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Current status of Movie mogul with a total of 226 reviews published to date.
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Top Gun (1986)
Goose lays golden Meg.
Mar 30, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (30)   
Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
Cage: hooked on tonics.
Apr 6, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (22)   
Superman II (1980)
Oh Zod, You Devil!
Apr 9, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (22)   
Aliens (1986)
Newt's jacked city.
Mar 30, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (17)   
Bestiality (1976)
Dog Date Afternoon.
Jun 30, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (17)   
Children Of The Corn (1984)
Natural corn killers.
Apr 13, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (17)   
I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With (2006)
Wants to share cottage.
Nov 15, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (14)   
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Farrow's child surprisingly horny.
Apr 8, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (14)   
Evel Knievel (1971)
All About Evel.
Sep 7, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (13)   
Good Morning Vietnam (1987)
GI Jokes.
May 14, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (13)   
Masturbation: Putting The Fun Into Self-Loving (2002)
Hand, solo.
Oct 16, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (13)   
Six Days Seven Nights (1998)
Heche gets Ford pickup.
Apr 8, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (13)   
Tootsie (1982)
Durning: yearning... learning... burning.
Mar 30, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (12)   
Dirty Dancing (1987)
Swayze studies Grey's anatomy.
Apr 14, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (11)   
Goonies, The (1985)
One-Eyed Willie's mast hoisted.
Mar 30, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (11)   
License To Thrill, A (1985)
For Your Rise Only.
Nov 11, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (11)   
Assassination Of The Dog, The (1969)
See Spot run over.
Aug 6, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (10)   
Pi (1998)
Sines from God.
Jul 4, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (10)   
Chicken Run (2000)
Jailhouse Cock.
Nov 14, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Female Masturbation (1978)
Giving yourself the finger.
Sep 5, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Signs (2002)
M. Night's Shyamaliens.
Apr 16, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Dorothy lubricates stiff lumberjack.
Apr 9, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Deer and Present Danger.
Sep 15, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Bestiality (1976)
Kibbles 'n Tits.
Jun 27, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
License To Thrill, A (1985)
For Your Thighs Only.
Nov 11, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Night Of The Living Bread (1990)
Naansters!
Oct 3, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Play-Mate Of The Apes (2002)
The Grade-X Ape.
Oct 4, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Robbins flushed from system.
Apr 8, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Unforgiven (1992)
Munny bags money bags.
Apr 8, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
What's Up, Tiger Lily? (1966)
Egg salad and capers.
Apr 6, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Mathematician has trouble integrating.
Nov 28, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Burger & The King: The Life & Cuisine Of Elvis Presley, The (1996)
Love Me (Chicken) Tender(s).
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
King Lean.
Jul 3, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Chopthello.
Jul 3, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Julius Teaser.
Jul 3, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Fart: The Movie (1991)
Rear Windblow.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Linda Lovelace For President (1975)
Voters agree: candidate sucks.
Jul 4, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Naked Football League (1997)
Butt, butt, butt, hike!
Aug 26, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Nude Secretaries (1994)
Secretareolas.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Lackbeth.
Jul 3, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Explosion Of A Motor Car (1900)
The Ford Model TNT.
Aug 2, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Harold And Maude (1971)
When Harry Met Granny.
Nov 22, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Indian In The Cupboard, The (1995)
Dances With Fleas.
Sep 1, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Junior (1994)
Schwarzen-pregger.
Nov 11, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
License To Thrill, A (1985)
Thunderballs.
Nov 11, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Naked Lawyers (1996)
The Shagging D.A.
Aug 16, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Nudist Memories (1959)
Trip down mammary lane.
Aug 25, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Double ewe.
Jul 15, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Luke sees Leia naked.
May 30, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Totally Nude Gymnastics (1994)
Gymnasty.
Nov 23, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Virgin Suicides, The (1999)
Lisbon sisters: slab-happy.
Apr 9, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Why Go Naked? (1997)
Motives for loathing clothing.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Best In Show (2000)
Dog and Posey show.
May 14, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Buck Naked Arson (2001)
Ashes and asses.
Aug 17, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
First Nudie Musical, The (1976)
Chicagonads.
Nov 28, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
First Nudie Musical, The (1976)
Bye, Bye Shirtie.
Dec 5, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
First Nudie Musical, The (1976)
Starlight Exposed.
Nov 28, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Indian In The Cupboard, The (1995)
Geroni-mini-mo.
Sep 1, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Matilda (1996)
Matilda, the pre-teen witch.
Sep 1, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Naked States (2000)
Skin-nesota.
Aug 25, 2005
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  Vote (5)   
Nude Vampires (1994)
Fangs and wangs.
Aug 17, 2005
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  Vote (5)   
Pi (1998)
Math hysteria.
Aug 14, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Scream Queens' Naked Christmas (1996)
Snow, balls.
Aug 25, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
American Pie 2 (2001)
Biggs's addiction: stiffing glue.
Jun 2, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Arrival Of Train Of Cattle (1901)
Jerky transportation.
Nov 20, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Bambi (1942)
The Deer Hunted.
Sep 14, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Slack To The Future.
Apr 21, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Bun-taping wrestler detained.
Apr 27, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Breasts (1996)
Melo(n)drama.
Sep 2, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Class (1983)
Bisset dabbles in McCarthyism.
Apr 12, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Cooking With Porn Stars For The Holidays (2002)
Santa empties his sack.
Jul 22, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Corvette Summer (1978)
Luke, streetwalker.
Jul 2, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
End Of The Affair, The (1999)
Moore's God-damned affair.
Dec 5, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
First Nudie Musical, The (1976)
Booby and the Beast.
Nov 28, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Fletch (1985)
Doc uses whole fist.
May 11, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Ghost Ship (2002)
High seas dead people.
Apr 22, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Great Cheese Robbery, The (1920)
Bandits escape in chevre-olet.
Jun 27, 2005
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  Vote (4)   
History Of The World: Part I (1981)
Bogus eunuch ruins tunic.
May 22, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)
Glover has explosive diarrhea.
May 23, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Lost Highway (1997)
Tabletop causes splitting headache.
Apr 25, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Miss Nude America (1976)
Booty Pageant.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Naked Assassins (1996)
The eXXXterminators.
Aug 19, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
New Jack City (1991)
Cracking up with Rock.
Apr 8, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Nude Law Enforcement (1993)
Private eyes' privates eyed.
Aug 16, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Nude Students (2001)
Tests and testes.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Simon Birch (1998)
Ashley Judd: lousy outfielder.
May 14, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Totally Nude Gymnastics (1994)
Uneven parallel bares.
Aug 25, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Twister (1996)
Cloudy. Chance of bovine.
Dec 8, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Witches, The (1990)
Of mice and coven.
Sep 1, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Woman Found Dead In Elevator (2000)
Going (six feet) down.
Nov 29, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Zombie Cop (1991)
To resurrect and serve.
Jul 4, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Chinatown (1974)
Noah Cross: reservoir hog.
Apr 13, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Clue (1985)
Mull cuts the Mustard.
May 19, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Dance Naked (1995)
Mikhail Bare-yshnikov.
Aug 17, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Darth Vader's Psychic Hotline (2002)
The PrognostiVader.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Testicle icicles.
Nov 4, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Skip Ben Stein's History.
Oct 4, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Fifteen Minute Hamlet, The (1995)
Denmark's rotten. Curtain. Applause.
Nov 20, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Ghost World (2001)
Buscemi climbs on Birch.
Apr 29, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
'Machine' not running clean.
Apr 30, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
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