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Reviews by 'Josh the cat'
Current status of Movie deity (Bronze) with a total of 5602 reviews published to date.
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Godfather, The (1972)
Bed. Head.
Apr 16, 2005
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (71)   
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Rules set in stone.
Jan 3, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (69)   
American Pie (1999)
'Cherry' Pie.
Feb 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (60)   
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Raquel's arse hides hole.
Feb 4, 2005
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (55)   
Deliverance (1972)
Buttock clenching river ride.
May 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (51)   
Towering Inferno, The (1974)
Mighty erection toasts celebrities.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (50)   
Se7en (1995)
Paltrow has bit part.
Feb 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (46)   
Supergirl (1984)
Bird flies.
Feb 22, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (45)   
Roof Sex (2003)
Fiddling on the roof.
Aug 31, 2005
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (44)   
Pi (1998)
Maths Max.
Mar 9, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (41)   
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Von Trapped by war.
Jan 10, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (39)   
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Newman gets egged on.
Nov 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (38)   
Ghost (1990)
Swayze enters Whoopi, repeatedly.
Jun 27, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (37)   
Logan's Run (1976)
30th birthday party ill-advised.
May 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (37)   
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
MechANAKIN.
Jun 6, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (37)   
Se7en (1995)
Sins prove truly deadly.
Jun 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (35)   
Abyss, The (1989)
Breathe water, see aliens.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (34)   
Airplane! (1980)
Inflatable co-pilot gets girlfriend.
Jan 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (34)   
Dr. No (1962)
007's 001 movie.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (34)   
Point Break (1991)
'Keanu' surfs crime wave!
Nov 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (34)   
Schindler's List (1993)
Schindler fires blanks.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (34)   
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin straps on plastic.
Jan 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (34)   
Kurt & Courtney (1998)
Hole singer loses half.
Sep 7, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (33)   
Last Prostitute, The (1991)
Ho today, gone tomorrow.
Jan 31, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (33)   
Pretty Woman (1990)
Gere's puss in boots.
Feb 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (33)   
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Trucker regrets sexist comments.
Feb 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (32)   
Calendar Girls (2003)
Naked wrinklies raise crinklies.
Jan 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Day The Earth Caught Fire, The (1961)
Global warming comes early.
Jul 4, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Fluffer, The (2001)
Clients stand to attention.
Jul 12, 2005
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Karen Carpenter Story, The (1989)
Eat, puke, sing, die.
Sep 22, 2005
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (31)   
L.A. Story (1991)
Martin learns 'sign' language.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Singing untraps Von Trapps.
Jan 10, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
I c borg.
Mar 3, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (31)   
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Ryan cums to order.
Apr 6, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Darwin Awards, The (2006)
Awards given posthumously.
Jan 22, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (30)   
Fluffer, The (2001)
Fluffer faces stiff job.
Jul 8, 2005
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (30)   
Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Tumbledore.
Jan 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (30)   
Lake Placid (1999)
Lake far from Placid.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (30)   
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Morgan Freedman, eventually.
Apr 26, 2006
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (30)   
Titanic (1997)
Boat sinks, Leo follows.
Dec 9, 2004
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (30)   
Without A Paddle (2004)
Idiots in a canoe.
Jan 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (30)   
12 Angry Men (1957)
Thinking man's courtroom epic!!
Aug 22, 2002
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (29)   
Amistad (1997)
Slave trade. Revolting.
Sep 5, 2005
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (29)   
Apollo 13 (1995)
Hanks visits dark side.
Mar 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (29)   
Cinderella (1950)
Scrubber goes to ball.
Mar 28, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (29)   
Jason And The Argonauts (1963)
Skeletal army get fleeced!
Jan 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (29)   
Judge Dredd (1995)
Audience Dredds Sly's performance.
Jan 24, 2005
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (29)   
Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (1991)
Freeman serves free man.
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (29)   
Robocop (1987)
Tin man gets heart.
Jun 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (29)   
Zodiac Killer, The (1971)
Killer signs on.
Feb 10, 2005
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (29)   
10,000 Black Men Named George (2002)
George becomes popular name.
Sep 23, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (28)   
Accused, The (1988)
Trailer trash gets pinballed.
Jan 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (28)   
Deep Throat (1972)
Linda has a facial.
Jul 3, 2005
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (28)   
Midnight Express (1978)
Prisoner escapes Tur(n)key.
Jan 17, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (28)   
Animal Farm (1954)
Pigs make themselves equal.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (27)   
Deep Throat (1972)
Linda wants pearl necklace.
Jul 3, 2005
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (27)   
Dirty Harry (1971)
Eastwood shoots his load.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (27)   
Spellbound (2002)
Spellbinding.
Apr 16, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (27)   
Assassination Of The Dog, The (1969)
Labradead.
Aug 21, 2005
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (26)   
Chicken Run (2000)
Chickens escape with (c)luck.
Jan 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (26)   
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Prisoner eggs himself on.
Nov 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (26)   
Dick Tracy (1990)
Beatty's Dick entices Madonna.
May 24, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (26)   
Execution Of Mary Stuart, The (1895)
Mary Head on stake.
Mar 28, 2005
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (26)   
G.I. Jane (1997)
Jane does the marines!
Aug 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (26)   
Happy Erotic Christmas (2003)
Merry Fistmas.
Jan 26, 2006
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (26)   
Hollow Man (2000)
Burnt Bacon murdered many.
Jan 2, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (26)   
Orgasm Raygun, The (1998)
Foreplay made easy.
Feb 11, 2005
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (26)   
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
19 years- poor payout .
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (26)   
She (1965)
'She' will be obeyed.
Jul 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (26)   
Spellbound (2002)
Say, spell, say, applause.
Apr 24, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (26)   
Splash, Too (1988)
Second splash no smash.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (26)   
TRON (1982)
Hacker in bits - literally.
May 12, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (26)   
10 (1979)
Dwarf seeks classical sex.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (25)   
Batman Returns (1992)
Bat & Cat spat.
May 12, 2007
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (25)   
Emma (1996)
Emma wants him, Knightley.
Jul 21, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (25)   
Hill, The (1965)
Prisoners endure monstrous erection.
May 31, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (25)   
John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut (1994)
Bobbitt's bits reunited.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (25)   
Kurt & Courtney (1998)
Shotgun divorces Kurt / Courtney.
Sep 10, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (25)   
Murder At 1600 (1997)
Alda shoots for President.
Dec 24, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (25)   
Predator 2 (1990)
Aliens reduce gang membership.
Feb 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (25)   
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Hair gel that's orgasmic.
Jun 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (25)   
Waterworld (1995)
Water, water, everywhere. Bugger.
Mar 4, 2005
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (25)   
About A Boy (2002)
Hugh Grants Marcus family.
Mar 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (24)   
Apollo 13 (1995)
N(eed) A(nother) S(huttle)- A(aarrrggghh)!!!
Mar 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (24)   
Boot, Das (1981)
Nazi submariners get canned.
Jan 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (24)   
Carry On Doctor (1967)
Nurse May, doctor won't.
Apr 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (24)   
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Literary criticism at extremes.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (24)   
Edge, The (1997)
'Hannibal' eats bear meat.
Sep 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (24)   
Field Of Dreams (1989)
Catcher in rye field.
Jul 17, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (24)   
Indecent Proposal (1993)
Slapper earns easy $1M.
May 7, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (24)   
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)
Whip traded for stick.
Mar 30, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (24)   
Jackass: The Movie (2002)
Idiots in shopping trolley.
Dec 28, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (24)   
Lion King II: Simba's Pride, The (1998)
Film loses Simba pride.
Jun 20, 2005
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (24)   
Logan's Run (1976)
Ageing proves fatal.
May 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (24)   
Mommie Dearest (1981)
Crawford vs Crawford.
May 17, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (24)   
Them! (1954)
Anti-nuclear 'ant'y film.
Feb 25, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (24)   
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Ted learns zipper protocol.
Mar 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (24)   
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
The mocksters of rock.
Feb 7, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (24)   
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