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Reviews by 'Lindsey K'

Current status of Movie star with a total of 585 reviews published to date.

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Alive (1993)

Athletes chew the fat.

Apr 13, 2006
Unscored

Vote (31)

Wayne's World 2 (1993)

WW II.

Jan 25, 2006
Unscored

Vote (31)

Eight Below (2006)

Pupsicles.

Feb 19, 2006
Unscored

Vote (29)

Bewitched (2005)

A farewell to charms.

Dec 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote (27)

Sound Of Music, The (1965)

Austrian Idol.

Dec 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote (26)

Graduate, The (1967)

Benjamin bangs glass, neighbor.

Mar 2, 2006
Unscored

Vote (24)

Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)

Depp. Depth. Death. Debts.

Dec 20, 2005
Unscored

Vote (24)

Stand By Me (1986)

Feldman peaks at twelve.

Dec 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote (24)

Batman And Robin (1997)

Box office Poison Ivy.

Feb 26, 2006
Unscored

Vote (23)

Ghostbusters (1984)

Zool's out.

Jun 5, 2006
Unscored

Vote (23)

Talented Mr. Ripley, The (1999)

Identity thief breaks Law.

Apr 20, 2006
Unscored

Vote (23)

Deliverance (1972)

Up shitter creek.

Feb 19, 2006
Unscored

Vote (22)

Gods Must Be Crazy, The (1980)

Coke tears families apart.

Jan 23, 2006
Unscored

Vote (22)

40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)

Andy loses it.

Dec 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote (20)

Days Of Thunder (1990)

Car and Away.

Jan 13, 2006
Unscored

Vote (20)

Indian In The Cupboard, The (1995)

Really little big man.

Mar 3, 2006
Unscored

Vote (20)

Animal Farm (1954)

Squealers ruin everything.

Apr 17, 2006
Unscored

Vote (18)

Chocolat (2000)

Mayor gets just desserts.

Jan 25, 2006
Unscored

Vote (18)

Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)

Sausage king loses reservation.

Jan 10, 2006
Unscored

Vote (18)

Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)

Owl be back.

Mar 11, 2006
Unscored

Vote (18)

Moonstruck (1987)

A Cher to remember.

Jan 25, 2006
Unscored

Vote (18)

Cast Away (2000)

Wilson causes volley bawl.

Feb 19, 2006
Unscored

Vote (17)

Man In The Iron Mask, The (1998)

Leo hates heavy metal.

Jan 14, 2006
Unscored

Vote (17)

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)

Anakin needs SPF 1,000,000.

Mar 15, 2006
Unscored

Vote (17)

Breakfast Club, The (1985)

Jock, weirdo, swap spit.

Dec 18, 2005
Unscored

Vote (16)

Legends Of The Fall (1994)

Brothers learn to share.

Mar 22, 2006
Unscored

Vote (16)

Meet Joe Black (1998)

Chick preoccupied with Death.

Apr 24, 2006
Unscored

Vote (16)

Shining, The (1980)

Redrum on ice.

Jan 25, 2006
Unscored

Vote (16)

Addams Family, The (1991)

Anjelica of death.

May 13, 2006
Unscored

Vote (15)

Babe (1995)

'That'll do' highest praise.

Dec 21, 2005
Unscored

Vote (15)

Lost Boys, The (1987)

Undead powerless against Coreys.

Feb 1, 2006
Unscored

Vote (15)

Breakfast Club, The (1985)

Andy tapes buns together.

Dec 18, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

Giant (1956)

Ironically, Dean grows old.

Feb 17, 2006
Unscored

Vote (14)

Green Mile, The (1999)

Black Coffey cures cancer.

Jun 25, 2006
Unscored

Vote (14)

Moulin Rouge! (2001)

Obi-Wants Nicole.

Jan 18, 2006
Unscored

Vote (14)

Schindler's List (1993)

Amon Goeth to Hell.

Dec 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

American Pie: The Wedding (2003)

Jim replaces flute permanently.

May 8, 2006
Unscored

Vote (13)

Billy The Kid Versus Dracula (1966)

Guns vs. gums.

Feb 19, 2006
Unscored

Vote (13)

Breakfast Club, The (1985)

Brian brings nutritious lunch.

Dec 24, 2006
Unscored

Vote (13)

Butterfly Effect, The (2004)

Ashton actually gets Smart.

Dec 13, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

Gladiator (2000)

Joaquin the incest line.

Apr 8, 2006
Unscored

Vote (13)

Shaun Of The Dead (2004)

LP's make zombies RIP.

Mar 11, 2006
Unscored

Vote (13)

Batman (1989)

Toxic swim bleaches skin.

Dec 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote (12)

Boy Named Charlie Brown, A (1969)

B-E-A-G-L-E ruins hopes, dreams.

Apr 27, 2006
Unscored

Vote (12)

Chocolate War, The (1988)

Catholics cookoo for cocoa.

Apr 10, 2006
Unscored

Vote (12)

Cold Mountain (2003)

Law walks. And walks.

Jan 17, 2006
Unscored

Vote (12)

Ed Wood (1994)

Ed succeeds at failing.

Jan 28, 2006
Unscored

Vote (12)

Evil Dead, The (1981)

Horiculture history infamously made.

Jan 18, 2006
Unscored

Vote (12)

Grease (1978)

'The Outsiders' with songs.

Apr 20, 2006
Unscored

Vote (12)

Independence Day (1996)

Apples now spaceship compatible.

Dec 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (12)

Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)

Geriatric Jones.

May 14, 2006
Unscored

Vote (12)

Pet Sematary (1989)

Father raises Zomboy.

Apr 18, 2006
Unscored

Vote (12)

Project X (1987)

Winged monkeys.

Feb 19, 2006
Unscored

Vote (12)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

Shredder cheesy, grating.

May 6, 2006
Unscored

Vote (12)

Trainspotting (1996)

Mark Renton: Track star.

Jan 28, 2006
Unscored

Vote (12)

Wilde (1997)

Wilde technically breaks Law.

May 17, 2006
Unscored

Vote (12)

Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown (And Don't Come Back!) (1980)

Snoopy crashes Wimbledon.

Apr 27, 2006
Unscored

Vote (11)

Breakfast Club, The (1985)

Ruckus's cause remains unknown.

Dec 21, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)

Chocolate cures muscle atrophy.

Mar 24, 2006
Unscored

Vote (11)

City Slickers (1991)

Billy Crystal the Kid.

Jun 8, 2006
Unscored

Vote (11)

Edward Scissorhands (1990)

Cyborg attempts hairdressing career.

Jan 18, 2006
Unscored

Vote (11)

Goonies, The (1985)

Feldman takes back wishes.

Mar 2, 2006
Unscored

Vote (11)

Harold & Kumar Get The Munchies (2004)

Doogie on doobies? Dubious.

Jan 9, 2006
Unscored

Vote (11)

Look Who's Talking Too (1990)

Travolta. Toddlers. Take two.

May 24, 2006
Unscored

Vote (11)

Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (1991)

Maid Marion gets Bodyguard.

May 16, 2006
Unscored

Vote (11)

Serenity (2005)

Truth revealed. Mal content.

Mar 16, 2006
Unscored

Vote (11)

Sleepy Hollow (1999)

Movie uses Crane shots.

Mar 23, 2006
Unscored

Vote (11)

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)

Bar condones droid discrimination.

Feb 19, 2006
Unscored

Vote (11)

Superman Returns (2006)

Superman III version 2.0.

Jul 3, 2006
Unscored

Vote (11)

Titanic (1997)

Leo draws armpit hair.

Feb 13, 2006
Unscored

Vote (11)

Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)

Midgets in orange foundation.

May 8, 2006
Unscored

Vote (11)

Batman Returns (1992)

Penguin gives nose job.

Dec 20, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Cast Away (2000)

Conversation volleys back, forth.

Feb 19, 2006
Unscored

Vote (10)

Charlie Brown's All Stars! (1966)

Blockhead shit at baseball.

Apr 27, 2006
Unscored

Vote (10)

Charlotte's Web (1973)

Wilbur steals credit.

Jan 23, 2006
Unscored

Vote (10)

Chasing Amy (1997)

Tracer drawn to Holden.

Mar 15, 2006
Unscored

Vote (10)

Cider House Rules, The (1999)

Orphans and Abortions.

Dec 13, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Deep Impact (1998)

Earth destroyed. Frodo lives!

Apr 11, 2006
Unscored

Vote (10)

Die Hard (1988)

Bruce rues forgetting shoes.

Dec 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Evil Dead II (1987)

Ash needs a hand.

Jan 23, 2006
Unscored

Vote (10)

Godfather: Part III, The (1990)

Michael screams on mute.

Apr 6, 2006
Unscored

Vote (10)

Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)

Columbus discovers magical land.

Mar 29, 2006
Unscored

Vote (10)

Ice Storm, The (1997)

Wood meets shocking end.

Dec 18, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)

Indy's snake phobia explained.

May 8, 2006
Unscored

Vote (10)

Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)

Centipedes not fortune cookies.

May 13, 2006
Unscored

Vote (10)

Phantom Of The Opera, The (2004)

Singing sexy sewer stalker.

Dec 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)

Nazis melt via claymation.

May 13, 2006
Unscored

Vote (10)

Superman II (1980)

Zod's penchant for kneeling.

Mar 10, 2006
Unscored

Vote (10)

Superman IV: The Quest For Peace (1987)

The death of Superman.

Mar 3, 2006
Unscored

Vote (10)

Braveheart (1995)

Original blue man group.

Jan 31, 2006
Unscored

Vote (9)

Breakfast Club, The (1985)

Brian gets no play.

Dec 18, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Days Of Thunder (1990)

Cruise/Kidman crash, burn.

Jan 18, 2006
Unscored

Vote (9)

Great Balls Of Fire! (1989)

Jerry's balls cause trouble.

Feb 19, 2006
Unscored

Vote (9)

Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)

Indy ditches Chinese kid.

May 13, 2006
Unscored

Vote (9)

Island, The (2005)

Assassination attempt on Lincoln.

Mar 3, 2006
Unscored

Vote (9)

It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)

Linus ruins Sally's Halloween.

Apr 27, 2006
Unscored

Vote (9)

Little Mermaid, The (1989)

Ariel wishes for gams.

May 13, 2006
Unscored

Vote (9)

Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)

Frodo unhands ring.

Feb 22, 2006
Unscored

Vote (9)

Mission: Impossible III (2006)

Cruise writes equations? Unbelievable.

May 15, 2006
Unscored

Vote (9)

My Own Private Idaho (1991)

Idaho? You da ho.

Feb 4, 2006
Unscored

Vote (9)

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