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Reviews by 'MelissaS'
Current status of Movie deity with a total of 3254 reviews published to date.
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Depp buckles his swash.
Jul 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (27)   
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Drumming's dangerous, man.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (27)   
Crash (1996)
Bangs cause more banging.
Apr 25, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (26)   
Identity (2003)
Motel guests check out.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (20)   
Innerspace (1987)
Quaid makes Short trip.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (19)   
While You Were Sleeping (1995)
Pullman romances brother's stalker.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (19)   
Pearl Harbor (2001)
Longer than the attack!
Jul 2, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (15)   
Dogma (1999)
God's a speechless woman!?
Aug 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (13)   
Cinderella (1950)
Lost footwear reunites couple.
Nov 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (12)   
Nine 1/2 Weeks (1986)
Mickey gets Rourkes off.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (11)   
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin finds black slimming.
Jul 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (11)   
Blob, The (1988)
Jelly rolls through town.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Cruel Intentions (1999)
Ryan loves Reece's pieces.
Dec 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Jurassic Park (1993)
When park attractions attack.
Jul 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (10)   
People vs Larry Flynt (1996)
Printing porn causes paralysis!
Sep 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Shrek 2 (2004)
In-laws never Far Away.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Bad Influence (1990)
Spader hits Lowe point.
Apr 25, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Tootsie (1982)
Over-actor becomes over-actress.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Beaches (1988)
Bette sings, Barbara suffers.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Finding Forrester (2000)
Educating Jamal.
Apr 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Striptease (1996)
Demi strips for daughter.
Feb 11, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Unfaithful (2002)
Gere, Martinez. Tough choice!
Jun 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Mission, The (1986)
Natives follow missionary position.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Net, The (1995)
Holidaying Bullock loses identity.
Dec 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Coloured robbers die badly.
Jul 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Khan can't and doesn't.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (7)   
X-Men (2000)
Misfits form freak clique.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (7)   
American President, The (1995)
Presidential romance without Starr.
Jun 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Black Hole, The (1979)
Perkins plays sane character!
Sep 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Gallipoli (1981)
Mel runs, Aussies die.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Scarlett loses men, often.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Good, The Bad And The Ugly, The (1966)
Ugly at rope's end.
Dec 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Haunting, The (1999)
House harasses sleep-deprived.
Dec 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Last Seduction, The (1994)
Woman seduces, screws men.
Oct 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Neo not only One!
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Mulan (1998)
Cross-dresser saves China.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Others, The (2001)
Kidman is dead people!
Jul 18, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Psycho (1960)
Mother issues Bate Norman.
Aug 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Sliver (1993)
Berenger, Baldwin drop Stone.
Jan 18, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Luke meets, kills Dad.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Strange Days (1995)
Fiennes finds reality bites.
Nov 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Sunset Boulevard (1950)
Diva kills toy-boy screenwriter.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Time Bandits (1981)
Munchkins have Excellent Adventure.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Truth About Cats & Dogs, The (1996)
Photographer dumber than model.
Jul 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Backdraft (1991)
Smart arse-nist creates work.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Ben-Hur (1959)
Biblical car chase.
Jul 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Beneath The Valley Of The Ultra-Vixens (1979)
Small town gets laid.
Aug 28, 2003
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Bug's Life, A (1998)
Leary as ladybug? Hysterical!
Aug 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Calamity Jane (1953)
Calamity drives Bill Wild.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Centre Stage (2000)
Ballerinas compete for positions.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Chaplin (1992)
Downey plays right Charlie.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Clerks. (1994)
Guys talk, do nothing.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Violence bad, brainwashing worse.
Jul 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Cry In The Dark, A (1988)
Bad accent killed baby!
May 21, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Family adopt hidden freak.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Enemy At The Gates (2001)
Harris versus Law.
Jul 1, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Evil Dead II (1987)
Ash gets cabin fever.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Jumpin' Jack Flash (1986)
Whoopi helps computer penpal.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Love Actually (2003)
Good-looking Brits Christmas intermingling.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Novocaine (2001)
Patient causes dentist pain.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Robocop (1987)
Spare parts regenerate copper.
Aug 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Talk Radio (1988)
Bogosian talks a lot.
Jul 1, 2003
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Trainspotting (1996)
Scottish losers' drug problems.
Aug 28, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Volcano (1997)
LA spews more crap!
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
XXx (2002)
Extreme sportsman tries spying.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
'Burbs, The (1989)
Tom makes bad neighbour.
Aug 11, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (4)   
American Splendor (2003)
Real, fake cartoonist mope.
Apr 25, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Baby's Day Out (1994)
Bouncing baby bounces baddies.
Mar 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Barb Wire (1996)
Steel Harbor, plastic breasts.
Sep 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (4)   
BASEketball (1998)
Comedians create hybrid sport.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Depp's Wilder Willy remake.
Dec 24, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Idiots outdumb each other.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
Irons seeks Birch's rod.
Aug 12, 2003
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Empire Records (1995)
Little shop beats Musictown.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (4)   
English Patient, The (1996)
Affair ends badly.
Jul 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Kidman screws, Cruise pervs.
Jul 27, 2003
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Willis saves prized Jovovich.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Fisher King, The (1991)
Shock jock helps hobo.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Hours, The (2002)
Women linked by book.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (4)   
King Of Comedy, The (1982)
'The Fan' of comedians.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Little Women (1994)
Winona Bales on Christian.
Sep 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Midsummer Night's Dream, A (1999)
Kline rules forest, lovers.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Mr. Death: The Rise And Fall Of Fred A. Leuchter, Jr. (1999)
Excutioner makes shocking denials.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (4)   
My Own Private Idaho (1991)
Rebellious Reeves ruins River.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Theory Of Flight, The (1998)
Branagh makes Helena fly.
Mar 28, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Turner & Hooch (1989)
Big sloppy dog, Tom.
Aug 11, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Dudes put on concert.
Aug 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
White Squall (1996)
Beleagured boat boys bond.
Sep 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Tarty Jessica protects hubby.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (4)   
All The King's Men (1949)
Long story becomes Stark.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Christine (1983)
Nerd possesses possessed car.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (3)   
City Heat (1984)
Eastwood protects dick Reynolds.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Crimson Tide (1995)
Denzel avoids premature detonation.
Jul 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Dead Man (1995)
Bounty hunters chase Depp.
Sep 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Fish That Saved Pittsburgh, The (1979)
Piscean players perform perfectly.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Girl 6 (1996)
Actress as sex toy.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Hamburger Hill (1987)
Newbies attack hill pointlessly.
May 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Head Of State (2003)
Brothers run for office.
Oct 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Hellraiser: Deader (2005)
Pinheaded journo meets Pinhead.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Home Alone (1990)
Deserted brat foils thieves.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (3)   
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