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John Wolskel
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The mod squad.

I Bought A Vampire Motorcycle

(1990)
35 reviews
Film rated 3.3 / 5  (Guy rating: 3.5 / 5)
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Drac racer.
Kruegerbait 
  Vote (27)   
A vicious cycle.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (20)   
Motorpsycho.
[matt] 
  Vote (18)   
Parasite with dashboard lights.
RockGolf 
  Vote (17)   
Rev vamp.
[matt] 
  Vote (16)   
A cycle of violence.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (15)   
Must be a Kawasucky.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (15)   
Helly-Davidson.
randall 
  Vote (14)   
Bloodmobile.
Sludge 
  Vote (11)   
Menstrual Cycle?
thefoxboy 
  Vote (11)   
It Harley scared me.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (8)   
Bike is plasma powered.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (7)   
Its chrome reflects nothing.
Sludge 
  Vote (7)   
Takes B-negative unleaded.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (6)   
Vampire motorcycle repellant� Motocross?
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (6)   
Defeat with Harley water?
Justin Credible 
  Vote (5)   
Taking motorcycle for fang.
Markandlain 
  Vote (5)   
Motorcycle has plasmatic transmission.
Markandlain 
  Vote (5)   
Nosferatwo-wheeler.
Dante 
  Vote (5)   
Hard sucker to start.
Yelnats 
  Vote (4)   
Nosferaturbo.
Justin Credible 
  Vote (4)   
Be-fanged, be-wheeled, bedevilled, bewildered.
Evil Giraffe 
  Vote (4)   
Man's Harley really sucks.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (4)   
Hawg slaughtering.
RockGolf 
  Vote (4)   
Petrol sucking vampire.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (4)   
Chopper avoids crossings.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (3)   
The Corpse Ride?
Sludge 
  Vote (2)   
'Christine' gets two tired.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (2)   
Bike was plasma welded.
Yelnats 
  Vote (1)   
Night rider?
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
Bike with a bite.
Yelnats 
  Vote (1)   
Transylvanian transportation.
Dante 
  Vote    
An open-throated exhaust system.
Yelnats 
  Vote    
Killasaki 500.
el guapo 
  Vote    
Motorcycle casts no reflection!
knockmesilly 
  Vote    
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