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Super Size Me (2004)
Absorba The Grease.
Aug 31, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (50)   
Birds, The (1963)
Cheepers By The Dozen.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (48)   
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Das Beat.
Sep 26, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (40)   
Killing Fields, The (1984)
Country goes to Pot.
May 26, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (34)   
Carrie (1976)
Showering Inferno.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (32)   
Corpse Bride (2005)
Cold Mountin.
Apr 24, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (32)   
Man With The Smallest Penis In Existence And The Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him, The (2003)
Itsy bitsy teenie weenie.
Sep 7, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (31)   
Crash (1996)
CARnal knowledge.
May 11, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (27)   
Driller Killer, The (1979)
Bored to death.
Apr 1, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (27)   
Full Monty, The (1997)
Fleshdance!
Jun 23, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (27)   
Animal Farm (1954)
Comrades in (f)arms.
Sep 9, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (26)   
They Saved Hitler's Brain (1968)
Pickled sour kraut.
Aug 11, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (25)   
Orgasm Raygun, The (1998)
Sex Pistol.
Apr 29, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (23)   
Who Is Killing The Great Chefs Of Europe? (1978)
Too many cooks spoiled.
Sep 12, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (22)   
Busty Cops (2003)
Bobbies with boobies.
Dec 27, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (21)   
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
NYC under the weather.
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (20)   
Jurassic Fart (1996)
Blast from the past.
Sep 29, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (20)   
Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The (1999)
French fry makes history.
May 6, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (20)   
Ribald Tales Of Robin Hood, The (1969)
Felonious Monk.
Oct 3, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (20)   
Killer Condom (1996)
Condomed to death.
Sep 19, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (19)   
Story Of Mount Rushmore: America In Stone, The (1994)
Presidents taken for granite.
Feb 22, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (19)   
The Adventures Of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew (1983)
Brew, ha ha.
Nov 30, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (19)   
Amadeus (1984)
Salieri loses composure.
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (18)   
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
De vine retribution.
Apr 1, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (18)   
Believer, The (2001)
Torah! Torah! Torah!
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (18)   
Kissed (1996)
Cold Mountin'.
Oct 22, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (18)   
Night Of The Living Bread (1990)
Dead Bran Walking.
Oct 2, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (18)   
Backwards: The Riddle Of Dyslexia (1984)
?yhW ?yhW ?yhW.
Mar 18, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (17)   
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
2B or 0 2B?
Jun 25, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (17)   
Dear Frankie (2004)
Faux pa.
Oct 3, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (17)   
Guyana Tragedy: The Story Of Jim Jones (1980)
Cyanora!
Jul 8, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (17)   
Pleasantville (1998)
Witherspoon 'paints the town'.
Apr 22, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (16)   
Guyana Tragedy: The Story Of Jim Jones (1980)
A Guy-an-a mass suicide.
Jul 8, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (15)   
Shark Tale (2004)
Codfellas.
Oct 6, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (15)   
Supergirl (1984)
Buns of Steel.
Dec 28, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (15)   
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Garland's best blow job!
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (15)   
Children Of The Corn (1984)
Kiddie corn.
Aug 16, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (14)   
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Dinner is fucking served!
Aug 18, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (14)   
Corpse Bride (2005)
Bride, groom both stiff.
Apr 24, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (14)   
Dead Poets Society (1989)
Poet 'sentenced' to death.
May 17, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (14)   
They Saved Hitler's Brain (1968)
Fuhermaldehyde.
Aug 11, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (14)   
Twister (1996)
Twister blew, actors sucked.
Nov 21, 2003
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (14)   
Calendar Girls (2003)
Calendar full of gags.
Sep 8, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (13)   
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Kubrick's rubes.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (13)   
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Impossible! Carrey dumbs down!
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (13)   
Ganjasaurus Rex (1987)
'Puff The Magic Dragon'.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (13)   
History Of Masturbation, The (2002)
To each his bone.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (13)   
Hunger, The (1983)
Desperately seeping Susan!
Aug 5, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (13)   
Kissed (1996)
Romancing The Stone Cold.
Oct 22, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (13)   
Speed (1994)
Speed??? It's a Bus!
May 4, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (13)   
Titanic (1997)
Deck chairs rearranged.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (13)   
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Americans 1000, Somalis 19.
Jul 15, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (12)   
Breast Men (1997)
C-cups runneth over.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (12)   
Calendar Girls (2003)
Granny center-folds extra creasey.
Jul 13, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (12)   
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Big Apple frost bitten.
Jun 27, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (12)   
Deliverance (1972)
Hillbilly probes dentist's cavity.
Apr 21, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (12)   
Love Bakery (2000)
Love where yeast expected.
Aug 31, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (12)   
Risky Business (1983)
Porsche 911 becomes water-cooled.
Jul 14, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (12)   
Shrek 2 (2004)
Bandaras caught licking himself.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (12)   
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Minor minds mini miners.
May 1, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (12)   
Super Size Me (2004)
Fast food = quick death.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (12)   
Another Demonstration Of The Cliff-Guibert Fire Hose Reel, Showing A Young Girl Coming From An Office, Detaching Hose, Running With It 60 Feet, And Playing A Stream, All Inside Of 30 Seconds (1900)
One reeler.
Mar 3, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (11)   
Capote (2005)
In cold ink.
Jul 1, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (11)   
Cast Away (2000)
Beach bum loses volleyball.
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (11)   
Crash (1996)
CARnal CARnage.
May 26, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (11)   
Dead Poets Society (1989)
Prate, verse, then death.
May 17, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (11)   
Fart: The Movie (1991)
Wind in the Pilliows.
Mar 11, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (11)   
I, Robot (2004)
Asimov's robot classic murdered.
Aug 12, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (11)   
Mosquito Coast, The (1986)
Air conditioned Ford expires.
Sep 25, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (11)   
Others, The (2001)
Kids find mother suffocating.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (11)   
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Unemployed carpenter nailed up.
May 1, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (11)   
Ray (2004)
Ray; black and blue.
Feb 22, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (11)   
Speed (1994)
Bus becomes cruise missile.
Apr 22, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (11)   
Throw Momma From The Train (1987)
Man's inhumanity to mamma.
Sep 4, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (11)   
AntiTrust (2001)
Gates slammed.
Nov 17, 2003
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (10)   
Bill Clinton: Rock & Roll President (1997)
Clinton has Cuban crisis.
Sep 4, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (10)   
Chatterbox (1977)
Loose lips sinks dicks.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (10)   
Chicken Run (2000)
Claymation im-peckably done.
May 16, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (10)   
Deliverance (1972)
Hillbillies bugger up canoeing.
Apr 21, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (10)   
Deliverance (1972)
Dentist endures hillbilly proctology.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (10)   
Mars Attacks! (1996)
Big 'ack' attack.
Jul 13, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (10)   
MASH (1970)
War And Pizza.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (10)   
Most Fertile Man In Ireland, The (2000)
Nick nack, paddy whacked.
Mar 29, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (10)   
Scent Of A Woman (1992)
Blind leading the blamed.
Jul 15, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (10)   
Sister Act (1992)
Showgirl changes her habits.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (10)   
Titanic (1997)
Titanic makes unplanned stop.
Jul 13, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (10)   
Triumph Of The Will (1935)
Bombast before bomb-blast.
Aug 10, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (10)   
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Dumb dick pursues Cox.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (9)   
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Cowboys return mighty 'saddle-sore'.
Feb 1, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Chicken Run (2000)
Plucky chicks fly coop.
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (9)   
Day The Earth Caught Fire, The (1961)
Terra Burn(a).
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
42 day vacation interrupted.
Oct 10, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (9)   
How To Make An American Quilt (1995)
'Patchy' performances all-round.
Jan 14, 2005
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (9)   
Titanic (1997)
1400 deaths, Winslet's breasts.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (9)   
All Dogs Go To Heaven (1989)
Bark of the covenant.
Jul 3, 2007
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
American Beauty (1999)
Voyeur beds perv's daughter.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (8)   
Amputating A Leg (1902)
My last foot.
Apr 4, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Best Ass In The World (2003)
'End' of the world.
Apr 12, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Chubby chick's chick flick.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (8)   
I Love Fat Girls (1991)
Fuck the calories!
Aug 16, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
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