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Reviews by 'Sludge'
Current status of Movie deity (Silver) with a total of 6340 reviews published to date.
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Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Vader downs a Guinness.
Jan 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (71)   
Ring, The (2002)
Tape Fear.
May 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (65)   
Open Water (2003)
Never Findingland.
Jan 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (62)   
Rocky Balboa (2006)
Aging Bull.
Jan 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (57)   
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
House of frying shaggers.
Apr 26, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (55)   
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
The Lass: Samurai.
Feb 20, 2005
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (53)   
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Ani mated.
Feb 19, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (52)   
Fargo (1996)
PARENTAL ADVISORY: Chipper Gore.
Nov 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (50)   
Killer Tomatoes Eat France! (1991)
Chomps-Elysees.
Apr 1, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (49)   
Psycho (1960)
12, 11, 12 vacancies.
Oct 31, 2004
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (46)   
American Beauty (1999)
Got pot. Got shot.
Oct 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (45)   
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Fight Pub.
Feb 22, 2005
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (45)   
Aviator, The (2004)
Howard the... DUCK!
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (42)   
Fargo (1996)
Goodbye, Mr. Chipped.
Apr 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (41)   
Bambi (1942)
Disney makes a buck.
Feb 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (39)   
Flash Gordon (1980)
Global War Ming.
May 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (39)   
Dogma (1999)
Matt. Demon.
Feb 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (38)   
Christine (1983)
Car, where's my dude?
May 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (37)   
Interview With The Vampire (1994)
From Dunst Till Dawn.
Jul 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (37)   
Michael Jackson And The Boy He Paid Off (2004)
Little boy blew?
Apr 27, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (36)   
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Bun 'n' the coven.
Oct 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (36)   
Jonestown: The Life And Death Of Peoples Temple (2006)
Jones: Temple of Doom.
Aug 8, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (35)   
Terminal, The (2004)
Diary Of Banned Hanks.
Nov 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (35)   
Vertical Limit (2000)
Dad survived? 'frayed knot.
Apr 25, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (35)   
King Kong (1933)
The Greatest Ape.
Dec 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (34)   
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Make Luke, not war.
May 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (34)   
Boyz N The Hood (1991)
Tales from the Crips.
Mar 3, 2005
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (33)   
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977)
Five Note Film Review.
May 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (33)   
Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
Bank robbed for 'change'.
Jan 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (33)   
Humpty Dumpty (1935)
Legend of the Fall.
Oct 28, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (33)   
Queen Kong (1976)
Prime mate.
Apr 18, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (33)   
Secret Lives Of Dentists, The (2002)
...a personal flossiphy.
Apr 23, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (33)   
Spider-Man (2002)
Stuff shoots from Peter.
Nov 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (33)   
Titanic (1997)
Jack's a dull buoy.
Sep 25, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (33)   
Weird Science (1985)
New Kids On LeBrock.
Jan 8, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (33)   
Cool Runnings (1993)
Trinidad and Toboggan.
Jan 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (32)   
Devil Wears Prada, The (2006)
Satin worship?
Dec 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (32)   
How To Keep From Catching VD (1971)
Answers most burning question.
Jan 2, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (32)   
John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut (1994)
Absence of Phallus.
Feb 16, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (32)   
Witness (1985)
Amishin' Impossible.
Jul 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (32)   
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Bambi meets 'thumper'.
Apr 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Cast Away (2000)
Wilson a Beach Boy.
Jan 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Cast Away (2000)
Diary of tanned Hanks.
Nov 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (31)   
I Was A Jewish Sex Worker (1996)
'assover.
Oct 18, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (31)   
Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
Red Shue Diaries.
Jan 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Lost Boys, The (1987)
The Bat Pack.
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Scarface (1983)
Florida defeat: Al, gore.
Mar 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Sideways (2004)
Groom With A Few.
Apr 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Terminal, The (2004)
Tucci caches Czech.
Nov 30, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Best players not Chosen?
Oct 8, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (31)   
Chariots Of Fire (1981)
Jews running in Shlomo-tion.
Dec 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (30)   
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Walken and DeNiro click.
Mar 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (30)   
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Heston sides with Bush.
Feb 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (30)   
Alive (1993)
Eatin' Hawke.
Feb 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (29)   
American Pie (1999)
Tossed that lovin' filling.
Oct 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (29)   
Brewster's Millions (1985)
Richer Pryor.
Jan 9, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (29)   
Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1978)
I seize dead people.
Feb 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (29)   
Jaws (1975)
Gill against Island.
Jan 22, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (29)   
King Kong (1933)
Gorilla, Interrupted.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (29)   
Last Heterosexual, The (1993)
Straight to video.
Feb 2, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (29)   
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Hilary, Clint on fights.
Feb 1, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (29)   
Turkish Wizard Of Oz, The (1971)
Wiztanbul.
May 1, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (29)   
American Pie (1999)
Flute of the womb.
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (28)   
Amorous Adventures Of Don Quixote And Sancho Panza, The (1976)
Hung like a DonQui.
Apr 2, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (28)   
Assassination Of The Dog, The (1969)
The war on terrier.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (28)   
Aviator, The (2004)
Urine, the money.
Apr 19, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (28)   
Cleopatra (1963)
E.T. bones Rome.
Mar 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (28)   
Inconvenient Truth, An (2006)
Politician hates hot air?
Jul 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (28)   
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Free Willie.
Apr 29, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (28)   
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Oman, that was funny!
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (28)   
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Flames! Gandalf fini?
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (28)   
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Uncrossed, crossed, uncrossed, HELLO.
Jan 26, 2005
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (28)   
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Devil-make-heir attitude.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (28)   
They Saved Hitler's Brain (1968)
All Brain, no Braun.
Jan 8, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (28)   
Arrival Of Train Of Cattle (1901)
Some old stock footage.
Nov 28, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (27)   
Avenging Disco Vampires (2001)
I Will Survive... eternally.
Jul 7, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (27)   
Burger & The King: The Life & Cuisine Of Elvis Presley, The (1996)
Foods Rush In.
Aug 15, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (27)   
Goldilocks And The Three Bears (1995)
The 'Which Bear?' Project.
Dec 28, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (27)   
JFK (1991)
Makes mountain of knollhill.
Feb 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (27)   
Monster (2003)
Cum on Aileen.
Dec 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (27)   
Most Fertile Man In Ireland, The (1999)
Fuck of the Irish?
Mar 29, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (27)   
Sex Lives Of Clowns (1994)
Make-up sex.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (27)   
Shallow Hal (2001)
Fat's Amore!
May 30, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (27)   
Snakes On A Train (2006)
Throw Mamba from Train.
Feb 6, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (27)   
Fog, The (1980)
Mist ain't behavin'.
Aug 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (26)   
Great Cheese Robbery, The (1920)
It pays the rennet.
Feb 7, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (26)   
Interview With The Vampire (1994)
Brad the Impaler.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (26)   
Leprechaun (1993)
Gnome Chompsky.
Mar 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (26)   
Naked Party Games (1997)
We have a weiner.
Jan 16, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (26)   
Se7en (1995)
Cop receives severance package.
Aug 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (26)   
Shallow Hal (2001)
Gwyneth not so Paltry.
Apr 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (26)   
Son Of Bambi Meets Godzilla (1999)
Rambi.
Sep 9, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (26)   
Titanic (1997)
Jack fresh, then frozen.
Feb 1, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (26)   
USS VD: Ship Of Shame (1942)
Fire in the hole.
Apr 16, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (26)   
Wall Street (1987)
Charlie don't serf!
Oct 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (26)   
Wolf In Sheep's Clothing, The (1922)
Grrr... I mean, Baaa.
Jun 8, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (26)   
Apollo 13 (1995)
Diary of Canned Hanks.
Nov 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (25)   
Cod: A Biography (2000)
Cod is dead.
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (25)   
Girl, Interrupted (1999)
Girls, within peril, erring.
May 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (25)   
How To Build An Igloo (1949)
Home, sleet home.
Aug 15, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (25)   
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