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Reviews by 'Boney'
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with a total of
31
reviews published to date.
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Enter The Dragon (1973)
Bruce fights without fighting.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Confectionary-based child abuse musical.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Adaptation. (2002)
Rules of screenwriting rewritten.
Apr 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Rules Of Attraction, The (2002)
Sex, drugs. Repeat ad-nauseum.
Apr 3, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Sadly unintentional comedy masterpiece.
Apr 11, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
Irons skint? Only explanation.
Apr 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
From Hell (2001)
Mockney accents provoke terror.
Apr 3, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Manhattan (1979)
Woody dates teenage girl...
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Predator (1987)
Excess testosterone attracts alien.
Apr 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Broadway Danny Rose (1984)
Mafioso manhandle Broadway mook.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Chuck & Buck (2000)
Weirdo stalks childhood friend.
Apr 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Rabbit exposes Swayze's pederast.
Apr 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Evil Dead II (1987)
Zombie limb raises hell.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Fight Club (1999)
Schizo-anarchist avenges Meatloaf's death.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Go (1999)
'Rave scene' badly dramatised.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
Bullet-ridden romantic comedy.
Apr 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Man With Two Brains, The (1983)
Mix and match lovin'.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Mulholland Drive (2001)
Dying starlet re-imagines life.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
Deeply unfunny stereotype reinforcement.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
American Pie (1999)
Yank's embarrasing pastry wank.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Batman And Robin (1997)
Rubber nipples a highlight.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Being John Malkovich (1999)
Puppeteer pulls Malkovich's strings.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Braindead (1992)
Lawnmower defeats randy zombies.
Apr 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Bullets Over Broadway (1994)
Mobster outpens Cusack's hack.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Kindergarten Cop (1990)
Arnie brutally de-humanises pre-schoolers.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Natural Born Killers (1994)
Slaphead, slapper kill indiscriminately.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Predator 2 (1990)
Street knowledge confounds creature.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Signs (2002)
Aliens, God, redemption. Yawn.
Apr 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Snatch (2000)
Drunk gypsies avenge caravan.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Arnie battles slippery customer.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Terminator, The (1984)
Arnie's convicingly robotic breakthrough.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
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