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Reviews by 'Chris C'
Current status of Movie deity with a total of 2030 reviews published to date.
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Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Chimp-pansies.
Feb 26, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (41)   
AristoCats, The (1970)
Pussies galore.
Feb 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (40)   
Blade Runner (1982)
Rutgers finest Hauer.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (39)   
Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Diesel vehicle lacks performance.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (37)   
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Oklahomo!
Feb 16, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (36)   
Perfume: The Story Of A Murderer (2006)
Sniff movie?
Jan 19, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (36)   
Enemy Of The State (1998)
Good Will, Hunted.
Mar 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (34)   
Fuck (2005)
Four-letter word, reviewed.
Mar 24, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (33)   
Troy (2004)
Horse, Brad, both wooden.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (33)   
Cook The Thief His Wife & Her Lover, The (1989)
Ladle To The Grave?
Mar 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (32)   
Dumbo (1941)
Elephant gets ear-borne.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (32)   
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Multi-Pythons, flying circuits.
Aug 14, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (32)   
Boadicea (1928)
Iceni, dead people.
Jul 1, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (31)   
From Russia With Love (1963)
Sean shags shoviet shpy.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Pirates Of Penzance, The (1983)
Piracy, high C's.
May 27, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (31)   
Troy (2004)
Life of Priam.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Great Escape, The (1963)
POWs have tunnel vision.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (29)   
Avatar (2009)
See worlds, join Na'vi.
Oct 26, 2009
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (28)   
Pearl Harbor (2001)
Razing 'Arizona'.
Apr 2, 2007
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (28)   
John And Yoko: The Bed-In (1969)
I see bed, Beatle.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (27)   
Clash Of The Titans (1981)
Zeus is Titan's pa.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (26)   
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Nanny = Tranny.
Feb 24, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (26)   
Erotic Rites Of Frankenstein, The (1972)
Frankenstein given head.
Apr 6, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (25)   
J.R.R.T: A Film Portrait Of J.R.R. Tolkien (1996)
Hobbituary.
May 11, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (25)   
Legend Of Bagger Vance, The (2000)
Caddy-black.
Apr 20, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (25)   
Of Muppets And Men: The Making Of 'The Muppet Show' (1981)
Henson shows his hand.
Jul 28, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (25)   
Private Life Of Henry VIII, The (1933)
Six weddings, three funerals.
Apr 28, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (25)   
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
New Jean's for mutants.
Mar 1, 2007
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (25)   
Oh! What A Lovely War (1969)
Somme and dance movie.
May 17, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (24)   
Tracking Down Maggie: The Unofficial Biography Of Margaret Thatcher (1994)
Greatest Tory ever sold.
Mar 29, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (24)   
Alien (1979)
Chest explodes. That Hurt.
Mar 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (23)   
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
4lien.
Mar 3, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (23)   
Cocktail (1988)
Cruise shaky, not stirring.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (23)   
Fuck (2005)
Four letters filmed, reviewed.
Apr 23, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (23)   
Hunt For Red October, The (1990)
Sean shteals shubmarine.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (23)   
Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The (1999)
Bird on a pyre.
Apr 17, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (23)   
Predator (1987)
Arnie terminates illegal alien.
Mar 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (23)   
Robocop (1987)
I-plod.
May 27, 2007
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (23)   
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Osama bin Laughin'.
Mar 6, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (22)   
Parrot Sketch Not Included: Twenty Years Of Monty Python (1989)
Parrot: Time banned it.
Mar 29, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (22)   
Top Gun (1986)
Frequent flier gets girl.
May 21, 2002
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (22)   
J.R.R.T: A Film Portrait Of J.R.R. Tolkien (1996)
Tolkien 'bout his generation.
Apr 27, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (21)   
Queen Of The Damned, The (2002)
This Is Vampiral Crap.
Jul 27, 2004
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (21)   
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
When Hairy met Solo.
Apr 29, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (21)   
28 Days Later (2002)
Dead Mancs walking.
Aug 24, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (20)   
Blow (2001)
Depp's career high.
Apr 4, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (20)   
Field Of Dreams (1989)
Costner: life's a pitch.
Apr 27, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (20)   
Fish Called Wanda, A (1988)
K-K-Kevin K-K-Kline c-c-causes c-c-chaos.
Jul 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (20)   
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
'Hoosier' daddy.
Aug 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (20)   
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Indy J in Indi-a.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (20)   
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Air-nocondas.
Apr 24, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (20)   
Spies Like Us (1985)
Mission Imbecile.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (20)   
Corpse Bride (2005)
'..for better, for hearse'.
Mar 31, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (19)   
Desperately Seeking Susan (1985)
Desperately needing acting lessons.
Mar 28, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (19)   
Downfall (2004)
Hitler's gone for Eva.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (19)   
Greatest Story Ever Told, The (1965)
Faithbook.
Mar 6, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (19)   
How To Kiss (1989)
Tell and kiss.
Jun 8, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (19)   
K-PAX (2001)
Spacey oddity.
Mar 29, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (19)   
Simpsons Movie, The (2007)
D'oh, a beer...
May 6, 2007
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (19)   
Ali (2001)
Knockout performance from Smith.
Mar 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (18)   
American Gigolo (1980)
Pretty ho'man.
May 31, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (18)   
Calendar Girls (2003)
WI strip? Why not.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (18)   
Charlie's Angels (2000)
'Mission Impossible', with chicks.
Feb 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (18)   
Cry Freedom (1987)
Banned, on the run.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (18)   
Darwin Awards, The (2006)
Devolution.
Mar 12, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (18)   
Great Houdini, The (1976)
The Great Escaper.
Mar 13, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (18)   
Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
Johnny Depp catches crabs.
Jun 15, 2007
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (18)   
Pollock (2000)
Art? Load of Pollocks.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (18)   
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Bruce Willisn't.
Jul 9, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (18)   
Chicken Run (2000)
Mel Gibson plays chicken.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (17)   
Corpse Bride (2005)
Bride of living: dead.
Apr 4, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (17)   
Demonstrating The Action Of An Altman-taylor Threshing Machine (1902)
...in black and wheat.
Nov 12, 2009
Unscored
 
  Vote (17)   
Grandpa's Marijuana Handbook: The Movie (1999)
Old man's joint problems.
Apr 10, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (17)   
Hannibal (2001)
Ray Liotta's no-brainer.
Jan 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (17)   
Hard Rock Zombies (1984)
Death Metal.
Nov 3, 2009
Unscored
 
  Vote (17)   
Jarhead (2005)
Full Metal Jake-t.
Mar 4, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (17)   
Last Tango In Paris (1972)
Schneider's no lard-arse.
Mar 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (17)   
Licence To Kill (1989)
Illegally, Bond.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (17)   
Life Of Brian (1979)
Thpeech impedimenths cweate mewwiment.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (17)   
Mission: Impossible 2 (2000)
Cruise around Sydney harbour.
Apr 30, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (17)   
Pig That Would Not Stay At Home, The (1912)
Pig. Out.
Feb 12, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (17)   
Robin Hood (1973)
Robin Hood. Fox, about.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (17)   
Spice World (1997)
Plot lost in Spice.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (17)   
Spice World (1997)
Spicey pop-tarts.
Mar 6, 2007
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (17)   
Tarzan (1999)
Aaa-a-a-aaa-a-a-a-a-a-aaaa-a-a-a-animation.
Jun 10, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (17)   
Wallace And Gromit In A Close Shave (1995)
Shear brilliance.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (17)   
Avatar (2009)
Na'vi, blue.
Dec 7, 2009
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (16)   
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Shades, cars, music, mayhem.
May 21, 2002
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (16)   
Cattle Driven To Slaughter (1897)
Friesian to death.
Dec 9, 2009
Unscored
 
  Vote (16)   
Digital Penis (2000)
Wii willy.
Feb 6, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (16)   
Henry VIII And His Six Wives (1972)
1st-6th Wives Club.
Jan 24, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (16)   
Long Jeanne Silver (1977)
Perverts of the Caribbean.
Oct 28, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (16)   
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Allah'f a minute.
Mar 6, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (16)   
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Difficult journey? It's Mordor!
Feb 17, 2007
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (16)   
Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The (1999)
Stakes high for Joan.
Mar 29, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (16)   
Pretty Woman (1990)
Tart finds rich Dick.
Jul 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (16)   
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
The strife of Ryan.
Mar 11, 2007
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (16)   
12 Angry Men (1957)
Fonda lacks conviction.
Feb 27, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (15)   
Babe Ruth Story, The (1948)
An inconvenient Ruth.
Dec 8, 2009
Unscored
 
  Vote (15)   
Basic Electricity, As Applied To Electronic Control Systems (1943)
Ohm, sweet ohm.
Feb 16, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (15)   
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