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Little Old Lady from Dubuque (2001)
Four words, never backwards.
Reviews by 'Chris C'
Current status of
Movie deity
with a total of
2031
reviews published to date.
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Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Chimp-pansies.
Feb 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(41)
AristoCats, The (1970)
Pussies galore.
Feb 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(40)
Blade Runner (1982)
Rutgers finest Hauer.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(39)
Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Diesel vehicle lacks performance.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(37)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Oklahomo!
Feb 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(36)
Perfume: The Story Of A Murderer (2006)
Sniff movie?
Jan 19, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(36)
Enemy Of The State (1998)
Good Will, Hunted.
Mar 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(34)
Fuck (2005)
Four-letter word, reviewed.
Mar 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(33)
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Multi-Pythons, flying circuits.
Aug 14, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(33)
Troy (2004)
Horse, Brad, both wooden.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(33)
Cook The Thief His Wife & Her Lover, The (1989)
Ladle To The Grave?
Mar 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(32)
Dumbo (1941)
Elephant gets ear-borne.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(32)
Boadicea (1928)
Iceni, dead people.
Jul 1, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(31)
From Russia With Love (1963)
Sean shags shoviet shpy.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(31)
Pirates Of Penzance, The (1983)
Piracy, high C's.
May 27, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(31)
Troy (2004)
Life of Priam.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(31)
Great Escape, The (1963)
POWs have tunnel vision.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(29)
Avatar (2009)
See worlds, join Na'vi.
Oct 26, 2009
Scored 6/5
Vote
(28)
Pearl Harbor (2001)
Razing 'Arizona'.
Apr 2, 2007
Scored 0/5
Vote
(28)
John And Yoko: The Bed-In (1969)
I see bed, Beatle.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Clash Of The Titans (1981)
Zeus is Titan's pa.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(26)
J.R.R.T: A Film Portrait Of J.R.R. Tolkien (1996)
Hobbituary.
May 11, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Nanny = Tranny.
Feb 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Private Life Of Henry VIII, The (1933)
Six weddings, three funerals.
Apr 28, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Erotic Rites Of Frankenstein, The (1972)
Frankenstein given head.
Apr 6, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Legend Of Bagger Vance, The (2000)
Caddy-black.
Apr 20, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Of Muppets And Men: The Making Of 'The Muppet Show' (1981)
Henson shows his hand.
Jul 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(25)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
New Jean's for mutants.
Mar 1, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Oh! What A Lovely War (1969)
Somme and dance movie.
May 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Robocop (1987)
I-plod.
May 27, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Tracking Down Maggie: The Unofficial Biography Of Margaret Thatcher (1994)
Greatest Tory ever sold.
Mar 29, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Alien (1979)
Chest explodes. That Hurt.
Mar 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
4lien.
Mar 3, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Cocktail (1988)
Cruise shaky, not stirring.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(23)
Fuck (2005)
Four letters filmed, reviewed.
Apr 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Hunt For Red October, The (1990)
Sean shteals shubmarine.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The (1999)
Bird on a pyre.
Apr 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Predator (1987)
Arnie terminates illegal alien.
Mar 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
When Hairy met Solo.
Apr 29, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
J.R.R.T: A Film Portrait Of J.R.R. Tolkien (1996)
Tolkien 'bout his generation.
Apr 27, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Osama bin Laughin'.
Mar 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Parrot Sketch Not Included: Twenty Years Of Monty Python (1989)
Parrot: Time banned it.
Mar 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Top Gun (1986)
Frequent flier gets girl.
May 21, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Downfall (2004)
Hitler's gone for Eva.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(21)
Queen Of The Damned, The (2002)
This Is Vampiral Crap.
Jul 27, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(21)
Spies Like Us (1985)
Mission Imbecile.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(21)
28 Days Later (2002)
Dead Mancs walking.
Aug 24, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Blow (2001)
Depp's career high.
Apr 4, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Desperately Seeking Susan (1985)
Desperately needing acting lessons.
Mar 28, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(20)
Field Of Dreams (1989)
Costner: life's a pitch.
Apr 27, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Fish Called Wanda, A (1988)
K-K-Kevin K-K-Kline c-c-causes c-c-chaos.
Jul 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
'Hoosier' daddy.
Aug 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Indy J in Indi-a.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Simpsons Movie, The (2007)
D'oh, a beer...
May 6, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(20)
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Air-nocondas.
Apr 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Corpse Bride (2005)
'..for better, for hearse'.
Mar 31, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Great Houdini, The (1976)
The Great Escaper.
Mar 13, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Greatest Story Ever Told, The (1965)
Faithbook.
Mar 6, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(19)
How To Kiss (1989)
Tell and kiss.
Jun 8, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(19)
K-PAX (2001)
Spacey oddity.
Mar 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
Johnny Depp catches crabs.
Jun 15, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(19)
Ali (2001)
Knockout performance from Smith.
Mar 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
American Gigolo (1980)
Pretty ho'man.
May 31, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Calendar Girls (2003)
WI strip? Why not.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Charlie's Angels (2000)
'Mission Impossible', with chicks.
Feb 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
Chicken Run (2000)
Mel Gibson plays chicken.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Bride of living: dead.
Apr 4, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Cry Freedom (1987)
Banned, on the run.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
Darwin Awards, The (2006)
Devolution.
Mar 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Pollock (2000)
Art? Load of Pollocks.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
Robin Hood (1973)
Robin Hood. Fox, about.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Bruce Willisn't.
Jul 9, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Spice World (1997)
Spicey pop-tarts.
Mar 6, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(18)
Wallace And Gromit In A Close Shave (1995)
Shear brilliance.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
Avatar (2009)
Na'vi, blue.
Dec 7, 2009
Scored 6/5
Vote
(17)
Demonstrating The Action Of An Altman-taylor Threshing Machine (1902)
...in black and wheat.
Nov 12, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Grandpa's Marijuana Handbook: The Movie (1999)
Old man's joint problems.
Apr 10, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Hannibal (2001)
Ray Liotta's no-brainer.
Jan 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Hard Rock Zombies (1984)
Death Metal.
Nov 3, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Jarhead (2005)
Full Metal Jake-t.
Mar 4, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Last Tango In Paris (1972)
Schneider's no lard-arse.
Mar 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(17)
Licence To Kill (1989)
Illegally, Bond.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(17)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Thpeech impedimenths cweate mewwiment.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(17)
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Allah'f a minute.
Mar 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Mission: Impossible 2 (2000)
Cruise around Sydney harbour.
Apr 30, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Pig That Would Not Stay At Home, The (1912)
Pig. Out.
Feb 12, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Spice World (1997)
Plot lost in Spice.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(17)
Tarzan (1999)
Aaa-a-a-aaa-a-a-a-a-a-aaaa-a-a-a-animation.
Jun 10, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Bestiality (1976)
Go down, Boy!
Jun 25, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Shades, cars, music, mayhem.
May 21, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Cattle Driven To Slaughter (1897)
Friesian to death.
Dec 9, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Meat. Balls.
Jun 18, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Digital Penis (2000)
Wii willy.
Feb 6, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Henry VIII And His Six Wives (1972)
1st-6th Wives Club.
Jan 24, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Long Jeanne Silver (1977)
Perverts of the Caribbean.
Oct 28, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Difficult journey? It's Mordor!
Feb 17, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The (1999)
Stakes high for Joan.
Mar 29, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Tart finds rich Dick.
Jul 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(16)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
The strife of Ryan.
Mar 11, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(16)
Simpsons Movie, The (2007)
Homer's D'oh-dyssey.
May 6, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
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