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Reviews by 'Gentleman Ghost'
Current status of Movie deity with a total of 2043 reviews published to date.
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Story Of Cement, The (1978)
The plot thickens.
Mar 3, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (32)   
Winter's Tale, The (1967)
Cold play.
Jan 23, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (27)   
History Of Masturbation, The (2002)
Different strokes.
Jan 28, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (26)   
Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Extreme Holmes makeover.
Dec 2, 2009
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (25)   
Swiss Gang Bang (2000)
A clockwork orgy.
Feb 12, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (25)   
Bridget The Midget: A Short Story (1999)
Category: Adult, Short.
Apr 30, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (21)   
Turkish Star Wars (1982)
Return of the Jihadi.
May 3, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (21)   
Sheep Led To Slaughter By Goat (1901)
Died in the wool.
Nov 2, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (20)   
Ali Baba Bunny (1957)
That's Ali, folks!
Jan 3, 2007
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (19)   
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
The 'Baring' Strait.
Feb 3, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (19)   
Making Love In A Hammock (1897)
Big sexual hang-up.
Apr 14, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (19)   
Nude Bondage Tea Party (1998)
Tea party: somewhat restrained.
Feb 26, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (19)   
Silent Movie (1976)
Mel Brooks sounds off.
Mar 1, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (19)   
Zombies On Broadway (1945)
Undeath of a Salesman.
Mar 15, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (19)   
Adventures Of Rocky & Bullwinkle, The (2000)
Raging Bullwinkle.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (18)   
Hitler: The Last Ten Days (1973)
Göring, Göring, gone.
Feb 27, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (18)   
Hollywood And The Muslim World (2003)
Always Sunni in Hollywood.
Jan 15, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (18)   
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Jihad this one before?
Feb 12, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (18)   
Realistic Expectations: The Practice Of Plastic Surgery (2004)
Practice makes perfect, supposedly.
Feb 7, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (18)   
Rent (2005)
Original cast still broke.
Feb 10, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (18)   
Becoming Muslim: Submitting To Allah In America (2003)
Apple pie, Allah mode.
Feb 21, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (17)   
Benny Goodman Story, The (1955)
Clarinetist desires fresh Reed.
Nov 17, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (17)   
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Minstrels eaten, much rejoicing.
Jan 13, 2006
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (17)   
Richard Pryor: Live In Concert (1979)
Pryor engagement.
Feb 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (17)   
Clown Barber, The (1895)
Silly haircut..
Jan 8, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (16)   
Dark Knight, The (2008)
Insane clown's posse.
Jul 27, 2008
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (16)   
Invisible Man Returns, The (1940)
None saw him leave.
Nov 13, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (16)   
King's Speech, The (2010)
Firth of a nation.
Jan 7, 2011
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (16)   
Rocky III (1982)
T bagged.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (16)   
Slightly Pregnant Man, A (1973)
Inaccurate conception.
Jan 31, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (16)   
Transformers: The Movie, The (1986)
I, Go-Bot.
Feb 18, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (16)   
Hank Williams: The Show He Never Gave (1982)
Country for old men.
Aug 15, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (15)   
Last King Of Scotland, The (2006)
Scotsman in deNile.
Nov 15, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (15)   
Mighty Wind, A (2003)
This is Vinyl Tap.
Feb 1, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (15)   
Scary Movie 4 (2006)
Four scare, seven years.
Feb 7, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (15)   
Space Jam (1996)
Resistance is fu-fu-fu-fu-fu... pointless.
Feb 24, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (15)   
Stripper Named Desire, A (1993)
The hardness of strangers.
Nov 9, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (15)   
Wayne's World (1992)
Myers does his schwing.
Jan 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (15)   
1984 (1956)
1984 comes early.
Mar 13, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (14)   
Admiral Dewey Leading Land Parade (1899)
Dewey reigns on parade.
Nov 6, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (14)   
Antony & Cleopatra (1981)
Brits and asp.
Nov 6, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (14)   
Cool As Ice (1991)
Discarded rapper.
Nov 8, 2006
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (14)   
Coping With Herpes, Virus Of Love (1979)
Cold sore subject.
Nov 9, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (14)   
Flying Down To Rio (1933)
Astaire is born.
Jun 22, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (14)   
Nude Bowling Party (1995)
No split spared.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (14)   
Scarlet Letter, The (1926)
Silent A.
Nov 9, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (14)   
Sex Lives Of Clowns (1994)
Leers of a clown.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (14)   
Troy (2004)
Mycenae dead people.
Jan 30, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (14)   
Zombies On Broadway (1945)
Miss Eye-gone.
Nov 27, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (14)   
Backside To The Future (1986)
Screwing with continuity.
Feb 4, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (13)   
Birds, The (1963)
Killers show no egrets.
May 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (13)   
Dictionary Of Sex (1964)
Anal comes before oral?
Feb 9, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (13)   
Great Balls Of Fire! (1989)
Quaid lewd.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (13)   
I Married A Communist (1950)
Something borrowed, something... red?
Mar 15, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (13)   
I Was A Jewish Sex Worker (1996)
The Nailing Wall.
Oct 24, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (13)   
Man In The Iron Mask, The (1998)
Athos, Porthos, bathos.
Nov 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (13)   
Man With Bogart's Face, The (1980)
Bogart's face bogarted.
May 15, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (13)   
Ninja Cheerleaders (2008)
Cheerleaders strangely quiet.
Jul 3, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (13)   
Nude Students (2001)
Cap and gown optional.
Feb 4, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (13)   
Slightly Pregnant Man, A (1973)
Conception: Impossible.
Jan 30, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (13)   
Story Of Alexander Graham Bell, The (1939)
A dish calls Fonda.
Mar 11, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (13)   
Vampire Circus (1972)
Three ring succubus.
Mar 31, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (13)   
Zombies On Broadway (1945)
The grave white way.
Dec 1, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (13)   
Adventures Of Ford Fairlane, The (1990)
Ford Tough...to watch.
Jan 25, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (12)   
Amorous Adventures Of Don Quixote And Sancho Panza, The (1976)
DonQui show.
Feb 7, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (12)   
Gigli (2003)
Benif-Ishtar.
Feb 28, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (12)   
Lovers And The Donkey, The (1902)
Ass, lovers.
May 3, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (12)   
Macbeth (1948)
Orson's Scot marred.
Nov 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (12)   
Making Of 'Winnie The Pooh', The (1998)
Doc-pooh-mentary.
Nov 14, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (12)   
Office Space (1999)
Attrition. Aniston. Arson.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (12)   
Revenge Of The Nerds III: The Next Generation (1992)
Nerds. Nerds. Nerds.
Feb 25, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (12)   
Sex Lives Of The Potato Men (2004)
Spuds. Mackenzie.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (12)   
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Peter Parker: finding emo.
Jun 22, 2007
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (12)   
Three Little Pigskins (1934)
Howards' end-zone.
Nov 6, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (12)   
Tip On A Dead Jockey (1957)
Finish line crossed early.
Jul 1, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (12)   
Videodrome (1983)
Video kills radio star.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (12)   
20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954)
Captain, Kirk, ship voyage.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (11)   
Admiral Dewey Receiving His Mail (1899)
Dewey have any bills?
Nov 20, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (11)   
America (1924)
Rebirth of a nation.
Nov 7, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (11)   
Annie (1982)
Finney girl.
Nov 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (11)   
Ben-Hur (1959)
Chariots of Wyler.
Feb 19, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (11)   
Bicycle Thieves (1948)
Fin de cycle.
Jun 14, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (11)   
Big Momma's House 2 (2006)
Martin still a drag.
Jan 31, 2006
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (11)   
Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice (1969)
Natalie would, Culp able.
Nov 6, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (11)   
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Matt Damon: Mini driver.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (11)   
Brazilian Star Wars (1978)
Vader and son Rio-nited.
Jul 22, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (11)   
Cool As Ice (1991)
Critics rip Van Winkle.
Jun 14, 2007
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (11)   
Dance Naked (1995)
Foxtwat.
Nov 15, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (11)   
Dastaar: Defending Sikh Identity (2004)
Missed-Sikh-en identity.
Nov 10, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (11)   
Diary Of A Sex Addict (2001)
Confessing kinks to Kinski.
Feb 4, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (11)   
Foreskin Gump (1994)
Gump and grind.
Apr 22, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (11)   
Jews And Buddhism: Belief Amended, Faith Revealed (1999)
Zion Buddhism.
Nov 21, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (11)   
Life Of Brian (1979)
Graham Chapman: cross dressing.
Feb 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (11)   
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Love's Labia Won.
May 2, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (11)   
Mouse That Roared, The (1959)
World War Twee.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (11)   
Ports Of Pleasure (1997)
Land ho.
Aug 29, 2009
Unscored
 
  Vote (11)   
Sid And Nancy (1986)
Nancy boy loves heroin.
Feb 21, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (11)   
The Buddy Holly Story (1978)
Last stop: Clear Lake.
Jan 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (11)   
Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down! (1990)
Banderas at loose ends.
Jan 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (11)   
USS VD: Ship Of Shame (1942)
Land ho, sick seamen.
Mar 8, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (11)   
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