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Total Recall (1990)
Sale of three titties.
Sep 20, 2004
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(13)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Crowe is a crowd.
Sep 22, 2004
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(5)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Girls Gone Wild: Zion.
Oct 18, 2004
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(5)
Zoolander (2001)
If looks could steel.
Sep 21, 2004
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Super Size Me (2004)
Attack Of Killer Burgers.
Oct 3, 2004
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(4)
Zoolander (2001)
Stiller, bad eugoogolizer.
Sep 21, 2004
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(4)
Robocop (1987)
Tin can contains man.
Nov 4, 2004
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(3)
Run Lola Run (1998)
Chick probably runs 88mph.
Nov 28, 2004
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(3)
Am�lie (2001)
Matchmaker stalks l'objet d'affection.
Sep 27, 2004
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Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Trinity penetrated twice.
Sep 25, 2004
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Tao Of Steve, The (2000)
Steve: Buddha plus Casanova.
Mar 9, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Zoolander (2001)
Movie dere-licks my balls.
Sep 21, 2004
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(2)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Codependent coed cures crackpot.
Sep 22, 2004
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(1)
Coffee And Cigarettes (2003)
Gatherings consuming caffeine, nicotine.
Oct 21, 2004
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(1)
Coffee And Cigarettes (2003)
Associated vices = dialogue devices.
Oct 21, 2004
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(1)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Trinity uses Open Source.
Oct 18, 2004
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(1)
Tao Of Steve, The (2000)
Fat prick seduces chicks.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Total Recall (1990)
Arnie should've tattooed himself.
Oct 2, 2004
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(1)
Total Recall (1990)
Fat lady sings explosively.
Oct 2, 2004
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(1)
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Keyser fakes limp, plot.
Oct 29, 2004
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(1)
What Women Want (2000)
Psionic playboy plagiarizes peer.
Dec 7, 2004
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(1)
Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
Postman always screws thrice.
Dec 7, 2004
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(1)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Horny postgraduate revolutionizes mathematics.
Sep 22, 2004
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Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Paranoid Princetonian paradigm-shifts.
Sep 22, 2004
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Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Macking motivates mathematical mind.
Sep 25, 2004
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Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Taming Of (imaginary) Crew.
Sep 25, 2004
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Man On The Moon (1999)
Manic-depressive comedian imitates colleague.
Mar 9, 2005
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Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Architect Neo-logizes cave metaphor.
Sep 25, 2004
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Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Many Smiths spoil brawl.
Sep 25, 2004
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Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Source hacked, Trinity fucked.
Sep 25, 2004
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Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Petit four = petite morte.
Oct 18, 2004
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Thomas Crown Affair, The (1999)
Brosnan steals painting, hearts.
Mar 9, 2005
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Total Recall (1990)
Dick commercialized, Mars revitalized.
Oct 2, 2004
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Total Recall (1990)
Teenage mutant ninja Martians.
Oct 2, 2004
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Total Recall (1990)
Movie's climax: Hot air.
Oct 2, 2004
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TRON (1982)
Gotta love neonized spandex!
Mar 12, 2005
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