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Resisting the Bay lobotomy
Reviews by 'zulu'
Current status of
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with a total of
241
reviews published to date.
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Shrek 2 (2004)
Cute pussy, great ass!
Jul 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(63)
Se7en (1995)
Gwyneth reluctantly gives head.
Feb 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(57)
Blob, The (1958)
Jelly and I scream!
May 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(44)
Rights And Reactions: Lesbian & Gay Rights On Trial (1988)
The jury's 'out'.
Jun 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(40)
Titanic (1997)
Excess ice spoils cocktails.
Jul 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(39)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Kidman's magical mystery whore.
Jan 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(39)
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Many cocks spoil broth.
Dec 17, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(38)
End Of Days (1999)
I'll Be-elzebub back.
Feb 9, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(38)
Mussolini: The Decline And Fall Of Il Duce (1985)
Ducementary.
Apr 1, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(38)
Animal Reproduction And Artificial Insemination In Bovines (1983)
Cock and bull story.
Apr 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(37)
Confessions Of A Nazi Spy (1939)
Fuhrer eyes only.
Feb 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(36)
Beef, Sheep And Hog Killing (1901)
Baaah'd to T-bone.
Nov 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(36)
March Of The Anal Sadistic Warrior (1998)
Weapons of ass destruction.
Oct 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(36)
Anaesthesia (1938)
Numb and number.
Nov 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(35)
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Tablets tough to swallow.
Aug 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(35)
Cousteau: My First 85 Years (1995)
Docu-manta-ray.
Dec 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(35)
Doctor Who: Thirty Years In The Tardis (1993)
Who's Who's Who.
May 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(35)
Producers, The (2005)
Mein Camp.
Dec 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(35)
Se7en (1995)
SINister Spacey sends F-HEAD-EX.
Jan 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(35)
In A Japanese Tattooing Parlor (1901)
Small pricks in Japan.
Dec 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(34)
Blair Witch Rejects, The (1999)
The Blair Ditched Project.
Sep 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(33)
Mystery Of Edwin Drood, The (1993)
Drood, Where's My Denouement?
Oct 28, 2004
Unscored
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(32)
Cutting Pork (1901)
Silence of the hams.
Nov 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Wrecker's Ball: Three Dances By Paul Taylor, The (1996)
The three little jigs.
Jun 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Hijack forces R2 detour.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(31)
Gay Republicans (2004)
Gay Republicans oppose Bush.
Jan 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(31)
Eagle Has Landed, The (1976)
Rhine-troops keep falling...
Jun 3, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(31)
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Coldfinger.
Dec 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(30)
Women's Club, The (1987)
Only members without members.
Jan 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(30)
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Korma Sutra.
Apr 29, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(29)
Jackie Brown (1997)
DeNiro kills mocking bird.
Feb 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(29)
House Of Wax (2005)
Paris: wax or silicone?
May 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(29)
Lecture On Camouflage, A (1944)
Crouching sniper, hidden dragoon.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Kogda Igrali Bakha (1983)
Bach in the USSR.
Oct 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Moist summer night's dream.
Feb 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Gay For A Day (1976)
Gay tripper.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Straight Story, The (1999)
Flymo to Des Moines.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
Sink The Bismarck! (1960)
Heil and high water!
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(27)
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Moses ready to humble!
Aug 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Yentl (1983)
Torah! Torah! Torah!
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(27)
House Of Wax (2005)
House of whacks.
Mar 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(26)
Mata Hari (1931)
Spy ho loved me.
Dec 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Fit For Jesus (2000)
Jehovah's fitness.
Oct 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(26)
All Quiet On The Western Front (1930)
Hans that do ditches.
Jun 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(25)
Deliverance (1972)
Dentist drilled, redneck killed.
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Downfall (2004)
Final springtime for Hitler.
Dec 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(25)
Monster's Ball (2001)
When Halle let Billy.
Apr 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Vampyros Lesbos (1971)
Muffy the vampire layer.
Feb 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Bread, My Sweet, The (2001)
Loaf me tender.
Dec 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Twisted foot plot twist.
Jul 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Duel (1971)
Big truck, oh fuck!
May 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Ageing Kirk seeks hump.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Forgiving Dr. Mengele (2006)
Physician, heil thy self.
Aug 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Washing Gold On 20 Above Hunker, Klondike (1901)
Shack and ore.
Feb 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Sauron's lighthouse turned off.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Show me the Meanie!
Jan 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Deliverance (1972)
Rear spear, real squeal.
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Erotic Witch Project 2: Book Of Seduction (2000)
Bed, knobs and broomsticks.
Oct 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Boy un-meets girl.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
Jaws (1975)
Lilo and Snatch.
Jun 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Blank Check (1994)
The joy of checks.
Apr 2, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(24)
Boxing Helena (1993)
Truncated trunk in trunk.
Mar 8, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(24)
Deep Throat (1972)
Uvular Belles.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Rebels flee inHothspitable planet.
Nov 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Bengal Famine (1943)
Cry Feed'em!
Jun 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Revolution comes full circle.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Necromania (1971)
Porn of the dead.
Jan 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Super Size Me (2004)
Morgan's organs ham-buggered.
May 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Chocolat (2000)
Binoche employs choc tactics.
Feb 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Hole, The (2001)
Liar in The Hole.
Dec 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(23)
House Of Wax (2005)
Pole impales Paris, again.
Mar 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Angela's Ashes (1999)
The thin bread-line.
Feb 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Uninvited guests ruin wedding.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Mystic Iran: The Unseen World (2002)
Behind the Iran curtain.
Oct 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Turkish Star Wars (1982)
A Galatasaray far away...
May 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Jane: An Abortion Service (1995)
Jane is 'Womb Raider'.
Mar 22, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(22)
Violent Shit (1987)
Merde-r.
Feb 6, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Westworld (1973)
A Fistful of Delos.
Oct 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Withnail & I (1987)
Urban existentialism; urbane exhibitionism.
Aug 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(22)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Liu gets flip-top head.
Apr 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(22)
Sorry, Wrong Number (1948)
A Life Less Ordinal.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Gay Republicans (2004)
Cum-passionate Conservatism.
Jan 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Alien (1979)
Nasty muppet redecorates Nostromo.
Jul 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(22)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Carrie on matrix.
Aug 21, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(22)
Pulling Wool (1901)
Ewe pulled, gotcha coat.
Mar 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(21)
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Stifler bones grand-MILF.
Jul 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(21)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Gollum gets lava shampoo.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(21)
Quills (2000)
Frog's porn.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
Shrek (2001)
Smokin' Myers chases dragon.
Jul 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(21)
Bride Of Frankenstein, The (1935)
Ani-mate.
Feb 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Eagle Airways medivacs hobbits.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(21)
Jackass: The Movie (2002)
Killer stunts. Still kunts!
Sep 8, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(21)
Lord Of The Rings, The (1978)
Bankruptcy halts Frodo's quest.
Aug 16, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(21)
Sound Of Music: From Fact To Phenomenon, The (1994)
The tills are alive!
Oct 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Father and son empty-handed.
Aug 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(21)
Peter's Friends (1992)
Stephen Fry's friends actually.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(20)
Awakenings (1990)
End of daze.
Nov 15, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Hitler's Search For The Holy Grail (1999)
Eine Reich! Eine cup!
Feb 3, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(20)
March Of The Anal Sadistic Warrior (1998)
Lord of the Ring.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Skinning Sheep (1901)
Mutton, mutt-offed.
May 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(20)
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