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Jurassic Park (1993)
Hammond, eggs.
May 31, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (32)   
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Face/on.
May 31, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (27)   
Back To The Future Part III (1990)
'Back' on tracks.
May 16, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (22)   
Birds, The (1963)
Caws for concern.
Jun 16, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (21)   
Antz (1998)
They might be g.i.ants.
Jun 4, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (20)   
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
I'm smelllllting. Smellllting!
Jun 15, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (19)   
Liar Liar (1997)
Lawyer Lawyer.
Jun 16, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (18)   
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Wee, three, king.
May 22, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (18)   
Mamma Mia! (2008)
Three men and ABBAby.
Sep 4, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (18)   
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Cum thing about hairy.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (16)   
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
DAn's unconVINCIng theories COnDEmned.
May 27, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (15)   
Fight Club (1999)
Mr. and Mr. Pitt.
May 30, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (14)   
Jerk, The (1979)
White and crazy guy.
May 26, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (14)   
Fantastic Four (2005)
Storm in a D-cup.
May 18, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (13)   
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Hobbits Smeagoled into Mordor.
May 27, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (13)   
Memento (2000)
Backwards to the future.
May 26, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (13)   
Terminator Salvation (2009)
The Never-terminating Story.
Aug 17, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (12)   
Terminator, The (1984)
Human Biehn versus cyborg.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (12)   
Daredevil (2003)
Affleck: blind and lame.
May 19, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (11)   
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Dad's okay Indy end.
May 15, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (11)   
Trading Places (1983)
Beverly Hills swap.
Jun 1, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (11)   
Fart: The Movie (1991)
Work o' fart.
Jul 17, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (10)   
Flesh Gordon (1974)
Space - the carnal frontier.
Jul 4, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (10)   
Hunchback Of Notre Dame, The (1996)
Humpback wails.
Jun 14, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (10)   
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Opening of ring piece.
May 26, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (10)   
Superman Returns (2006)
Lex Luthor: Usual Suspect.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (10)   
Transformers (2007)
Changing Vrooms.
Jul 6, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (10)   
Up (2009)
Rising gramp.
May 17, 2009
Unscored
 
  Vote (10)   
Babe: Pig In The City (1998)
Look who's porking 2.
May 31, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (9)   
Exorcist, The (1973)
Barf time for Linda.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (9)   
Jingle All The Way (1996)
The Last Action Figure.
Jun 3, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (9)   
Other Boleyn Girl, The (2008)
Eight divided by two.
Jun 23, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (9)   
Planet Terror (2007)
Gun and stumpy.
Dec 13, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (9)   
W. (2008)
Dumb and Dubbleya.
Oct 28, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (9)   
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)
Vintage Ford still running.
Aug 24, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (8)   
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
Brad gives peas chance.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (8)   
Pig That Would Not Stay At Home, The (1912)
Globe trotters.
Feb 13, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (8)   
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Feminists take the plunge.
May 13, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (8)   
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
X-men: three, Jugger: nought.
May 27, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (8)   
Gnomeo & Juliet (2011)
What's in a gnome?
Jun 19, 2009
Unscored
 
  Vote (7)   
Golden Compass, The (2007)
Nicole spanks her monkey.
Dec 18, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (7)   
Junior (1994)
Arnold's shorts-are-bigger.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (7)   
Mila Ass Painting (1998)
Arty farty.
Mar 23, 2009
Unscored
 
  Vote (7)   
Moon (2009)
Spacey Oddity.
Jun 15, 2009
Unscored
 
  Vote (7)   
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Jesus bloody Christ.
May 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Philadelphia (1993)
Judge has hearing: AIDS.
Jun 6, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (7)   
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Pillage of the damned.
Jun 26, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (7)   
Right Stuff, The (1983)
Seven Up.
Jul 17, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (7)   
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Cum all ye earful.
May 22, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (7)   
Tomb Raider (2001)
Big tits kicking ass.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (7)   
Where The Wild Things Are (2009)
Mad Max beyond bedroom.
Oct 10, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (7)   
1000 Cumshots (2003)
Lake. Flaccid.
Jul 1, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Trail of two sissies.
Jun 8, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Cellular (2004)
Phone alone.
Jun 13, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Loos, tongues. Sink shifts.
Jun 22, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Horton Hears A Who! (2008)
Ace Ventura: Speck Protective.
Mar 16, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Inconvenient Truth, An (2006)
Kiss your ice goodbye.
Oct 29, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Irréversible (2002)
Nasty shit in Rectum.
May 29, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Junior (1994)
Conan the Caesarean.
Feb 2, 2009
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Mary Poppins (1964)
Bossy parachuting witch.
May 26, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Nanny McPhee (2005)
Mary Copyin'.
May 24, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Origami Deathmatch (2007)
Tension in creases.
Aug 14, 2009
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Quadrophenia (1979)
Sting and Police reunite.
Jun 2, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Rent-a-Butt (1992)
Behind with the rent.
Oct 6, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Shooter (2007)
Boogie Sights.
Jul 15, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Shrek 2 (2004)
Choose ugliness? Yeah, right!
May 24, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Star Trek (2009)
Pegg in Space(d).
Oct 31, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Stuck On You (2003)
Siamese twits.
Jun 26, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
V For Vendetta (2006)
E For Effort.
Jun 17, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
2012 (2009)
After the day after.
Oct 2, 2009
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Armageddon (1998)
Liv lives. Dad's dead.
Jun 8, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Beer Muscles (2004)
Sup, sup and away.
Oct 5, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Busty Cops 2 (2006)
NYDD Two.
Jun 25, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Casino Royale (2006)
Balls ok? Frayed knot!
Jul 31, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Emperor's New Groove, The (2000)
The emperor's new hooves.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Just say N2O.
Jun 28, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Flash Gordon (1980)
Dale gives Flash Arden.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Footloose (1984)
Shakin' Bacon.
Jun 17, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Goya's Ghosts (2006)
Muse the force.
Sep 6, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Grand Day Out With Wallace And Gromit, A (1989)
Park side of moon.
Sep 6, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
Generates 1.21 giggawash.
Feb 27, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Ice Age: The Meltdown (2006)
Scrat thaw it coming.
Mar 5, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Independence Day (1996)
Area 51's secret Data.
Jun 4, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)
Indy is no whippersnapper.
May 29, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Jaws (1975)
Brody lives, Quint essential.
May 25, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
Leaving Lush Vegas.
Jun 11, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Marley & Me (2008)
Dog Marley.
Jan 13, 2009
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Velly Sully - wrong door.
May 24, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Son doesn't want curtains.
May 17, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Nightmare On Elm Street, A (2010)
Nancy's dream guy returns.
Jul 30, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)
Mallfats.
May 8, 2009
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Spook counsels spooky kid.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Stuart Little 3: Call Of The Wild (2005)
Hamster La Vista, Michael.
May 15, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze (1991)
Ooze your daddy? Shredder!
May 30, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Terminal, The (2004)
Stay, Forrest, stay.
Jul 5, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Mary, Mary, upright hairy.
May 26, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Zoolander (2001)
Derek uses Magnum force.
May 20, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
1000 Cumshots (2003)
sperM.
Sep 4, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (4)   
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Odyssey baby in space.
May 20, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (4)   
Aladdin (1992)
Gooooood Morrrrrning, Agrabah!
Jun 14, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (4)   
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