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Hulk (2003)
Anger makes Bruce almighty.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (38)   
I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With (2006)
Fromage trois.
Nov 14, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (27)   
Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
Linda Blair gets reposessed!
May 13, 2003
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (26)   
Silent Movie (1976)
Marceau just says, 'No!'.
Jan 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (24)   
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Scarlett fiddles. Atlanta burns.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (23)   
Killing Fields, The (1984)
Ricey dead people.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (20)   
Top Secret! (1984)
.pohskoob hsidewS stisiv laV
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (19)   
Matrix, The (1999)
Humans make bad batteries.
Jan 23, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (17)   
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Spidey suffers ejectile dysfunction.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (17)   
Corvette Summer (1978)
Use the bus, Luke.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (16)   
Fifteen Minute Hamlet, The (1995)
'To be' brief.
Jun 24, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (16)   
I, Robot (2004)
Fourth Law: Ignore Asimov.
Jul 17, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (16)   
Iron Eagle (1986)
Flop Gun.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (16)   
You've Got Mail (1998)
Ryan/ Hanks exchange ;-)'s
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (16)   
Ben-Hur (1959)
NASCAR at 4 horsepower.
Mar 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (13)   
Breast Men (1997)
Surgeons create Silicone Valley.
Nov 10, 2003
Unscored
 
  Vote (13)   
Death On The Nile (1978)
Belgian waffles with suspects.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (13)   
Lord Of The Rings, The (1978)
Fellowship and One Tower.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (13)   
50 First Dates (2004)
Deja Drew.
Mar 29, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (12)   
Batman Begins (2005)
Bat to the beginning.
Aug 7, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (12)   
Troy (2004)
Beware: Gift bears Greeks.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (12)   
Vertigo (1958)
Stewart fails at Mission.
Mar 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (12)   
Jaws 3-D (1983)
Film has no depth.
Mar 21, 2003
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (11)   
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
One ring. Five endings.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (11)   
My Stepmother Is An Alien (1988)
Basinger is bEauTiful.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (11)   
The Return Of Maxwell Smart (1980)
Movie should've been 86'ed.
May 18, 2004
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (11)   
Entrapment (1999)
Zeta-Jones's ass evades lasers.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Glen Or Glenda (1953)
Look back in angora!
Feb 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Lion King, The (1994)
Uncle is 'Lyin' King'.
Feb 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
Town run on shit.
Mar 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Swank treated like dog.
Feb 2, 2005
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Monster A Go-Go (1965)
Monster a no-go.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Triumph Of The Will (1935)
Hitler has Reich stuff.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Blade Runner (1982)
Decker tests for lesbianism?
Apr 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Independence Day (1996)
Aliens didn't install VirusScan.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Pearl Harbor (2001)
Movie lives in infamy!
Jan 30, 2003
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Purple Rose Of Cairo, The (1985)
Actor walks off picture.
May 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Luke given a hand!
Feb 10, 2003
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (9)   
They Saved Hitler's Brain (1968)
Hitler can't return salute.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Finding Nemo (2003)
Fish IN water story.
Jun 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Forgotten, The (2004)
The Sixth Nonsense.
Sep 30, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (8)   
Minority Report (2002)
Think advertising's annoying now?
Dec 25, 2002
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Nanook Of The North (1922)
Icy red people.
Jun 29, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Pay It Forward (2000)
Do-gooders Ponzi scheme.
Nov 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Swept Away (2002)
Deserted with Madonna? HELP!!!!!!!
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (8)   
When Worlds Collide (1951)
Interplanetary billiards.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (8)   
10,000 Black Men Named George (2002)
Million Man March / 100.
Mar 16, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (7)   
50 First Dates (2004)
Why remember Sandler's dates?
Feb 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Godzilla wins by foot.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Blob, The (1958)
McQueen caught in jam.
May 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Casper (1995)
Christina sees through friend.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Exodus (1960)
Israel is real!
May 25, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (7)   
Gladiator (2000)
Film belongs in Commodus.
Mar 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (7)   
History's Mysteries: The Shroud Of Turin (2000)
It's a wrap.
May 14, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (7)   
Man With The Golden Gun, The (1974)
Tri-nippled assassin has Tattoo.
Feb 10, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Memento (2000)
Kills Teddy. Forgets why.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Nanook Of The North (1922)
(Original) Icy sled people.
Jun 29, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (7)   
New York Stories (1989)
Three bites of Apple.
May 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
Boredom - The Initial Frontier.
Dec 25, 2002
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (7)   
War Games (1983)
Broderick online at 110bps.
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Amputating A Leg (1902)
Actor's part is cut.
Jun 2, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Bard on the run.
Jun 20, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Cool Runnings (1993)
Jamaican bobsledders crash Olympics.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Greatest Story Ever Told, The (1965)
My Swede Jesus.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (6)   
How The West Was Won (1962)
How the Indians lost.
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Manos: The Hands Of Fate (1966)
Fertilizer salesman makes crap.
May 20, 2003
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Midshipman needs a hand.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Spider-Man (2002)
Slingin', swingin' and clingin'.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Bantha-sized plot holes.
Dec 23, 2002
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Titanic (1997)
Rose throws away diamond?!?!?!?!?!?
Jan 2, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Zorro, The Gay Blade (1981)
Hamilton 'swishbuckles' across screen.
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (6)   
13 Going On 30 (2004)
Jennifer becomes 'Big' girl.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (5)   
39 Steps, The (1935)
North By Northwest Scotland.
Sep 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Brave Little Toaster, The (1987)
Toaster pops back up.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Cat In The Hat, The (2003)
Seuss without euphony? Baloney!
Nov 24, 2003
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Fashion Victim: The Killing Of Gianni Versace (2001)
Crime of Fashion.
Jun 21, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)
PS2 game sans controller.
Jun 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Girl, Interrupted (1999)
Shoplifter Winona's career, Interrupted.
May 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Hopefully film 'Mostly Harmless'.
Sep 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Kramer Vs. Kramer (1979)
Hoffman makes 'Freedom' toast.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Last Days Of Patton, The (1986)
General. Hospital.
Jun 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Uber-ring found in Shire.
Dec 23, 2002
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Police Academy (1984)
Guttenberg's best movie. YIKES!
Jan 23, 2003
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Robots (2005)
Automa-Toon.
Mar 11, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989)
Shouldn't be seen/ heard.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Kid Darth built C3PO??????
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Stay Tuned (1992)
Satan controls television? Duh!
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Straight Story, The (1999)
Real life 'Lawnmower Man'.
Jan 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Treasure Of The Sierra Madre, The (1948)
Stinkin' badges not needed.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)
Rod's spares. Spoiled child.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, The (1988)
Terry tells tall tales.
Apr 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Assassin, The (1993)
Bridget not Fonda killing!
Jun 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever (2002)
Kaos: Director and plot!
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Being There (1979)
President's party takes Chance.
Jul 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Blue Lagoon, The (1980)
Castaways study birds/ bees.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Caddyshack (1980)
Greenskeeper crossbreeds bluegrass/ marijuana.
Feb 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Canadian Mounties Vs. Atomic Invaders (1953)
Glow, Canada!
Aug 10, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (4)   
Conqueror, The (1956)
Wayne in Wild... East?
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Excalibur (1981)
'Holy Grail' without laughs.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (4)   
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