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Reviews by 'The General'
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with a total of
1706
reviews published to date.
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12 Hot Women (2003)
The Flirty Dozen.
Apr 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(54)
Spice World (1997)
1997: A Spice Idiocy.
Jun 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(54)
Multiple Orgasm (1976)
Come again?
May 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(47)
Sarah T. - Portrait Of A Teenage Alcoholic (1975)
Smells like teen, spirits.
Apr 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(44)
Sex: The Annabel Chong Story (1999)
Sloppy 251sts.
Apr 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(39)
First Nudie Musical, The (1976)
Phallic cymbals.
May 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(36)
Seven Days That Shook The Spice Girls (2002)
Pop Tarts are toast.
Feb 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(36)
History's Mysteries: The Shroud Of Turin (2000)
This HIS Final Tarp.
May 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(35)
Secretary (2002)
Type-ho.
Jun 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(35)
Alien (1979)
Leave ET to Weaver.
Jun 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(34)
Busty Cops (2003)
NYDD Blue.
Apr 14, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Clerks. (1994)
American idles.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Titanic (1997)
What a ship! Down.
Jul 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(32)
'Star Wars': A Musical Journey (2005)
Empire, records.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(31)
Breast Men (1997)
Opportunity: Knockers.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(31)
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
R.I.P.ley.
Jun 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(30)
Coffee And Cigarettes (2003)
Creamer vs Creamer.
Apr 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(30)
I Love Fat Girls (1991)
Can't leave this behind.
Apr 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(30)
King Kong (2005)
Gorilla and the Miss.
Jan 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(30)
Ring (1998)
Must-not-see TV.
Jul 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(30)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Bloke's back mounting.
Sep 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Diary Of A Nudist (1961)
Dear Diary: I'm Naked.
Mar 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Star Trek (2009)
Start Trek.
May 19, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(29)
8 Mile (2002)
Plot: Slim. Acting: Shady.
Jun 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Citizen Kane (1941)
Drops dead. Sled.
Jun 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Titanic (1997)
Iceberg, passengers dead ahead.
Jan 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(28)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Weapon of muff distraction.
Jan 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(27)
Shaggy Dog, The (2006)
Dog Dad Afternoon.
Mar 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Texas Chain Saw Massacre, The (1974)
He saws live people.
Apr 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Vagina Monologues, The (2002)
Vaginal intercourse.
Mar 29, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Bestiality (1976)
Shag the Dog.
Jun 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Chocolat (2000)
Pirate of Carob Bean.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(26)
Female Vampire (1973)
C*nt Dracula.
Feb 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Too Legit: The MC Hammer Story (2001)
Legend of Baggy Pants.
Oct 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Glass Of Goat's Milk, A (1909)
Chevre-lait.
Sep 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Aspen Extreme (1993)
Starts badly, goes downhill.
May 21, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(24)
Canadian Mounties Vs. Atomic Invaders (1953)
The 'Eh'-Team saves world.
Jun 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Fatal Glass Of Beer, The (1933)
Death of ale's man.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Incredible Shrinking Man, The (1957)
It's waning man.
Jan 5, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(24)
John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut (1994)
Sew what?
May 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Karate Dog, The (2004)
Kicks, then sniffs ass.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Monet: Shadow And Light (1999)
The colors of Monet.
Sep 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(24)
School Ties (1992)
Blaming of the Jew.
May 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration (1990)
Trekkies wonder: What's penetration?
Mar 22, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(24)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Sham Rock.
Sep 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Vasectomy: A Delicate Matter (1986)
Emission Impossible.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Cooking With Porn Stars For The Holidays (2002)
Everybody gets some stuffing.
Jul 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Date With A Vampire (2001)
Table for Nosfera-two.
Jul 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Female Masturbation (1978)
Jackin' Jill.
Sep 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Fisher King, The (1991)
New York, Nude Mork.
Mar 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Gay Muslims (2006)
Muslims opposed to bush.
Apr 27, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(23)
He Pulled The Wrong Tooth (1903)
Can't handle the tooth.
Jan 24, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Killer Condom (1996)
Schlong: Kiss Goodbye.
Jul 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Nude Secretaries (1994)
Type hos.
Jan 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Sex-shop (1972)
Risque Business.
May 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, The (2004)
Sponge worthy.
Jan 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
American Pie (1999)
Pie a la load.
Jun 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Casuistry: The Art Of Killing A Cat (2004)
Me-OW!
Aug 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Nacho Libre (2006)
Nacho funniest movie, Jack.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Naked Cooking (2003)
Bare Naked. Ladles.
Aug 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Sex: The Annabel Chong Story (1999)
Who's on first?
Apr 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Busty Cops (2003)
Hill Street Boobs.
Apr 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Darwin Awards, The (2006)
The winner is....dead.
Apr 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Ghost (1990)
Whoopi Goldberg, unhappy medium.
Jan 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(21)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Welcome back, Potter.
Aug 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Making Love In A Hammock (1897)
Both lovers well hung.
Feb 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Play-Mate Of The Apes (2002)
Gorillas in the Miss.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Ring, The (2002)
VCR.I.P.
Aug 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Rope (1948)
Be very a-frayed.
Apr 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Santa, Jr. (2002)
Subordinate Claus.
Mar 30, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Seven Brides For Seven Brothers (1954)
The more the marriers.
Mar 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Stuck On You (2003)
He'll Never Walk Alone.
Jun 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(21)
The Dog Who Was A Cat Inside (2002)
Dog with Eat-A-Puss Complex.
Jun 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(21)
102 Dalmatians (2000)
A bitch too far.
Feb 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Alive (1993)
Chicken, fish, or passengers?
Mar 30, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
Muff shots part deux?
Mar 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Born Into Brothels: Calcutta's Red Light Kids (2004)
Children of the Porn.
Jun 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Christine (1983)
NAStyCAR.
Oct 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Freddy the 13th.
May 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Man In The Mirror: The Michael Jackson Story (2004)
From Ebony to Ivory.
Jun 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Mousehunt (1997)
Weapons of mouse destruction.
Sep 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Nude Ice Skating (1998)
Arse Capades.
Nov 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Nude Tai Chi (1996)
T&Ai chi.
Apr 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Unusually violent Easter parade.
Dec 14, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
She parents Trapps.
Feb 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Vagina For Christmas, A (2001)
Kissing under the cameltoe.
Aug 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
Stone showing some cracks.
Apr 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Cannibal Hookers (1987)
Extremely fine young cannibals.
Oct 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)
Tale of Two Chittys.
Mar 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(19)
Confessions Of A Dangerous Mime (2004)
Murder, he emotes.
May 11, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Dance Naked (1995)
Saturday Night Beaver.
Mar 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Darwin Awards, The (2006)
All lifetime achievement awards.
Apr 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Dracula's Daughter (1936)
She's always teething.
Jul 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Irish Vampire Goes West, The (2006)
Vampires? Oh My Guinness!
Feb 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Killer Of Sheep (1981)
He hates ewe.
Apr 18, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Madness Of King George, The (1994)
Furious George.
Jun 20, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Manatee: The Forgotten Mermaid (2005)
Oh, the huge manatee!
Jul 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Most Fertile Man In Ireland, The (2000)
Irish thighs are parting.
Apr 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Motorcycle Diaries, The (2004)
Shy Guevara.
Sep 2, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(19)
Realistic Expectations: The Practice Of Plastic Surgery (2004)
Knifestyles of rich, famous.
Jan 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(19)
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