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Reviews by 'Nick'
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with a total of
110
reviews published to date.
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Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Jason hates Destiny's Child.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Blue Velvet (1986)
Rossellini sings about textiles.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Casino (1995)
Slots of violence.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Matrix, The (1999)
Keanu Reeves: Unplugged.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Lost Highway (1997)
Ugly dwarf phones himself.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Alive (1993)
Frozen friends for dinner.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Exposes trigger happy Americans.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Elephant Man, The (1980)
Ugly man makes friends.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Orgazmo (1997)
Mormon needs stunt cock.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Guns, gore, gimp, great.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Rocky (1976)
Rocky climbs stairs, jumps.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Luke unknowingly considers incest.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Straight Story, The (1999)
Pensioner on lawng journey.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Terror Firmer (1999)
Sadistic killer pickles penises.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Zoolander (2001)
Models save Malaysian President.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Billy Madison (1995)
Adam Sandler promotes incontinence.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Big dick equals success.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Braveheart (1995)
Gibson's ass influences others.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Bringing Out The Dead (1999)
Ambulance driver dates junkie.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Bully (2001)
Over-sexed kids kill friend.
Aug 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Cape Fear (1991)
DeNiro no Side-show Bob.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Milk, the rapist's drink.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Ed (1996)
Joey monkeys around.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Fight Club (1999)
Schizo fighter makes soap.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Go (1999)
Drug-induced cat fear.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Gods Must Be Crazy, The (1980)
Bushmen in Coke commercial.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Mr. Deeds (2002)
Buscemi eats strange pizzas.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Cassavetes supports Satanic impregnation.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Schizopolis (1996)
Soderbergh invents new language.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Taxi Driver (1976)
Pimp killing restores self-confidence.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Total Recall (1990)
Hi-tech booger looks painful.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Barbie lends helping hand.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Trees Lounge (1996)
Buscemi drinks, drives van.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992)
Fat Jacques tortures prostitutes.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
War Games (1983)
Video game paralyzes America.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Pretentious space head-fuck.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
28 Days Later (2002)
London deserted, tries Manchester.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Aguirre: The Wrath Of God (1972)
Kinski angry, people die.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Am�lie (2001)
Cute girl becomes vigilante.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Boom-stick saves Ash.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Rugged man loses rug.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bio-Dome (1996)
Pauly Shore saves planet.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blade (1998)
Bloody good vampire rave.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Braindead (1992)
Zombie granny eats dog.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Buffalo Soldiers (2001)
Drug dealing soldiers die.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Carrie (1976)
Mother disgusted at breasts.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dancer In The Dark (2000)
Blind aspiring actress dies.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Daredevil (2003)
Blind superhero canes evil.
Aug 5, 2003
Unscored
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(1)
Dune (1984)
Agent Cooper in space.
Aug 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Eraserhead (1977)
Lynch's weird, beautiful debut.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Drug-fuelled sensory assault.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Fitzcarraldo (1982)
Opera fanatic vs nature.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Friday The 13th (1980)
Angry mother kills teenagers.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Friday The 13th Part 2 (1981)
Mother's head, good ornament.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Friday The 13th Part III (1982)
Jason finds THE mask.
Aug 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Friday The 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)
Jason goes on holiday.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Friday The 13th: A New Beginning (1985)
No Jason, just copycat.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Ginger Snaps (2000)
Sexy werewolf gets busy.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Gleaming The Cube (1989)
Slater out-skates Vietnamese criminals.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Gummo (1997)
Surreal, realist hillbilly masterpiece.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Happiness (1998)
Semen makes good glue.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Heart Of Glass (1976)
Ruby secret destroys village.
Dec 11, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
I'm Not Scared (2003)
Hole-y boy is saved.
Jul 27, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Jackie Brown (1997)
DeNiro wastes wasted Fonda.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday (1993)
People inherit Jason's soul.
Aug 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Julien Donkey-Boy (1999)
Wrestling obsessions and incest
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
Prostitute tries saving drunk.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The (1999)
Hot Milla gets burnt.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Mulholland Drive (2001)
Surreal criticism of Hollywood.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, A (1987)
Freddy Krueger tries puppetry.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Mute Indian can speak.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Persona (1966)
Silent actress infuriates nurse.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Colourful criminals cursing constantly.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Hopkins gives wine advice.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Starship Troopers (1997)
Dutch pervert's fascist propaganda.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Texas Chain Saw Massacre, The (1974)
Petrol shortage causes death.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Wedding Singer, The (1998)
Sad Sandler sings songs.
Dec 11, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (1974)
Pre-hooker Foster impresses.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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American History X (1998)
Rape changes Nazi's views.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Billy Elliot (2000)
Cynical father accepts ballet.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Christine (1983)
Crazy car causes carnage.
Feb 19, 2008
Unscored
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Chuck & Buck (2000)
Immature stalker writes play.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Soldiers fight gambling problem.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
Aliens lose continium transfunctioner.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Erin Brockovich (2000)
Woman finds dirty water.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Even Dwarfs Started Small (1970)
Dwarves revolt, crucifies monkey.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Fifth Element, The (1997)
Diva's death endangers Earth.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Friday The 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)
Jason Finally finishes Jarvis.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Friday The 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)
Telekinetic girl frees Jason.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)
Corey Feldman survives Jason.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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High Fidelity (2000)
Men argue about music.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Hulk (2003)
Green meanie means well.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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It (1990)
Scary balloon-wielding clown.
Feb 19, 2008
Unscored
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Jason X (2001)
Futuristic Jason kicks ass.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Kafka (1991)
Author exposes cruel experiments.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Karate Kid, Part II, The (1986)
Daniel-San kicks ass abroad.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Misery (1990)
Author axed by fan.
Feb 19, 2008
Unscored
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Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Funky monsters lose door.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Omen, The (1976)
Damien, scared of churches.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Pretty Woman (1990)
Blatantly promoting prostitute lifestyle.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
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