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Reviews by 'hiplingo'
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with a total of
205
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Sex: The Annabel Chong Story (1999)
Chong's long dong-a-thon.
May 10, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(11)
Twins (1988)
Mr Freeze vs Penguin.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(9)
Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
Sweaty Pacino blows job.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Fight Club (1999)
Adult 'Drop Dead Fred'.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
Aykroyd gets TV dinner.
Jan 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Soul Man (1986)
Michael Jackson in reverse.
Mar 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Hugh Hefner sends reinforcements.
Jan 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Bean's arrow death: 180!
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Punch-Drunk Love (2002)
'Waterboy' for 'Magnolia' fans.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Run Lola Run (1998)
Pseudo Europunk exhaustion triptych.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
'Muppets In Space' prequel.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
GoodFellas (1990)
Spot the 'Sopranos' cast.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Jakob The Liar (1999)
Bullshitting Heeb emulates Begnini.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(5)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Oven glove habitates asteroid.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Restaurant lady orders dildo.
Jan 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(5)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Twin Towers survive flood.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Casino (1995)
Liotta unavailable, filming 'Turbulence'.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Conversation, The (1974)
'Enemy Of State' Prequel.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Escape From Alcatraz (1979)
Hey, left tunnel, Clyde!
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Glory (1989)
Ferris Bueller's civil war.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
Sting plays hardman. Discuss.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Monster's Ball (2001)
End racism: shag Berry.
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Peggy Sue Got Married (1986)
Flux capacitor entirely unnecessary.
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Fat Paltrow gets tenacious.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Solaris (2002)
Clooney's ass tastefully lit.
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Akira Kurosawa For Dummies.
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Superman (1978)
Brando challenges Spandex limitations.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Superman IV: The Quest For Peace (1987)
More shite than Kryponite.
Feb 26, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(4)
They Shoot Horses, Don't They? (1969)
Original Fonda workout fatality.
Mar 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Total Recall (1990)
Midget prostitute uzi's pub.
Jan 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
True Lies (1994)
More tango than cash.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
8 Mile (2002)
Eminem defends homosexual. Unlikely.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Adaptation. (2002)
Orchid stems writer's flow.
Mar 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Back To The Future Part III (1990)
ZZ Top invent Frisbee.
Mar 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Intolerable Cruelty (2003)
Divorcee divorces divorce divorcer.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
'Five fingered thing' works.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Gamgee confirms bi-Hobbituality exists.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Magnolia (1999)
Cruise admits cock love.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994)
Mr Potatohead frightens villagers.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Psycho (1960)
Oedopal nutcase ruins shower.
Mar 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Purple Rain (1984)
More like Pink Drizzle.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Snatch (2000)
Brad forms 'Gobshite Club'.
May 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Swept Away (2002)
Ritchie Gets 'Shanghai Surprised'.
Jul 25, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Armageddon (1998)
Buscemi pastiches 'Strangelove' strangely.
Jan 26, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Boy And His Dog, A (1975)
Girlfriend: Dog's best 'Chum'.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Bullets Over Broadway (1994)
Cusack plays Allen badly.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Lipstick lesbian Affleck afflicted.
Jul 25, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Devil's Own, The (1997)
'Cute IRA guy' nonsense.
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Footloose (1984)
Shakin' Bacon emanicipates parish.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Get Carter (1971)
Niece snuffed, Caine slain.
Jul 25, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Ghost Dog: The Way Of The Samurai (1999)
Jarmusch films hip-hop 'Leon'.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Laser streams cross urinally.
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Godfather, The (1972)
Pacino's moral transformation mesmerising.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Gods And Monsters (1998)
Fraser arouses Baron Campenstein.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
High Fidelity (2000)
Cosby child emulates Kravitz.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Hook (1991)
Casting Agent: real villain.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Italian Job, The (1969)
Self Preservation Society founded.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
Scheider turns in grave.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Masters Of The Universe (1987)
Skeletor threatens Mattel cretins.
Aug 21, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Matrix, The (1999)
'Johnny Mnemonic' with attitude.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Natural Born Killers (1994)
Very, very, very Badlands.
Feb 26, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Shipping News, The (2001)
Kaiser Sose gets lobotomy.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
Spock shock, God fraud!
Mar 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)
Uhura strips too late.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)
Space hippies = Yawnsome havoc.
Mar 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Terminator requires hip replacement.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Child sees self martyred.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Unbreakable (2000)
Sam Jackson snaps ass.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
'Burbs, The (1989)
Nosey neighbours pester loonies.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
51st State, The (2001)
Placebo making golfer emigrates.
Mar 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Back To The Future (1985)
Horny mother = transparent hand.
Mar 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Almanac? Great scott! Paradox.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Basic Instinct (1992)
'Newman' gets Stone bone.
Jun 14, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Batman Returns (1992)
Oswald Cobblepot for Mayor.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Battle Beyond The Stars (1980)
'Magnificent Seven' go astral.
Mar 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Blade Runner (1982)
Ridley nails Dick magnificently.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Blood Simple (1984)
Nefarious investigator incriminates adulterers.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
5467 cops crash stupidly.
Jan 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Burt hurts, Dirk squirts.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Buffalo 66 (1998)
Gallo bowls, Ricci glows.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Conspiracy Theory (1997)
'Taxi Driver' for retards.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles (2001)
Antipodean parenting made stupid.
Aug 21, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Days Of Thunder (1990)
Scott's ESPN advert overruns.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Dead Again (1991)
Branagh murders murdering murderer.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Digby, The Biggest Dog In The World (1973)
Exaggerated old English sheepdog.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Dogma (1999)
Gospel according to Kevin.
May 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Evolution (2001)
Evolution = dandruff free hair.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Fargo (1996)
True crime for fictionalists.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Field Of Dreams (1989)
Baseball diamond = ouija board.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Get Shorty (1995)
Gandolfini Southern accent hilarious.
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Godfather: Part III, The (1990)
Corleone baloney, operatic, phoney.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Heat (1995)
'LA Takedown' with ACTING.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Hudsucker Proxy, The (1994)
Gee-whizzkid rises, falls.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Monkey Brains eaten convincingly.
Jan 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Jumanji (1995)
Throw six, get beard.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Peter Lorre goes CGI.
Feb 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Luzhin Defence, The (2000)
For suicidal Grandmasters everywhere...
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Maverick (1994)
Garner visibly bored throughout.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Mighty Aphrodite (1995)
Prostitute inspires Greek critique.
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Unaffiliated escapee cornswaggles estrangement.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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