiplicity (1996)
Keaton - Doug-a vu.
Nov 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(26)
Running Man (1987)
Schwarzenegger wins amazing race.
Sep 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(26)
Signs (2002)
Children in the Corn.
May 26, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(26)
Alice In Wonderland (1951)
'Twas brillig.
Jul 9, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Anna Christie (1930)
Garbo talks: gimme viskey.
Dec 25, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Blow (2001)
Much Ado About Snorting.
Jun 5, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(25)
Fog, The (1980)
Coast of Living Dead.
Oct 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Heartbreak Hotel (1988)
Kingnapped.
Oct 7, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(25)
Hook (1991)
Pan enters second childhood.
Nov 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Kill Bill: Vol. 3 (2014)
Pretty sure Bill's dead.
Dec 1, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(25)
Making High Grade Paper (1914)
Pulp Fixins.
Mar 28, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Neo visits Circuit City.
Sep 30, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Reality Bites (1994)
Hawke teaches Ryder shoplifting.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)
Frankenfurter stuffs Meat Loaf.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Shakespeare In Love (1998)
Victor/Victoria upon Avon.
Feb 13, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Robbins gets busy diggin.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(25)
Signs (2002)
Mel plays Space Invaders.
Dec 24, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Teeth (2007)
That c**t bit me!!
Oct 31, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(25)
50 First Dates (2004)
An Affair to Disremember.
Jul 21, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Alive (1993)
The Donner Party Redux.
Sep 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
American Beauty (1999)
Spacey's Lolita phase.
Oct 19, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(24)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Cowboys make rainbow connection.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Bubba's Chili Parlor (2005)
Dead Rot Chili Peppers.
Jun 8, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Dave (1993)
Kline: The Accidental President.
Mar 13, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Get Smart (2008)
Carrell Gets Smart.
Mar 8, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Is It Hot In Here? A Film About Menopause (1986)
A period piece.
Jan 3, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Last Man On Planet Earth, The (1999)
Women commit gendercide.
Mar 4, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Sparrow: Rum and Maybelline.
Oct 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
Trial Of Lorena Bobbitt, The (1997)
A cutting courtroom drama.
Aug 28, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Village, The (2004)
Village: post-traumatic less disordered.
Oct 8, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Witch has liquidation sale.
Dec 29, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(24)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Runaway seduced by poppies.
Dec 29, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(24)
10,000 B.C. (2008)
990,000 years after Raquel.
Mar 7, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(23)
Abyss, The (1989)
Harris's marriage- 'Abyss'mally failed.
Dec 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Boxing Helena (1993)
Helena thinks inside box.
Jan 22, 2008
Scored 1/5
Vote
(23)
City Of Angels (1998)
Cage falls for Meg.
Mar 2, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Cocoon (1985)
Close Encounters, Geriatric Kind.
Jan 3, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Dances With Wolves (1990)
Yankee turns red.
May 1, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Deja Vu (2006)
Denzel's seen this before...
Nov 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Doors, The (1991)
Doors' People are Strange.
Oct 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Fighting Temptations, The (2003)
Sister Act for Protestants.
Oct 20, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(23)
Hairspray (2007)
Travolta is just unDivine.
Apr 27, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Jesus Cooks Me Breakfast (2007)
Heaven's Plate.
Mar 16, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Over Her Dead Body (2008)
Deadspirit Housewife.
Mar 15, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Space Chimps (2008)
The Primate Stuff.
Jul 15, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby (2006)
Days of Blunder.
Aug 3, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Twilight (2008)
Love Without First Bite.
Jul 30, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
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