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Amadeus (1984)
Salieri can't compose himself.
May 3, 2004
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (39)   
Chicken Run (2000)
Gibson; what chicks want.
Jul 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (36)   
Apollo 13 (1995)
Hanks brings home Bacon.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (27)   
Jaws (1975)
Amity-gill horror.
Jan 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (27)   
Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)
Sly's Mumble in Jungle.
May 30, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (26)   
Chatterbox (1977)
Snatch of conversation.
Oct 20, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (23)   
El Cid (1961)
Heston; Cid vicious.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (23)   
People vs Larry Flynt (1996)
Love loves Woody's woody.
Jun 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (23)   
Desperado (1995)
Carries weapons, in case.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (22)   
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Kylie as actual size.
Jul 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (21)   
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Gospel according to Mel.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (21)   
Execution Of Mary Stuart, The (1895)
Mary becomes Stuart little.
Nov 22, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (19)   
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
Road movie without car.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (18)   
Ice Age (2002)
Returning baby, mammoth task.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (18)   
Jurassic Park (1993)
Dinosaurs: one; Humans: Neill.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (18)   
Life Of Brian (1979)
Bright side of crucifixion.
Jul 24, 2003
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (18)   
Troy (2004)
The Iliad For Dummies.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (18)   
Superman III (1983)
Reeves, Pryor to accident.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (17)   
American Gigolo (1980)
Lauren fondles Gere stick.
Nov 18, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (16)   
Ghost (1990)
Demi, Swayze make Whoopi.
Jul 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (16)   
Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Close but no banana.
Jun 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (16)   
Anaconda (1997)
Snake misses JLo, bummer.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (15)   
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Godzilla puts foot down.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (15)   
Debbie Does Dallas (1978)
Debbie takes all cummers.
Jul 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (15)   
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin becomes space in-Vader.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (15)   
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Saruman meets his ent.
Feb 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (14)   
Judgment At Nuremberg (1961)
Yanks trial sour Krauts.
Jun 26, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (13)   
Rear Window (1954)
Stewart; look who's gawking.
Sep 11, 2004
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (13)   
Shine (1996)
Rush joins A-Lizst.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (13)   
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Fat lady sings, burns.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (13)   
Witness (1985)
Script is A-mish mash.
May 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (13)   
8 Mile (2002)
Eminem; 'That's a rap!'.
Oct 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (12)   
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Weaving wouldn't, Wood would.
Jun 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (12)   
Me And Him (1988)
Meat 'n' greet.
Oct 27, 2004
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (12)   
Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)
Vision translated; badly, Orwell?
Feb 19, 2004
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (12)   
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Travolta dies shitting down.
Jun 21, 2003
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (12)   
Ring 2 (1999)
Video kills Hideo star.
Sep 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (12)   
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Trapp trap clap-trap.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (12)   
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Luke has a Sith-ter.
Nov 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (12)   
Stripes (1981)
US passes GI Bill.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (12)   
8 Mile (2002)
Eminem h8es yuppies.
Oct 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (11)   
Benji (1974)
Benj gives kids hope.
May 30, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (11)   
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Locals Ridley-ed with bullets.
Aug 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (11)   
Chicken Run (2000)
Chickens hatch egg-scape plot.
Feb 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (11)   
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Freewheeling Ferris fucks Ferrari.
Jun 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (11)   
Little Vampire, The (2000)
Kid drives me batty.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (11)   
Broken Arrow (1996)
Stealing nukes; very un-Christian.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)
Bond's first car.
Aug 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Core, The (2003)
Hopefully no en-Core.
Dec 24, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Boromir acts as pincushion.
Mar 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Gollum gets fired.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Starsky & Hutch (2004)
Cocaine-coffee: Ben appetite!
Oct 4, 2004
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Wild Wild West (1999)
Wild Wild Worst.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Bedazzled (2000)
Devil in red dress.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Boogie Nights (1997)
Mark's prosthetic fifth limb.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Braveheart (1995)
Gibson; What Warriors Want.
Feb 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Me And Him (1988)
Dick-wit.
Oct 20, 2004
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Kidman; "Laaa...*cough, splutter*..."
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Nazis get n-Arky.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Shrek (2001)
Murphy's ass well cast.
Jun 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Spy Hard (1996)
Agent Drebin; PUH-LEASE squad.
Nov 2, 2004
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Ants in Yoda's pants.
Feb 19, 2004
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Target... Earth? (1980)
Sagan looks up Uranus.
Oct 2, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (9)   
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Egyptian soldiers sea Red.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Bambi gets underfoot.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Breakfast club includes lunch.
Oct 2, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (8)   
Bridges Of Madison County, The (1995)
Streep plays with Clint.
Jul 7, 2003
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Chronicles Of Riddick, The (2004)
Diesel's acting becoming arth-Riddick.
Aug 1, 2004
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Ghosts Of Mars (2001)
Carpenter Mars his reputation.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (8)   
How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days (2003)
Matt swims up Hudson.
Apr 25, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Lord Of The Flies (1963)
THIS little Piggy dies.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Me And Him (1988)
Free (speech) Willy.
Oct 20, 2004
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Men In Black (1997)
Elvis, alien? Knew that...
Feb 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Dead doctor keeps practising.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Spider-Man (2002)
Dunst hot for dunce.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin's hot new body.
Nov 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin becomes lava lamp.
Nov 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Terminal, The (2004)
Hanks stranded again.
Sep 12, 2004
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Tintin And The Temple Of The Sun (1969)
Snowy in the Andes.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (8)   
Tremors (1990)
Giant slugs cook Bacon.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Twister (1996)
Tornado attempts kill Bill.
May 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Village, The (2004)
Villagers are plain yellow.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Wreck Of The Battleship 'Maine' (1898)
Cubans miss Maine event.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Agony And The Ecstasy, The (1965)
Heston's brush with fame.
Mar 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Carrie (1976)
Sissy's a bloody telekinetic.
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Chronicles Of Riddick, The (2004)
Another Riddick-ulous Diesel vehicle.
Aug 1, 2004
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Collateral (2004)
'Taxi' with shorter actor.
Oct 14, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex (1972)
Wilder wants sheep ba-a-a-a-ad.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Bruce protects Orange Agent.
Jul 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Forrest Gump (1994)
Gump humps frump.
Jul 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Forrest Gump (1994)
Gump's Lieutenant is stumped.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Frequency (2000)
Dad saved from hertz.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Men In Black II (2002)
American mail system explained.
Feb 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Spaz Baz's razzamatazz.
Jul 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Nightmare On Elm Street, A (1984)
Depp chased by Scissorhands!
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Starman (1984)
Allen fallen for alien.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Proves women can't drive.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Zoolander (2001)
Stiller; model of indecorum.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (7)   
American Beauty (1999)
Blown bag explains life.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (6)   
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