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Reviews by 'w20dheartlivie'
Current status of
Movie deity (Bronze)
with a total of
4301
reviews published to date.
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Beetlejuice (1988)
Day-o of the Dead.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(60)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
One Night at McGhoul's.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(45)
Graduate, The (1967)
Likes mother, likes daughter.
Sep 9, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(45)
Outbreak (1995)
Monkey Free, Monkey Flu.
Oct 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(45)
Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
Actually, Another Teen Movie.
Mar 21, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(43)
Trainspotting (1996)
He shoots, he soars!!!!
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(41)
Apocalypto (2006)
Last of the Mayaicans.
Dec 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(40)
28 Weeks Later (2007)
Days turn into weeks.
Jun 29, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(39)
Galaxy Quest (1999)
Jason and the Astronauts.
Sep 27, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(39)
Hannibal (2001)
Liotta's most brainless performance.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(38)
Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)
Dinner: Meatloaf Again??
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(36)
Blacula (1972)
Black and Biting It.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(35)
Demon Seed (1977)
Computer needed Trojan protection.
Nov 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(35)
Village, The (2004)
Village People come out.
Oct 4, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(35)
Jackass: The Movie (2002)
Self-Destruction for Dummies.
Oct 17, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(34)
Night At The Museum (2006)
Museum of Living History.
May 4, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(34)
Space Cowboys (2000)
Grumpy Old Spacemen.
Jan 30, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(34)
Exorcist, The (1973)
Young Blair - head turner.
Jan 16, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(33)
Fog, The (2005)
Replay Mist for Me.
Mar 10, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(33)
Titanic (1997)
The iced men bobbeth.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(33)
Craft, The (1996)
Charmed: The Dark Side.
Sep 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(32)
Girl, Interrupted (1999)
Winona Over Cuckoo's Nest.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(32)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Hello, Yellow Brick Road.
Dec 29, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(32)
Ali (2001)
Smith molds Ali's Clay.
Oct 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(31)
Jonestown: The Life And Death Of Peoples Temple (2006)
Jim Jones, unsafe sects.
Aug 10, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(31)
Love Story (1970)
Jenny, Oliver - happily... *cough*.
Jan 16, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(31)
Nightmare On Elm Street, A (1984)
Depp's bed sucks.
May 11, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(31)
Cry In The Dark, A (1988)
Bad dingo!!!
May 24, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(30)
Guyana Tragedy: The Story Of Jim Jones (1980)
Jones has unsafe sects.
Jul 9, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(30)
Look Who's Talking (1989)
Willis has womb service.
Nov 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(30)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Leguizamo comes up short.
Dec 20, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(30)
National Treasure: The Book Of Secrets (2007)
The Abraham Lincoln Code.
May 14, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(30)
Banger Sisters, The (2002)
Banging the Drummer Slowly.
Apr 20, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(29)
Cujo (1983)
Beethoven's cranky cousin.
Oct 17, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(29)
FeardotCom (2002)
EwwTube.
May 14, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(29)
Flatliners (1990)
Pretty near-dead Woman.
Jan 6, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(29)
Halloween (1978)
Kill J.L., vol. 1.
Oct 30, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(29)
Hollywoodland (2006)
Bird?! Plane!? No - AFFLECK!!
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(29)
Remember The Titans (2000)
Titanic team doesn't sink.
Oct 21, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(29)
Surviving The Game (1994)
Bloodthirsty hunters seek Ice-T.
May 18, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(29)
Anaconda (1997)
Snake eating J-Lo's posse.
Nov 3, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(28)
Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992)
Pee Wee's Blood Adventure.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(28)
Cliffhanger (1993)
Stallone loses his grip.
Feb 28, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(28)
Craft, The (1996)
The Bitches of Eastwick.
Jul 2, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(28)
Godfather, The (1972)
For Horseman, an Apocalypse.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(28)
Misery (1990)
Misery writer de-Bates fate.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(28)
Pursuit Of Happyness, The (2006)
Smith & Will's son.
Dec 29, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(28)
Contact (1997)
J.F. phones E.T.
Dec 4, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(27)
Doors, The (1991)
Morrison loves self madly.
Oct 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
Laramie Project, The (2002)
Fear, Loathing in Laramie.
Dec 29, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(27)
Men In Black II (2002)
Alien workers go postal.
Sep 27, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(27)
Blindness (2008)
Pitch White.
Sep 29, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(26)
Full Monty, The (1997)
Chippendales: The Working Class.
Sep 24, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(26)
Multiplicity (1996)
Keaton - Doug-a vu.
Nov 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(26)
Running Man (1987)
Schwarzenegger wins amazing race.
Sep 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(26)
Signs (2002)
Children in the Corn.
May 26, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(26)
Alice In Wonderland (1951)
'Twas brillig.
Jul 9, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
American Beauty (1999)
Spacey's Lolita phase.
Oct 19, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(25)
Anna Christie (1930)
Garbo talks: gimme viskey.
Dec 25, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Blow (2001)
Much Ado About Snorting.
Jun 5, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(25)
Fog, The (1980)
Coast of Living Dead.
Oct 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Heartbreak Hotel (1988)
Kingnapped.
Oct 7, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(25)
Hook (1991)
Pan enters second childhood.
Nov 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Kill Bill: Vol. 3 (2014)
Pretty sure Bill's dead.
Dec 1, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(25)
Making High Grade Paper (1914)
Pulp Fixins.
Mar 28, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Neo visits Circuit City.
Sep 30, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Reality Bites (1994)
Hawke teaches Ryder shoplifting.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)
Frankenfurter stuffs Meat Loaf.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Shakespeare In Love (1998)
Victor/Victoria upon Avon.
Feb 13, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Robbins gets busy diggin.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(25)
Signs (2002)
Mel plays Space Invaders.
Dec 24, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Teeth (2007)
That c**t bit me!!
Oct 31, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(25)
50 First Dates (2004)
An Affair to Disremember.
Jul 21, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Alive (1993)
The Donner Party Redux.
Sep 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Cowboys make rainbow connection.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Bubba's Chili Parlor (2005)
Dead Rot Chili Peppers.
Jun 8, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Dave (1993)
Kline: The Accidental President.
Mar 13, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Fighting Temptations, The (2003)
Sister Act for Protestants.
Oct 20, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(24)
Get Smart (2008)
Carrell Gets Smart.
Mar 8, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Is It Hot In Here? A Film About Menopause (1986)
A period piece.
Jan 3, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Last Man On Planet Earth, The (1999)
Women commit gendercide.
Mar 4, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Sparrow: Rum and Maybelline.
Oct 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
Space Chimps (2008)
The Primate Stuff.
Jul 15, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Trial Of Lorena Bobbitt, The (1997)
A cutting courtroom drama.
Aug 28, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Village, The (2004)
Village: post-traumatic less disordered.
Oct 8, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Witch has liquidation sale.
Dec 29, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(24)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Runaway seduced by poppies.
Dec 29, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(24)
10,000 B.C. (2008)
990,000 years after Raquel.
Mar 7, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(23)
Abyss, The (1989)
Harris's marriage- 'Abyss'mally failed.
Dec 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Boxing Helena (1993)
Helena thinks inside box.
Jan 22, 2008
Scored 1/5
Vote
(23)
City Of Angels (1998)
Cage falls for Meg.
Mar 2, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Cocoon (1985)
Close Encounters, Geriatric Kind.
Jan 3, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Dances With Wolves (1990)
Yankee turns red.
May 1, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Deja Vu (2006)
Denzel's seen this before...
Nov 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Doors, The (1991)
Doors' People are Strange.
Oct 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Hairspray (2007)
Travolta is just unDivine.
Apr 27, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Jesus Cooks Me Breakfast (2007)
Heaven's Plate.
Mar 16, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Over Her Dead Body (2008)
Deadspirit Housewife.
Mar 15, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby (2006)
Days of Blunder.
Aug 3, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Twilight (2008)
Love Without First Bite.
Jul 30, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
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