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Current status of Movie deity with a total of 2297 reviews published to date.
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Poseidon Adventure, The (1972)
`dIHS.
Sep 23, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (59)   
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Kid makes eye scream.
Apr 6, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (36)   
Peggy Sue Got Married (1986)
Deja Sue.
Mar 20, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (36)   
Hustler, The (1961)
The B/W of Money.
Apr 2, 2007
Unscored		  
  Vote (34)   
Blackadder's Christmas Carol (1988)
Rowan Holiday.
May 26, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (33)   
Demolition Man (1993)
Weapons museum? How convenient!
Feb 28, 2006
Scored 0/5		  
  Vote (33)   
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Plague on both cribs.
Mar 14, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (32)   
Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, The (2006)
Fast in Translation.
Mar 23, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (31)   
Images Of Indians: How Hollywood Stereotyped The Native American (2003)
Hollywood's racis-um.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (31)   
My Fair Lady (1964)
Songs Doolittle for me.
Jun 30, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (31)   
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Stan Lee. Cue Brock.
May 1, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (31)   
Birds, The (1963)
Wrenzy.
Mar 27, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (30)   
Birth Of A Nation, The (1915)
KKKlassic.
May 24, 2006
Scored 6/5		  
  Vote (30)   
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
An Inconvenient Fiction.
Apr 21, 2007
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (30)   
Good Night, And Good Luck (2005)
As himself, McCarthy overacts.
Apr 5, 2006
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (30)   
Sunshine (2007)
Save Our Sol.
Mar 27, 2007
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (30)   
*batteries not included (1987)
E. T.: Elderly Tenants.
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (29)   
Green Eggs And Hamlet (1995)
Dr. Seusspeare.
Mar 24, 2006
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (29)   
Merry Christmas, Mr Lawrence (1983)
David POWie.
Apr 21, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (29)   
Hook (1991)
Refinding Neverland.
May 11, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (28)   
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Reservoir Dogtags.
Nov 14, 2006
Scored 6/5		  
  Vote (28)   
Shining, The (1980)
Danny fingers imaginary friend.
Apr 16, 2006
Scored 6/5		  
  Vote (28)   
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Pryde and Prejudice.
Apr 25, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (28)   
Boxing Helena (1993)
Limbs/Off.
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (27)   
One Hundred And One Dalmatians (1961)
Animation 101.
Feb 12, 2007
Unscored		  
  Vote (27)   
You've Got Mail (1998)
Joe, an e-mail dear.
May 22, 2007
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (27)   
My Bare Lady (1989)
Wouldn't tits be loverly?
Aug 29, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (26)   
Thinner (1996)
Girth, Interrupted.
Jan 18, 2007
Unscored		  
  Vote (26)   
Driving Miss Daisy (1989)
Negro claims front seat.
Sep 7, 2007
Unscored		  
  Vote (25)   
Lion King, The (1994)
Something's rotten in Serengeti.
Mar 5, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (25)   
Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)
Hurt's least favorite year.
Mar 22, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (25)   
Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Humans: beasts of Burton.
Jul 20, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (25)   
Sister Act (1992)
Un(convent)ional witness protection program.
Apr 11, 2006
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (25)   
12 Angry Men (1997)
Jury follows precedent.
Mar 10, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (24)   
Boot, Das (1981)
Petersen's sub standard film.
May 12, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (24)   
Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
Lion King of Kings?
May 16, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (24)   
No Country For Old Men (2007)
Chigurh mortis.
Sep 11, 2007
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (24)   
Am�lie (2001)
Waitress woos pic pocketer.
May 11, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (23)   
Pink Floyd The Wall (1982)
Goose step ... hammertime!
Apr 26, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (23)   
War Of The Worlds, The (1953)
Aliens lose Cold War.
Apr 29, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (23)   
Around The World In Eighty Days (1956)
Verne and Shirley.
Jan 6, 2007
Unscored		  
  Vote (22)   
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Hart doesn't go on.
Jun 29, 2007
Unscored		  
  Vote (22)   
Chinatown (1974)
The One Jake.
Sep 22, 2006
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (22)   
Cloverfield (2008)
OMGzilla.
May 8, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (22)   
Diary Of A Country Priest (1951)
Pastoral pastoral.
Jun 15, 2007
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (22)   
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Metasharpals.
Aug 21, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (22)   
GoodFellas (1990)
Mole: Hill.
Sep 26, 2007
Unscored		  
  Vote (22)   
Mr. Smith Goes To Washington (1939)
Smith exhibits strong Constitution.
Apr 25, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (22)   
Nosferatu, A Symphony Of Horror (1922)
Vlad Max.
May 27, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (22)   
Santa Fe Trail (1940)
Trail and Errol.
Sep 21, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (22)   
Sunshine (2007)
Sunspotting.
Apr 19, 2007
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (22)   
Zzyzx (2005)
ThiZZ YZ X-cellent noir.
Apr 25, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (22)   
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Kubrick pushes Intelligent Design.
Mar 14, 2006
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (21)   
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Only 'Future' in future.
Apr 6, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (21)   
Busty Cops (2003)
Flashing sirens.
Jul 17, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (21)   
Forrest Gump (1994)
Gump: Twit happens.
Mar 20, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (21)   
Hot Fuzz (2007)
Shaun of the Dept.
May 1, 2007
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (21)   
Layer Cake (2004)
Crouching sniper, hidden Dragan.
May 11, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (21)   
Looking For Richard (1996)
Pacino Royale.
Jan 8, 2007
Unscored		  
  Vote (21)   
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Absinthe-etic musical.
Mar 1, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (21)   
Philadelphia (1993)
Hanks feels brotherly love.
Mar 13, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (21)   
Timecop (1994)
Walker, Time Ranger.
Mar 16, 2006
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (21)   
African Queen, The (1951)
Hepburn's 'My Ferry Lady'.
Jan 7, 2007
Unscored		  
  Vote (20)   
Being John Malkovich (1999)
People invade Malkovich's privacy.
Apr 24, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (20)   
Burn After Reading (2008)
Coenfidential.
Sep 21, 2008
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (20)   
Donnie Brasco (1997)
The Depparted.
Dec 8, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (20)   
Fast Food Nation (2006)
Super Size US.
Apr 23, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (20)   
General, The (1926)
Muster Keaton.
Jan 17, 2007
Unscored		  
  Vote (20)   
Great Escape, The (1963)
Great Escapism.
Apr 20, 2007
Unscored		  
  Vote (20)   
Invisible Man, The (1933)
Claude's chemical clears complexion.
Jun 14, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (20)   
It's A Wonderful Life (1946)
Clarence becomes movie oracle.
Mar 9, 2006
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (20)   
Night Of The Lepus (1972)
The Beast-er Bunnies.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (20)   
Solaris (2002)
An American in Solaris.
Mar 27, 2007
Unscored		  
  Vote (20)   
28 Days Later (2002)
While Cillian was sleeping.
Mar 12, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (19)   
28 Days Later (2002)
Strainspotting.
Aug 8, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (19)   
Battleship Potemkin (1925)
Eisenstein steps into history.
Apr 3, 2006
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (19)   
Dreamcatcher (2003)
E.T.: Excre-Terrestrial.
Aug 16, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (19)   
Enough (2002)
Lopez's fitness protection program.
Jun 10, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (19)   
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Reburn of the Ring.
Apr 6, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (19)   
Mark Of Zorro, The (1920)
Zilent.
May 24, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (19)   
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Newt makes full recovery.
Mar 9, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (19)   
Quadrophenia (1979)
Jimmy hears The Who.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (19)   
Shallow Hal (2001)
Eye of the beHalder.
Mar 28, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (19)   
Tupac: Resurrection (2003)
Thug Life after death?
May 11, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (19)   
V For Vendetta (2006)
Hurt's played Sutler villains.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (19)   
All Quiet On The Western Front (1930)
'War's hell,' remarks Remarque.
Jun 8, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (18)   
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Die hart.
Jun 26, 2007
Unscored		  
  Vote (18)   
Basil, The Great Mouse Detective (1986)
The Mouse of Whiskervilles.
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (18)   
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
ElaBORATe prankster.
Feb 7, 2007
Unscored		  
  Vote (18)   
Catch-22 (1970)
To Heller and Buck.
Oct 16, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (18)   
Citizen Kane (1941)
Welles's performance re Hearst.
Jul 26, 2007
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (18)   
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977)
Spielberg optimistic about aliens.
Nov 1, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (18)   
Falling Down (1993)
D-FENS constantly upgrades weapons.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 6/5		  
  Vote (18)   
Hunchback Of Notre Dame, The (1923)
Lon Chimey.
Sep 19, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (18)   
Last Holiday (2006)
Requiem for a Queen.
Mar 31, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (18)   
Lost Weekend, The (1945)
The Sloshed Weekend.
Aug 1, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (18)   
Quest For The Egg Salad: Fellowship Of The Egg Salad (2002)
Frodo Brown Baggins.
Jul 7, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (18)   
Railway Children, The (1970)
In locomotive parentis.
Dec 7, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (18)   
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Tap that bass.
Mar 13, 2006
Scored 6/5		  
  Vote (18)   
Titus Andronicus (1985)
Atkins consumes strange diet.
May 9, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (18)   
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