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12 Hot Women (2003)
The Flirty Dozen.
Apr 14, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (54)   
Spice World (1997)
1997: A Spice Idiocy.
Jun 28, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (54)   
Multiple Orgasm (1976)
Come again?
May 11, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (47)   
Sarah T. - Portrait Of A Teenage Alcoholic (1975)
Smells like teen, spirits.
Apr 27, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (44)   
Sex: The Annabel Chong Story (1999)
Sloppy 251sts.
Apr 21, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (39)   
First Nudie Musical, The (1976)
Phallic cymbals.
May 16, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (36)   
Seven Days That Shook The Spice Girls (2002)
Pop Tarts are toast.
Feb 21, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (36)   
History's Mysteries: The Shroud Of Turin (2000)
This HIS Final Tarp.
May 16, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (35)   
Secretary (2002)
Type-ho.
Jun 28, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (35)   
Alien (1979)
Leave ET to Weaver.
Jun 25, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (34)   
Busty Cops (2003)
NYDD Blue.
Apr 14, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (32)   
Clerks. (1994)
American idles.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (32)   
Titanic (1997)
What a ship! Down.
Jul 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (32)   
'Star Wars': A Musical Journey (2005)
Empire, records.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (31)   
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
R.I.P.ley.
Jun 16, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (30)   
Breast Men (1997)
Opportunity: Knockers.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (30)   
I Love Fat Girls (1991)
Can't leave this behind.
Apr 28, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (30)   
King Kong (2005)
Gorilla and the Miss.
Jan 20, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (30)   
Ring (1998)
Must-not-see TV.
Jul 27, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (30)   
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Bloke's back mounting.
Sep 15, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (29)   
Coffee And Cigarettes (2003)
Creamer vs Creamer.
Apr 12, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (29)   
Diary Of A Nudist (1961)
Dear Diary: I'm Naked.
Mar 30, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (29)   
Star Trek (2009)
Start Trek.
May 19, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (29)   
8 Mile (2002)
Plot: Slim. Acting: Shady.
Jun 28, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (28)   
Titanic (1997)
Iceberg, passengers dead ahead.
Jan 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (28)   
Basic Instinct (1992)
Weapon of muff distraction.
Jan 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (27)   
Citizen Kane (1941)
Drops dead. Sled.
Jun 29, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (27)   
Shaggy Dog, The (2006)
Dog Dad Afternoon.
Mar 28, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (27)   
Vagina Monologues, The (2002)
Vaginal intercourse.
Mar 29, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (27)   
Bestiality (1976)
Shag the Dog.
Jun 16, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (26)   
Chocolat (2000)
Pirate of Carob Bean.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (26)   
Female Vampire (1973)
C*nt Dracula.
Feb 9, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (26)   
Texas Chain Saw Massacre, The (1974)
He saws live people.
Apr 28, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (26)   
Too Legit: The MC Hammer Story (2001)
Legend of Baggy Pants.
Oct 15, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (26)   
Glass Of Goat's Milk, A (1909)
Chevre-lait.
Sep 19, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (25)   
Aspen Extreme (1993)
Starts badly, goes downhill.
May 21, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (24)   
John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut (1994)
Sew what?
May 27, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (24)   
Karate Dog, The (2004)
Kicks, then sniffs ass.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (24)   
Monet: Shadow And Light (1999)
The colors of Monet.
Sep 7, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (24)   
School Ties (1992)
Blaming of the Jew.
May 27, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (24)   
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration (1990)
Trekkies wonder: What's penetration?
Mar 22, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (24)   
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Sham Rock.
Sep 11, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (24)   
Vasectomy: A Delicate Matter (1986)
Emission Impossible.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (24)   
Canadian Mounties Vs. Atomic Invaders (1953)
The 'Eh'-Team saves world.
Jun 16, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (23)   
Date With A Vampire (2001)
Table for Nosfera-two.
Jul 20, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (23)   
Fatal Glass Of Beer, The (1933)
Death of ale's man.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (23)   
Female Masturbation (1978)
Jackin' Jill.
Sep 5, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (23)   
Fisher King, The (1991)
New York, Nude Mork.
Mar 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (23)   
Gay Muslims (2006)
Muslims opposed to bush.
Apr 27, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (23)   
He Pulled The Wrong Tooth (1903)
Can't handle the tooth.
Jan 24, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (23)   
Incredible Shrinking Man, The (1957)
It's waning man.
Jan 5, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (23)   
Nude Secretaries (1994)
Type hos.
Jan 31, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (23)   
Sex-shop (1972)
Risque Business.
May 11, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (23)   
SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, The (2004)
Sponge worthy.
Jan 6, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (23)   
American Pie (1999)
Pie a la load.
Jun 5, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (22)   
Cooking With Porn Stars For The Holidays (2002)
Everybody gets some stuffing.
Jul 15, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (22)   
Killer Condom (1996)
Schlong: Kiss Goodbye.
Jul 15, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (22)   
Nacho Libre (2006)
Nacho funniest movie, Jack.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (22)   
Naked Cooking (2003)
Bare Naked. Ladles.
Aug 14, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (22)   
Sex: The Annabel Chong Story (1999)
Who's on first?
Apr 23, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (22)   
Busty Cops (2003)
Hill Street Boobs.
Apr 7, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (21)   
Casuistry: The Art Of Killing A Cat (2004)
Me-OW!
Aug 7, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (21)   
Darwin Awards, The (2006)
The winner is....dead.
Apr 5, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (21)   
Ghost (1990)
Whoopi Goldberg, unhappy medium.
Jan 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (21)   
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Welcome back, Potter.
Aug 15, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (21)   
Making Love In A Hammock (1897)
Both lovers well hung.
Feb 4, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (21)   
Play-Mate Of The Apes (2002)
Gorillas in the Miss.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (21)   
Ring, The (2002)
VCR.I.P.
Aug 3, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (21)   
Rope (1948)
Be very a-frayed.
Apr 29, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (21)   
Santa, Jr. (2002)
Subordinate Claus.
Mar 30, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (21)   
Seven Brides For Seven Brothers (1954)
The more the marriers.
Mar 7, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (21)   
Stuck On You (2003)
He'll Never Walk Alone.
Jun 7, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (21)   
The Dog Who Was A Cat Inside (2002)
Dog with Eat-A-Puss Complex.
Jun 19, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (21)   
102 Dalmatians (2000)
A bitch too far.
Feb 21, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (20)   
Alive (1993)
Chicken, fish, or passengers?
Mar 30, 2007
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (20)   
Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
Muff shots part deux?
Mar 5, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (20)   
Born Into Brothels: Calcutta's Red Light Kids (2004)
Children of the Porn.
Jun 27, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (20)   
Christine (1983)
NAStyCAR.
Oct 27, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (20)   
Man In The Mirror: The Michael Jackson Story (2004)
From Ebony to Ivory.
Jun 16, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (20)   
Mousehunt (1997)
Weapons of mouse destruction.
Sep 10, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (20)   
Nude Ice Skating (1998)
Arse Capades.
Nov 11, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (20)   
Nude Tai Chi (1996)
T&Ai chi.
Apr 13, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (20)   
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Unusually violent Easter parade.
Dec 14, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (20)   
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
She parents Trapps.
Feb 21, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (20)   
Vagina For Christmas, A (2001)
Kissing under the cameltoe.
Aug 15, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (20)   
Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
Stone showing some cracks.
Apr 8, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (19)   
Cannibal Hookers (1987)
Extremely fine young cannibals.
Oct 11, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (19)   
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)
Tale of Two Chittys.
Mar 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (19)   
Confessions Of A Dangerous Mime (2004)
Murder, he emotes.
May 11, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (19)   
Dance Naked (1995)
Saturday Night Beaver.
Mar 13, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (19)   
Darwin Awards, The (2006)
All lifetime achievement awards.
Apr 5, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (19)   
Dracula's Daughter (1936)
She's always teething.
Jul 16, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (19)   
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Freddy the 13th.
May 23, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (19)   
Irish Vampire Goes West, The (2006)
Vampires? Oh My Guinness!
Feb 28, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (19)   
Killer Of Sheep (1981)
He hates ewe.
Apr 18, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (19)   
Madness Of King George, The (1994)
Furious George.
Jun 20, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (19)   
Manatee: The Forgotten Mermaid (2005)
Oh, the huge manatee!
Jul 2, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (19)   
Realistic Expectations: The Practice Of Plastic Surgery (2004)
Knifestyles of rich, famous.
Jan 26, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (19)   
Stunning Cattle (1901)
Putting 'ow' in 'Cow'.
Aug 14, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (19)   
Summer Of Sam (1999)
Slay it again, Sam.
Apr 27, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (19)   
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