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Current status of Movie deity with a total of 2213 reviews published to date.
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History's Mysteries: The Shroud Of Turin (2000)
Holy sheet.
May 11, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (46)   
Assassination Of The Dog, The (1969)
Dog gone.
Aug 4, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (19)   
Nude On The Moon (1961)
Stark side of moon.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (19)   
The Fat Spy (1966)
For Your Fries Only.
Jul 18, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (18)   
Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
Sting avoids the Police.
Apr 15, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (15)   
The Fat Spy (1966)
View to a Refill.
Jul 18, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (15)   
Apocalypse Pooh (1987)
The Ee-yore...the Ee-yore.
Oct 10, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (14)   
Gay Man's Guide To Safer Sex, The (1992)
Homo Alone.
Sep 21, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (14)   
Inception (2010)
Kicking and dreaming.
Jul 17, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (13)   
Troy (2004)
Impregnable? Troy horse seamen.
Mar 22, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (13)   
Amputating A Leg (1902)
The original Footloose.
Jun 16, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (12)   
Big Easy, The (1987)
Quaid fingers culprits, Barkin.
Apr 10, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (12)   
Linda Lovelace For President (1975)
She loves big caucus.
Jul 7, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (12)   
Social History Of Virginity, The (2003)
The fuck stops here.
Jun 16, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (12)   
Knocked Up (2007)
Heigl's crowning achievement.
Jun 6, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (11)   
Last Prostitute, The (1991)
Death of a Saleswoman.
Jul 7, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (11)   
Open Water (2003)
Sharks resolve couple's bickering.
Apr 11, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (11)   
Se7en (1995)
Brad heads home alone.
Apr 13, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (11)   
Sin City (2005)
Elijah makes whore d'oeuvres.
Aug 27, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (11)   
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin's footloose, fiancee free.
Jun 17, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (11)   
Adjustment Bureau, The (2011)
Matt in the hat.
Mar 7, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (10)   
Carrie (1976)
Scariest tampax commercial ever.
Apr 29, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (10)   
Cooking With Porn Stars For The Holidays (2002)
Licking the beater.
Jul 11, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (10)   
Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)
Pinocchio gives nose jobs.
Jun 19, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (10)   
No Country For Old Men (2007)
This Chigurh ain't sweet.
Feb 12, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (10)   
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Monkey has expiration date.
Apr 7, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (10)   
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin loses babysitting gig.
May 30, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (10)   
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Rubbing Noses Gone Wild.
Oct 23, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (9)   
Ghostbusters (1984)
Slimer gives Murray facial.
Apr 11, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (9)   
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Inigo gets the finger.
Apr 21, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (9)   
World's Biggest Gang Bang (1995)
1 bun, 250 wieners.
Jul 14, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (9)   
Curious Case Of Benjamin Button, The (2008)
Eventually, Pitt's testicles ascend.
Dec 26, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (8)   
Grease (1978)
Slutty Sandy wins wop.
Apr 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Naked Cooking (2003)
Limp Biscuit.
Jul 27, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (8)   
Punching Hitler (2004)
Punch and Juden.
Jul 14, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (8)   
The Boy (2016)
Brahms stalker.
Feb 12, 2016
Unscored
 
  Vote (8)   
Wine Enema (1995)
Alcohole.
Jul 3, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (8)   
Humpty Dumpty (1935)
Oeufall.
Jun 9, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (7)   
Interstellar (2014)
Matthew McGoneaway.
Dec 7, 2014
Unscored
 
  Vote (7)   
Monsturd (2003)
Shit Vicious.
Nov 12, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (7)   
Shutter Island (2010)
Leobotomy.
Feb 25, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (7)   
Titanic (1997)
Rose paddles.
Nov 28, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (7)   
Vampire Hookers (1978)
Bite-jobs.
Sep 25, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (7)   
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Heather's snot scared.
Apr 12, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Boondock Saints, The (1999)
Good Willem Hunting.
May 17, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Closer (2004)
Clever Clive breaks Law.
Apr 28, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Cloud Atlas (2012)
Pay it way forward.
Nov 8, 2012
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Croods, The (2013)
Nic. Cave.
Mar 26, 2013
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Eleventh Commandment, The (1988)
Do Others.
Jun 8, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)
PinocchiHO.
Jun 19, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Garden State (2004)
Dishwasher 1 mom 0.
May 10, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
History Of Masturbation, The (2002)
Why the remote's sticky.
Jun 4, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Less Than Zero (1987)
Downey blows for blow.
Apr 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Gollum's leap of fate.
Apr 13, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Smell Of The Yukon, The (1919)
Yukon smell the river.
May 15, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Zombie Vegetarians (2004)
Zombies eat brans.
May 10, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
9to5: Days In Porn (2008)
Working 6 to 9.
Oct 23, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Amadeus (1984)
Amadeus: broke, baroque, broken.
Apr 7, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Best Little Whorehouse In Texas, The (1982)
Working 6 to 9.
Oct 6, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Butler, The (2013)
Forest's service.
Aug 22, 2013
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Caddyshack (1980)
MILFs improve Carl's stroke.
Apr 7, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Christmas Story, A (1983)
Decoder ring generates spam.
Apr 13, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Cooking With Porn Stars For The Holidays (2002)
Make muffin, eat muffin.
Jul 11, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Dead Poets Society (1989)
Williams gives a Puck.
Apr 10, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Dead Poets Society (1989)
Puck's performance? Mindblowing.
Apr 10, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Death Of A President (2006)
Two in the Bush.
Oct 12, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Eating Disorders: The Musical! (2009)
Chigago.
Feb 25, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
First Nudie Musical, The (1976)
Annie Get Your Thong.
Dec 10, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Grey Owl (1999)
Brosnan eats beaver.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)
Hallow again.
Aug 7, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Hidden Figures (2016)
The Space Racism.
Feb 13, 2017
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Hidden History Of Homosexual Australia, The (2005)
Mates go Wankabout.
Apr 27, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Irish Vampire Goes West, The (2006)
'Go West, McVlad!'.
Mar 5, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Isle Of Dogs (2018)
Bark to the future.
Aug 26, 2018
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
League Of Their Own, A (1992)
Madonna plays with balls.
Apr 18, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Moby Dick (1956)
Dick on Peck action.
May 15, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Nude Teachers (2001)
Teachers 1, A.D.D. 0.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Prestige, The (2006)
Now Hugh see him...
Apr 18, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Pretty Woman (1990)
Strumpet strips, grinds Gere.
Apr 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Redneck Zombies (1987)
I seen dead folks.
Jul 5, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Sexlife Of A Chair, The (1998)
Easy chair.
May 22, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Shallow Hal (2001)
Gwyneth's leap of fat.
Jun 25, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Spring Breakers (2012)
Selena Gohomez.
Mar 26, 2013
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin: worst babysitter ever.
May 30, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Swiss Gang Bang (2000)
Swiss mess.
Sep 29, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
The Fat Spy (1966)
Dr. No to Diets.
Jul 18, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
The Incredibles (2004)
Elastigirl remains A cup?
Apr 18, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Vampire Circus (1972)
Cirque de Soulless.
Dec 14, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Wedding Crashers (2005)
Farrell's a funereal disease.
Jul 24, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Momma punishes Gilbert, couch.
Apr 2, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
World Of Jim Henson, The (1994)
Fisting the frog.
May 15, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Beheading A Chinese Boxer (1900)
Moo Goo Gai Pain.
Jul 4, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (4)   
Best Ass In The World (2003)
Ass. You like it.
Apr 9, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (4)   
Best Little Whorehouse In Texas, The (1982)
Whores-R-Us.
Apr 11, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (4)   
Boxing Cats (Prof. Welton's), The (1894)
Tale of Two Kitties.
Jul 3, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (4)   
Bull Durham (1988)
Sarandon eats Meat.
Apr 10, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Christmas Story, A (1983)
Flick fellates flagpole.
Jun 27, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (4)   
Closer (2004)
Cheeky Portman parts cheeks.
May 1, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (4)   
Confessions Of A Window Cleaner (1974)
Sex and the squeegee.
Jun 17, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (4)   
Contagion (2011)
Hong Kong fluey.
Sep 12, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (4)   
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