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Reviews by 'SmokestackJones'
Current status of
Movie guru
with a total of
135
reviews published to date.
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Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Shylock pounds flesh.
Mar 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(32)
George Of The Jungle (1997)
Dope-on-a-rope.
Dec 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(19)
History Of Masturbation, The (2002)
Bang the dong slowly.
Jan 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Rutles, The (1978)
This Is Idle's Tap.
Jan 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Vikings, The (1958)
Curtis, Douglas's 'Odin-ary People'.
Dec 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Nanook Of The North (1922)
My Own Private Eskimo.
Jan 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Chinatown (1974)
Jack by a nose.
Dec 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Overdrawn At The Memory Bank (1985)
Stranger in strange LAN.
Jan 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Iron Giant, The (1999)
E.T. running on Diesel.
Dec 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Rear Window (1954)
I Aim A Camera.
Apr 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Emperor's New Groove, The (2000)
Llama-drama ding-dongs.
Dec 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Son Of Frankenstein (1939)
Son of a stitch.
Apr 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Be Cool (2005)
Chili repeating on you.
Mar 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Blade Runner (1982)
Zhora being bad? Decker!
Dec 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Clint's white-trash 'Rocky'.
Jan 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Ocean's 11 (1960)
Looting Las Vegas.
May 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Polar Express, The (2004)
Ho ho choo-choo.
Dec 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Ghostbusters (1984)
PolterGoofs.
Dec 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Happy Erotic Christmas (2003)
Plowing more than snow.
Feb 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Jolson Sings Again (1949)
The Mammy returns.
Apr 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, The (2004)
Captian Murray's fish schticks.
Jan 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Mississippi Burning (1988)
FBI's Klan bake.
Apr 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Racing Stripes (2005)
Malcolm in the Bridle.
Apr 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Best In Show (2000)
Sit, roll over, laugh.
Dec 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Best Little Whorehouse In Texas, The (1982)
Dollywood After Dark.
Jan 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Depp Deep in Roys.
Jan 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Jolson Story, The (1946)
Man of mammy talents.
Apr 18, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Karate Dog, The (2004)
Martial Paw.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Lay on, MacDuff.
Apr 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension, The (1984)
Bigboote-call.
Apr 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Bride Of Frankenstein, The (1935)
The bride wore bolts.
Feb 1, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Charly (1968)
Retard retread.
Jan 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Charly (1968)
Dumb, smarter, dumber.
Jan 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Flatliners (1990)
Die and die again.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events (2004)
Kramer vs. Olaf.
Jan 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Orgy Of The Dead (1965)
Booty crawl.
Sep 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin's a' panickin'.
May 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
My son, the Jedi.
Dec 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Vertigo (1958)
Copsy-turvy.
Apr 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Waiting For Guffman (1996)
Corky directs, dorky results.
Mar 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Abbott And Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)
Bud, Lou, Frankie too.
Jan 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Black Cat, The (1934)
Couple Karloff's/Lugosi's pawns.
Mar 12, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Dark City (1998)
Sewell gets Hand job.
Apr 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Ed Wood (1994)
Welles gives Ed Wood.
Dec 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Shrimp boat's a'Gumpin'.
Apr 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
George Of The Jungle 2 (2003)
More dopes-on-ropes.
Apr 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Godzilla (1998)
Giant sea monkey attacks!
Dec 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Hard Boiled (1992)
The Fat Blue Line.
Apr 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Nell (1994)
Foster hooked on phonics.
Apr 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Paris, Texas (1984)
Travis Wenders through desert.
May 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Quiet Man, The (1952)
Ford puts up Duke(s).
Dec 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Super Size Me (2004)
Burgadamerung.
Apr 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Caddyshack (1980)
Ramis's foreplay.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Lovin' in the oven.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Demon Seed (1977)
Upgrading the hard way.
Apr 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Flintstones, The (1994)
Rubble is my business.
Apr 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Ghost World (2001)
Buscemi: pretty Crumb-y.
Apr 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Great Race, The (1965)
Lemmon drives lemon.
May 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Home On The Range (2004)
Roseanne? You can heifer.
May 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Killers, The (1946)
Swede and low-down.
Aug 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Killers, The (1946)
Kitty-cornered.
Aug 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Mighty Wind, A (2003)
Kum-by-yahoos.
Apr 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Nightmare Alley (1947)
Stan bites the pullet.
Sep 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Robots (2005)
Nuts with bolts.
Apr 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Rope (1948)
Dall taut, Farley frayed.
Dec 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Slacker (1991)
Austin City Dimwits.
May 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Kirk's Khan game.
Apr 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
The Adventures Of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew (1983)
Molson-On-Avon.
May 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Boundin' (2003)
'Lope on the range.
Apr 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Bucket Of Blood, A (1959)
Miller's feat of clay.
Mar 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Cat Ballou (1965)
Pussy-footing Fonda.
Apr 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Chocolate Sperm (2001)
The original Wonka Bar.
Apr 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Debbie Does Dallas (1978)
Deepinthehola, Texas.
May 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Deliverance (1972)
Pig n' a poke.
Jan 7, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Goonies, The (1985)
Pirates, Chunky-Style.
Sep 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
I Am Sam (2001)
Sam Penn Am.
Apr 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Incredible Mr. Limpet, The (1964)
My brother the carp.
May 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Karate Dog, The (2004)
Dojo with doo-doo.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Looney Tunes: Back In Action (2003)
Toonraker.
Apr 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Lord Of The Rings, The (1978)
LOTR: Cliff's Notes Version.
May 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Lupin The Third: The Castle Of Cagliostro (1979)
Lupin gets Count's goat.
Jun 1, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Moby Dick (1956)
Peck hits the deck.
Apr 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Operation Monsterland (1968)
Survivor: Monster Island.
Jun 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Punch Drunks (1934)
Raging Fool.
Apr 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Redneck Zombies (1987)
Good ol' dead boys.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Shakespeare Behind Bars (2005)
Merchant does a nickel.
May 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Sideways (2004)
Advise and ferment.
May 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Heavy metal morons.
Dec 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Treasure Island (1950)
Yo-ho Silver, Away!
Aug 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
5,000 Fingers Of Dr. T., The (1953)
Giesel's finger feud.
Dec 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Abbott And Costello Meet The Mummy (1955)
Mummy's in, dummies out.
May 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bedlam (1946)
Locked full o' nuts.
May 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Body Snatcher, The (1945)
MacFarlane uses Gray's anatomy.
Apr 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
City Of Lost Children, The (1995)
It's French noir foul.
Mar 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Conqueror, The (1956)
Rio Mongol.
May 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Crumb (1994)
The Art Man Crumbeth.
Apr 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Davy Crockett, King Of The Wild Frontier (1954)
Parker Alamo'd.
May 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dictionary Of Sex (1964)
Libido lingo.
Apr 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Duck Soup (1933)
Zeppo sole lame duck.
Jan 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Face In The Crowd, A (1957)
Andy's Very Rocky Rhodes.
Jun 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
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