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Dead Man Walking (1995)
Nun of Penn's business.
Dec 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (27)   
Fatal Attraction (1987)
Shhhhhhhhh, Close's hunting rabbits.
Jan 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (16)   
Troy (2004)
Powerful Trojans hold seamen.
Feb 19, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (16)   
Black Knight (2001)
Going Black in Time.
Jan 20, 2005
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (14)   
Boot, Das (1981)
Punctured tip releases seamen.
Dec 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (14)   
Constantine (2005)
Reeves = Devil's Advocate (again)!
Feb 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (13)   
Ladykillers, The (2004)
Coens remake classic. T-Hanks!
Oct 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (13)   
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Pedro's protection ensures election.
Oct 17, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (13)   
Fargo (1996)
Buscemi's character TOOOO chipper!
Oct 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (12)   
I Shot Andy Warhol (1996)
Andy's worst critic ever!
Dec 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (12)   
Kinsey (2004)
Kinsey forgets Love, Actually!
Jan 19, 2005
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (12)   
A Day Without A Mexican (2004)
Without Mexi-cans, Californians cannot.
Dec 26, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (11)   
Beat The Devil (1953)
Devil 1: Bogart 0.
Mar 12, 2005
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (9)   
English Patient, The (1996)
Fiennes caused 'burning sensation'.
Dec 7, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Freeway (1996)
Wolf enjoys Reese's pieces.
Dec 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (9)   
How To Get The Man's Foot Outta Your Ass (2003)
Meet the Peebles.
Jan 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Kids (1995)
Casper, the friendly rapist.
Dec 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
Cage in Absolut trouble.
Feb 6, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Madagascar (2005)
Giraffe is good Schwimmer.
Jun 25, 2005
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Wimbledon (2004)
Relationship causes tennis racket.
Jan 21, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Bad Lieutenant (1992)
Angry Keitel looses spunk.
Mar 12, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Betrayed (1988)
Berenger's right-'Winger' racism.
Sep 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Elektra (2005)
Daredevil 2: Elektra-boogaloo.
May 9, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (8)   
I, Robot (2004)
Robots declare 'Independence Day'.
Jan 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Troy (2004)
Cox releases Greek seamen.
Feb 19, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events (2004)
Orphans discover liar, liar.
Dec 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (7)   
50 First Dates (2004)
Repetitive Drew-ja vu.
Mar 22, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
Damon plays with Cox.
Dec 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Closer (2004)
Roberts 'Sleeping with Everyone'.
Apr 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Desperado (1995)
Marin serves Taco Hell!
Mar 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Donnie Darko (2001)
Donnie’s tangent universe collapses.
Nov 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Ock's Da-foe in sequel.
Jan 3, 2005
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (6)   
White Noise (2005)
Batman becomes TV Ghostbuster.
Jun 18, 2005
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Carmen Miranda: Bananas Is My Business (1995)
Lacking bunches of sex-apPEEL.
Sep 22, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Carnival Of Souls (1962)
Ghosts need organ donor.
Dec 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Constantine (2005)
Satan is cancer's cure.
Feb 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Garden State (2004)
Sarsgaard 'digs' Largeman's mother.
Dec 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Hidalgo (2004)
Mortensen's 'The Rein-Maker'.
Jan 17, 2005
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Spidey's cake eating adventures.
Jan 3, 2005
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Basquiat (1996)
Good graffiti, Bad Andy.
Apr 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Closer (2004)
Roberts/Portman bend Law.
Apr 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Constantine (2005)
Hell's point, Keanu break(s)!
Feb 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Flirting With Disaster (1996)
Alda in the Family.
Jan 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Harold & Kumar Get The Munchies (2004)
Reefer Madness with Cheese.
Feb 4, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Kinsey (2004)
Linney loves Peter, Sarsgaard.
Mar 21, 2005
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events (2004)
Olaf's Evil & Eviler.
Dec 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Quentin Tarantino's Star Wars (1998)
Natural Born Storm Troopers.
Dec 15, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Serenity (2005)
Whedon recreates 'River Wild'.
Jan 20, 2006
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Serenity (2005)
Choppy River protects Mal.
Jan 20, 2006
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Young Adam (2003)
Docking in Swinton's canal.
Jan 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (4)   
¡Three Amigos! (1986)
Amigos covered in Guapo-mole.
Nov 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (3)   
A Day Without A Mexican (2004)
Border Patrol seeks employment.
Mar 17, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Alfie (2004)
Alfie Desperately Seeks Susan.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Bait (2000)
Foxx breaks Morse code.
Sep 2, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Balcony, The (1963)
Role-playing prostitutes save war.
Sep 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Blue Velvet (1986)
Lynch's nightmare on suburbia.
Nov 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Carrington (1995)
Carrington's heart pays Pryce.
Jan 6, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Flirting With Disaster (1996)
Quail seems too acid-ic.
Jan 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Hackers (1995)
Miller gives Angelina virus.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (3)   
I Heart Huckabees (2004)
Dustin's blanket comforts Schwartzman.
Oct 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Island Of Dr. Moreau, The (1996)
Lumpy manimals spell disaster.
Mar 16, 2005
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Junebug (2005)
Davidtz meets Adams’ Family.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Kama Sutra: A Tale Of Love (1996)
Sculptor’s muse gets stoned.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Laws Of Attraction (2004)
Julianne shaken, Pierce stirred.
Feb 14, 2005
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Open Water (2003)
Sharks bob for divers.
Feb 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (3)   
P.S. (2004)
Topher's interview goes well!
Feb 18, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Quentin Tarantino's Star Wars (1998)
Mr. Pink's childhood toys!
Dec 15, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Rent (2005)
Angel drinks Tom Collins.
Mar 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Saved! (2004)
Jesus stays Home Alone.
Oct 27, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Sideways (2004)
Church shows 'Oh' face.
May 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Burns require Vader rub.
Jun 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Stepford Wives, The (2004)
Inspector Gadget's perfect community.
Nov 19, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Troy (2004)
Trojans have British Accents?
Feb 19, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Alamo, The (2004)
Houston, Alamo's got problem.
Apr 27, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Before Sunset (2004)
Simone's song delays flight.
Dec 30, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Black Narcissus (1947)
Himalayan community gets nuns.
Mar 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004)
Firth Grants Jones' freedom.
Nov 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Bulletproof Monk (2003)
Monk trains Kar-bon copy.
Feb 18, 2005
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Cannibal! The Musical (1996)
Musical miners munch men.
Apr 23, 2005
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Drawing Flies (1996)
Lee learns Sasquatch dogma.
Dec 8, 2005
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Fatal Attraction (1987)
Who framed Douglas's rabbit?
Jan 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Great Expectations (1946)
Pip parties with Guinness.
Jun 2, 2005
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Hackers (1995)
Jolie adopts child hacker.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Harold & Kumar Get The Munchies (2004)
Friends desire Mini-Meat.
Feb 4, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Hebrew Hammer, The (2003)
Tiny Tim pushes Dick.
Jan 10, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Willow walks, Rickman talks.
May 20, 2005
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (2)   
House Of Games (1987)
Mantegna gives Freudian slip.
Nov 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
I Heart Huckabees (2004)
Hoffman philosophizes corporate Law.
Oct 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (2)   
I, Robot (2004)
Agent Smith destroys Matrix.
Jan 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
L.I.E. (2001)
Confused teen discovers Cox.
Nov 25, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (2)   
Love & Basketball (2000)
Sweetheart's love gets foul.
Oct 13, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Majestic, The (2001)
Damon voices Carrey's lie.
Oct 21, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (2)   
No Man's Land (2001)
Bosnian's "A Beautiful Mine".
Dec 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Pride And Prejudice (2003)
Austen's Latter Day exploits.
Mar 9, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Rent (2005)
Squatters Rapp about AIDS.
Mar 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Rent (2005)
Rosario's SIN CITY musical!
Mar 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Saved! (2004)
Moore's performance is Fugit-able.
Oct 27, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Shaolin Soccer (2001)
Crouching Goalie, Hidden Kicker.
Feb 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Spanglish (2004)
Sandler's personal Paz dispenser.
May 11, 2005
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Lucas's sci-fi 'English Patient'.
Jun 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
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