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44	turrell (1894)
45	elchico (1875)
46	Batty (1824)

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Reviews by 'elchico'

Current status of Movie oracle with a total of 1875 reviews published to date.

Order by

Film Name

Review Votes

Review Score

Chronological Order

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Misery (1990)

Legs Miserables.

Sep 17, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (40)

Bull Fight, No. 3 (1898)

Toro, toro, toro.

Oct 13, 2005
Unscored

Vote (30)

Elephant Man, The (1980)

Hideous outside, Hurt inside.

Sep 13, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (28)

3: The Dale Earnhardt Story (2004)

No more Mr. NASCAR.

Dec 23, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (27)

Interview With The Vampire (1994)

Dunst to dust.

Nov 22, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (27)

Oklahoma! (1955)

The OK chorale.

Apr 22, 2006
Unscored

Vote (27)

Splash (1984)

Hannah and her flippers.

Nov 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (25)

Frankenweenie (1984)

Beaglejuice.

Nov 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (20)

Rocky Balboa (2006)

The sixth, senseless Rocky.

Oct 21, 2005
Scored 1/5

Vote (20)

Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)

The search for spokes.

Jan 28, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (19)

Great Dictator, The (1940)

Mein Trampf.

May 10, 2006
Unscored

Vote (18)

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)

Jedi chopping Maul.

Mar 22, 2006
Unscored

Vote (18)

Nightmare On Elm Street, A (1984)

Krueger's a somnambulance chaser.

Sep 9, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (17)

League Of Their Own, A (1992)

Field of Dream Girls.

Oct 20, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (16)

Naked States (2000)

One nation, undergarbed.

Oct 18, 2006
Unscored

Vote (16)

Harry And The Hendersons (1987)

Clumsy, Yeti loveable.

Sep 26, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (15)

Wait Until Dark (1967)

Auditory Hepburn.

Sep 11, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (15)

Watership Down (1978)

RabBrits.

Nov 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)

Bach to the future.

Mar 27, 2006
Scored 2/5

Vote (13)

Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)

Indy twilight of life.

Apr 3, 2006
Unscored

Vote (13)

Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994)

Robert De Necro.

Nov 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

Chicken Little (2005)

Little 'pecker' embarrasses pa.

Nov 16, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (12)

It (1990)

Fears of a clown.

Feb 16, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (12)

Shaggy Dog, The (2006)

Tim Allen's Drool Time.

Mar 8, 2006
Unscored

Vote (12)

28 Days Later (2002)

The angeromeda strain.

Jan 19, 2006
Unscored

Vote (11)

Young Frankenstein (1974)

Wilder develops monstrous Boyle.

Sep 12, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (11)

How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

A Christmas Carrey.

Nov 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

League Of Their Own, A (1992)

Femin-innings.

Oct 25, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (10)

Metallica: Some Kind Of Monster (2004)

St. Anger management.

May 10, 2006
Unscored

Vote (10)

Real Story Of Humpty Dumpty, The (1990)

Hip to be oval.

Oct 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

West Side Story (1961)

Jets jump the Sharks.

Mar 22, 2006
Unscored

Vote (10)

30 Days Of Night (2007)

Tundra-cula.

Oct 24, 2007
Unscored

Vote (9)

Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)

Roared God almighty.

Dec 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Clockwork Orange, A (1971)

Say no to Droogs.

Apr 3, 2006
Unscored

Vote (9)

Over The Top (1987)

aRmbo.

Apr 4, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote (9)

Secret Life Of Walter Mitty, The (1947)

Mitty-life crisis.

Nov 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)

Arnie goes Grape shit.

Oct 14, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Back To The Future Part II (1989)

'Enchantment Under Sea'-quel.

Nov 23, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Fifteen Minute Hamlet, The (1995)

ASAP, poor Yorick.

May 22, 2006
Unscored

Vote (8)

Greatest Show On Earth, The (1952)

Ruin of DeMille circus.

May 6, 2006
Unscored

Vote (8)

Halloween II (1981)

Michael MyERs.

Nov 11, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (8)

Psycho (1960)

Schizophrenic? Mum's the word.

Oct 14, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (8)

Rear Window (1954)

NeighBurr suspected of slaying.

Sep 16, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (8)

Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (1991)

Costner makes yew quiver.

Jan 24, 2006
Unscored

Vote (8)

Rocky Balboa (2006)

Just Stallone-ly old boxer.

Apr 20, 2006
Scored 1/5

Vote (8)

Zombie Cop (1991)

Nightstick of living dead.

Sep 27, 2006
Unscored

Vote (8)

Blackbeard's Ghost (1968)

Pirate of penance.

Nov 21, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (7)

Get Rich Or Die Tryin' (2005)

50 Cent worth millions?

Nov 17, 2005
Scored 0/5

Vote (7)

Inspector Gadget (1999)

Robotic Broderick: Ferrous Bueller?

Dec 21, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (7)

It's Alive! (1974)

Baby ruthless.

Jan 30, 2006
Unscored

Vote (7)

Robin Hood Daffy (1958)

Robin of Ducksley.

Dec 12, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (7)

Shaft In Africa (1973)

Shaft in the bush.

Apr 5, 2006
Unscored

Vote (7)

Titanic (1997)

Water, ship, Dion.

Apr 11, 2006
Unscored

Vote (7)

Watership Down (1978)

Plight of the Lepus.

Nov 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Abs Of Steel (1991)

Watch telly, sculpt belly.

Sep 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Edward Scissorhands (1990)

Scissy Ed wets bed.

Sep 14, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Equus (1977)

Strang strips, stabs steeds.

Mar 6, 2006
Unscored

Vote (6)

Happening, The (2008)

Arbor-geddon.

Oct 23, 2008
Unscored

Vote (6)

Metallica: Some Kind Of Monster (2004)

Headbangers bawl.

May 10, 2006
Unscored

Vote (6)

Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)

Le Monty d'Arthur.

Jan 31, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote (6)

Night Of The Living Dead (1968)

Romero's first house-swarming.

Mar 22, 2006
Unscored

Vote (6)

Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)

Mental tyke seeks bike.

Sep 7, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (6)

Planet Of The Apes (2001)

Tim Roth's gorilla warfare.

Oct 19, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (6)

Splash (1984)

Tom is Daryl's lubber.

Apr 15, 2006
Unscored

Vote (6)

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

Frosty Guinness revives Luke.

Dec 19, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (6)

Young Guns II: Blaze Of Glory (1990)

Bonney, Jovi.

Mar 28, 2006
Unscored

Vote (6)

Amadeus (1984)

Overture of the immature.

Jul 7, 2006
Unscored

Vote (5)

Apt Pupil (1998)

Death becomes Herr Dussander.

Sep 18, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

Back To The Future Part III (1990)

DeLorean DeMolished.

Nov 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Brokeback Mountain (2005)

Queer as cowpoke.

Jan 17, 2006
Unscored

Vote (5)

Bruce Lee Fights Back From The Grave (1976)

Can't inter the Dragon.

May 10, 2006
Unscored

Vote (5)

Bubba Ho-tep (2002)

Elvis vs. the beetles.

Jan 31, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

Can't Buy Me Love (1987)

Peterson prostitutes her popularity.

Sep 30, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Caveman (1981)

Prehistoric percussionist pooh-poohs playmate.

Oct 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)

E.T.: 'S.O.S.! A.S.A.P.!'.

Nov 11, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Equus (1977)

Perv Peter pokes ponies.

Mar 6, 2006
Unscored

Vote (5)

Equus (1977)

Days of whinnying neuroses.

Jul 4, 2006
Unscored

Vote (5)

Field Of Dreams (1989)

Baseball ghost: Willie Maize?

May 26, 2007
Unscored

Vote (5)

First Knight (1995)

Hear ye, Gere ye.

Oct 14, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

Married To The Mob (1988)

Moll in the family.

May 10, 2006
Unscored

Vote (5)

Misery (1990)

Caanquest of Kathy Bates.

Sep 19, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

Once Upon A Time In America (1984)

Goys in da hood.

May 17, 2006
Unscored

Vote (5)

Pay It Forward (2000)

Haley's comment affects Spacey.

Nov 1, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

Prestige, The (2006)

Prestidigitation, digit amputation.

Dec 4, 2006
Unscored

Vote (5)

Shaolin Soccer (2001)

Good goalie, Ms. Mui!

Apr 17, 2006
Unscored

Vote (5)

Simpsons Movie, The (2007)

Simp-cinema.

Feb 16, 2006
Unscored

Vote (5)

Turkish Star Wars (1982)

Sultans of Sith.

Dec 6, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Walk Like A Man (1987)

Wolfmandel.

Oct 10, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

Winnie The Pooh Franken Pooh (1999)

Modern Day Pooh-metheus.

May 22, 2007
Unscored

Vote (5)

Amityville Horror, The (1979)

Homestead wants Lutzes dead.

Sep 10, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Anaconda (1997)

J-Lo's snake-rattlin' role.

May 8, 2006
Unscored

Vote (4)

Army Of Darkness (1992)

Ash in time - asinine.

May 11, 2006
Unscored

Vote (4)

Barbarella (1968)

Hanoi Jane: Flesh Gordon?

Oct 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Beetlejuice (1988)

Possessed for a 'Day-O'.

Dec 5, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Big Daddy (1999)

Sandler: orphan handler.

Nov 11, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

Blair Witch Project, The (1999)

Forest freakout footage found.

Sep 9, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

Bolshoi Ballet: Romeo And Juliet, The (1976)

Romeo and pirouette.

Mar 6, 2006
Unscored

Vote (4)

Burger & The King: The Life & Cuisine Of Elvis Presley, The (1996)

King of Rocky Road.

Jun 16, 2006
Unscored

Vote (4)

Burger & The King: The Life & Cuisine Of Elvis Presley, The (1996)

Cholester-All Shook Up.

Feb 6, 2007
Unscored

Vote (4)

Burger & The King: The Life & Cuisine Of Elvis Presley, The (1996)

Rotund to Sender.

Dec 7, 2007
Unscored

Vote (4)

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