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Reviews by 'duh'
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with a total of
723
reviews published to date.
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Virgin Suicides, The (1999)
Dunst un-checks in.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(39)
Dirty Dancing (1987)
'Baby' pays for abortion.
Jul 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(35)
Cujo (1983)
Cujo, pet defective.
Feb 18, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(33)
Red Violin, The (1998)
Violin possessed, not owned.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(33)
Good, The Bad And The Ugly, The (1966)
No gold in Arch's.
Apr 20, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(29)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Students missed filmmaking orientation.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(28)
Hidalgo (2004)
SahAragorn.
May 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Lady And The Tramp (1955)
Slumming bitch knocked up.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(26)
Farm Family: In Search Of Gay Life In Rural America (2004)
John Queere.
May 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Meet Joe Black (1998)
Death loses its virginity.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(21)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Nick can't Stahl apocalypse.
Feb 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Evil strokes bare pussy.
Aug 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Beheading A Chinese Boxer (1900)
Rebel without a head.
Aug 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Hollow Man (2000)
Transparency corrupts.
Jan 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Madness Of King George, The (1994)
The King And We.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(20)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Pool shallow after Gwyneth.
Feb 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(20)
Mr. Holland's Opus (1995)
Headphones make fetus deaf.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(19)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Skywalker whininess proven heritable.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(19)
Walking Tall (1973)
People kill; not bats.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(19)
Best In Show (2000)
Lefty Levy's Winky unleashed.
Apr 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
Contact (1997)
Female astronomers are easy.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
Godfather, The (1972)
Jack given head.
Jul 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Schindler's List (1993)
Profiteer invests in humanity.
Apr 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Titanic (1997)
Hubris, berg, shark bait.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
Zoolander (2001)
Poised pansies pose prettily.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
The Danish 'foreplay'.
Oct 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Hopefully, lickable wallpaper leadfree.
Jan 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(17)
Liar Liar (1997)
Truthfulness hinders legal representation.
Feb 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(16)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Julia's trick gives treats.
Feb 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(16)
Minority Report (2002)
Psychics don't water-wrinkle.
Feb 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Luke declines father's business.
May 12, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Mouse trainer's sizzling finale.
Jun 25, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(14)
Legends Of The Fall (1994)
Brad grips brother's organ.
Mar 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(14)
March Of The Penguins (2005)
Homaging penguins.
Aug 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Miss Congeniality (2000)
Caine demonstrates queenly walk.
Jan 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Mystery Men (1999)
Invisible Boy's invisibilty unseen.
Aug 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Naked Fairy Tales (2002)
Beauty and her breasts.
Aug 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Se7en (1995)
Cops study the classics.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(14)
Wild Wild West (1999)
Ross Martin grave spinning.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(14)
Brigadoon (1954)
Men in plaid tights.
May 18, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Good bi Old Paint.
Sep 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Principal is a pedophile?
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, The (2004)
Steve Zissou Jacques off.
Feb 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Fanciful farmboy is 'forceful'.
Aug 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Steven's schmaltz skewers Kubrick.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(12)
Best In Show (2000)
Truth about dog shows.
Jan 11, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Interview With The Vampire (1994)
Avant-garde vampires' public fangings.
Mar 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)
Hardhats try Hog calling.
Aug 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Pardners preferred to sheep.
Sep 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
'Flamboyant' caballeros.
Sep 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Harry empties Chamber Pot.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Postman, The (1997)
Mumpless mailman's package delivers.
May 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Pushing Tin (1999)
Control tower pissing contest.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Excalibur (1981)
Dragon's Breath: The Force.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Final Destination 2 (2003)
Death crosses (off) Rivers.
Sep 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
72 virgins point, laugh.
Mar 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Pay It Forward (2000)
Good deed goes punished.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Sneakers (1992)
Answering machine breaks codes.
Aug 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Midget EOE gone berserk.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
102 Dalmatians (2000)
Reactivated recidivist fur fetishist.
Dec 31, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Arthur (1981)
Kleptomaniac wins dipsomaniac love.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Best In Show (2000)
Two mommies share Rhapsody.
Jun 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Hedly humps for Justice.
Apr 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Bring It On (2000)
Vampire, slayer cheer together.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Charly (1968)
Charly thrown bell curve.
Aug 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Christine (1983)
Possession creates better haircut.
Aug 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Dogma (1999)
Offends Catholic, platypus alike.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Jerk, Too, The (1984)
The Jerk Too humorless.
Aug 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Last Samurai, The (2003)
Cruise, other short people.
Oct 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Legends Of The Fall (1994)
Declawing rite of passage.
Mar 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Saw II (2005)
Saw's games afoot again.
Aug 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Dwarves learn table manners.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
Yentl (1983)
Yentl wraps up lentils.
May 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Shaggy Austin likes shagging.
May 10, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Bedknobs And Broomsticks (1971)
Witch runs off clergyman.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Ball kickers desire coach.
Jan 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Braveheart (1995)
Scot brides 'noctae' up.
Aug 27, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Coal Miner's Daughter (1980)
Hillbilly fucks up interview.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood (2002)
Drama queen disowns playwright.
Apr 7, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(8)
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex (1972)
Monstrous lactator gets cupped.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Fiddler On The Roof (1971)
Better Red than Goyim.
Aug 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Fifth Element, The (1997)
'Stoned' opera singer enthralls.
Oct 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
High Noon (1952)
Citizens forsake altruistic Will.
Apr 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Legends Of The Fall (1994)
Brad master-bear-baiter.
Jan 25, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Magnolia (1999)
Partridge family estranged.
May 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Stand By Me (1986)
Little boys outgun bullies.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Swing Shift (1984)
4F fucks factory friend.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Talented Mr. Ripley, The (1999)
Killer smothers his Peter.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Wild Things (1998)
Sexy vile Mensan revenge.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
American Pie (1999)
Horny nerds play instruments.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
American Pie (1999)
Biggs becomes band bitch.
Sep 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
As Good As It Gets (1997)
Jack gives fashion tips.
Jul 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Rebels obediently attend detention.
Aug 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Children Of The Corn (1984)
Corn kids' parents popped.
May 10, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(7)
Conan The Barbarian (1982)
Jones cult without koolaid.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Dead Poets Society (1989)
Puck joins daisy pushers.
Feb 9, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Fight Club (1999)
Soapmaker performs self-pugilism.
Feb 20, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Full Monty, The (1997)
Steelworkers perform gnome puppetry.
Apr 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Last Of The Mohicans, The (1992)
My Mohican foot.
Oct 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Love Bug, The (1968)
Racers suffer Herbie's passing.
May 10, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(7)
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