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Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
High-sea dead people.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (129)   
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
'The King And Eye'.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (78)   
Blade Runner (1982)
Hannah And Her Resistors.
Jan 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (38)   
Untouchables, The (1987)
Law. Ness. Mobster.
Jul 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (37)   
Cool Runnings (1993)
Icy dread people.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (28)   
Phone Booth (2002)
Sutherland phones in performance.
Sep 12, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (27)   
Stepford Wives, The (2004)
Re-boots made for Walken.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (25)   
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Homer. Simpletons.
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (24)   
Straight Story, The (1999)
Get yer mower runnin'...
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (24)   
People vs Larry Flynt (1996)
Skin. Flynt.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (22)   
Soul Plane (2004)
Niggaz with altitude.
Jul 8, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (22)   
Billy Elliot (2000)
Lad Of The Dance.
Feb 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (21)   
Braveheart (1995)
Kill or be kilt.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (21)   
Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)
American; Idle.
Feb 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (20)   
American Pie (1999)
Got MILF?
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (19)   
Ice Storm, The (1997)
That 70's Snow.
Jun 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (19)   
Spy Who Loved Me, The (1977)
Bach in the USSR.
Mar 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (18)   
Once Upon A Time In Mexico (2003)
Depp-erado.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (17)   
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Non-Remembrance of Flings Past.
Mar 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (16)   
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Stations Of The Gross.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (16)   
Signs (2002)
Signing in the grain.
Apr 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (16)   
True Lies (1994)
Austrian Powers.
Jan 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (16)   
Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)
#1 directs; result = #2.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (15)   
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Blanks for the memories.
Apr 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (14)   
House Of Sand And Fog (2003)
Lien On Me.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (14)   
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Bride settles outstanding Bill.
Jan 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (14)   
Kingdom Of Heaven (2005)
Orlando's magic Kingdom.
May 16, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (14)   
Kingpin (1996)
Bowling for Concubine.
Dec 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (14)   
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Spielberg: Kubrick he A.I.n't.
Nov 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (13)   
Alamo, The (2004)
A Lame-O.
Jun 23, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (13)   
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
School for wiz kids.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (13)   
Rutles, The (1978)
The Fab Faux.
Jan 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (13)   
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Sith happens.
Apr 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (13)   
Talk To Her (2002)
Coma, no period. Sentence.
Jan 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (13)   
Crying Game, The (1992)
Dil... D'OH!
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (12)   
The Incredibles (2004)
"Hol(l)y Hunter, fat-man!"
Nov 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (12)   
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Dunst sings!?! D'oh, Raimi!!!
May 13, 2007
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (11)   
Van Helsing (2004)
Huge wolfman, Hugh Jackman.
Apr 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (11)   
Casuistry: The Art Of Killing A Cat (2004)
Pussy la-Gore.
Aug 12, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (10)   
Children Of The Corn (1984)
Child cornography.
Aug 16, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (10)   
Finding Nemo (2003)
A father's gill-trip.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Potter's in Sirius danger.
Apr 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Beatrix NOT for kids!
May 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Mona Lisa Smile (2003)
Dead Poet's Sorority.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Absence of Chalice.
Aug 11, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Shakespeare Behind Bars (2005)
Cellblock 2B? Not 2B!
Feb 12, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (10)   
Boxing Cats (Prof. Welton's), The (1894)
Muhammed Alley cat.
Jan 25, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (9)   
Burger & The King: The Life & Cuisine Of Elvis Presley, The (1996)
Suspicious Fries.
Aug 12, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (9)   
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Burton: 'Cut!' Depp complies.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Game, The (1997)
Douglas crashes party - literally
Dec 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Mighty Ducks, The (1992)
Fowl play.
Dec 22, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (9)   
Perfect Catch, The (2005)
High Infield-elity.
Apr 9, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Pi (1998)
Conspiracy theorem.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Sideways (2004)
Drink merlot? Hell no!
Jan 31, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
A piece of Shat.
Mar 20, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Luke Wilson's disarming cameo.
Jul 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Signs (2002)
Suggestion: Invade DRY planets.
Nov 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Story Of Menstruation, The (1946)
Twenty-eight days later...
Apr 27, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (8)   
Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby (2006)
Europe asks, 'What's NASCAR?'.
Aug 15, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (8)   
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Terminator re-booted as hero.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Two Brothers (2004)
Tigers. Woods. Sub-par.
Jul 13, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (8)   
Wayne's World 2 (1993)
An excellent sequel- NOT!
Jan 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (8)   
A Day Without A Mexican (2004)
*Sans* Diego, Jose, Juan...
Jun 7, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (7)   
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
2B/not 2B.
Jul 3, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (7)   
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
Gym dandies.
Sep 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Hollywoodland (2006)
Changing Lanes (Lois/Diane).
Sep 2, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (7)   
I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With (2006)
Meet my Cheddar half.
Aug 4, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (7)   
Lost In Translation (2003)
Americans dis-Oriented in Tokyo.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Matchstick Men (2003)
Father, daughter grift apart.
Nov 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Blind messiah saves Zi-yawn.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Shallow Hal (2001)
Beer goggles sans beer.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Emperor's kicks? Plan 66.
May 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (7)   
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)
1 was 2 many.
May 15, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (6)   
28 Days Later (2002)
Virus creates soccer hooligans.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Barbershop 2: Back In Business (2004)
Hair deux.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Batman And Robin (1997)
Dynamic Doo-Doo.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Batman Begins (2005)
This Scarecrow has brains.
Jun 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Assassin has amne-CIA.
Aug 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Capote (2005)
The true Truman Show.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Casablanca (1942)
Slut visits gin joint.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Clerks. (1994)
Dante's in 'fer no-show.
Jan 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (6)   
From Hell (2001)
Holm-icidal maniac, Depp-raved inspector.
Jan 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Full Monty, The (1997)
Steelworkers' desperation laid bare.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Grease (1978)
Actors Sha-na-not really teenagers.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Hard Day's Night, A (1964)
Four play; girls orgasmic.
Dec 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Man With The Golden Gun, The (1974)
Triple nipple vs. 007.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Trinity's love is blind.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Mighty Wind, A (2003)
Folk'in' hilarious.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Play Kevorkian for Me.
May 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Porn Star: The Legend Of Ron Jeremy (2001)
Cockumentary.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Blonde has morbid fun.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (6)   
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Nicks nixes Principal's principles.
Nov 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)
Doggy doo-deux.
Mar 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Sin City (2005)
Wood has no limbs.
Apr 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (6)   
American Dreamz (2006)
Willem da faux Cheney.
Apr 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Belleville Rendez-Vous (2003)
Le Toon de France.
Dec 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Jes Do It.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Casino Royale (2006)
Craig: 007 number 006.
May 29, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
The Liam King.
Dec 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Crazies, The (1973)
Romero, '28 Years Earlier'.
May 21, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (5)   
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