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Reviews by 'Bodie'
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Movie fan
with a total of
27
reviews published to date.
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Italian Job, The (1969)
Red, white, blue, gold!
Apr 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Swayze atones for career.
Dec 18, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(5)
K-19: The Widowmaker (2002)
Harrishun's Russchian accshunt schtinks.
Nov 28, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Second Amendment under scrutiny.
Nov 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Damien: Omen II (1978)
Teenage Anti-Christ's relationship issues.
May 4, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Nazis annoy God. Die.
Apr 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Quiet American, The (2002)
Caine out-acts Mummy's boy.
Dec 2, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Spider-Man (2002)
Raimi treats franchise respectfully.
Jun 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Akira (1988)
Anime teenage biker apocalypse.
May 6, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Blade II (2002)
Snipes stakes Goss bros.
Apr 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Cherry Falls (2000)
Crossdresser knocks off virgins.
Jun 5, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Dog Soldiers (2002)
It's 'Zulu' with werewolves!
May 21, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Monster's Ball (2001)
Redneck's chocolate ice-cream redemption.
Jun 9, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Omen III: The Final Conflict (1981)
Grown-up Anti-Christ's hubris!
May 4, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Robocop (1987)
Metallic policeman, Christ allegory.
May 4, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Thir13en Ghosts (2001)
Glass house. Shite script.
Apr 30, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Total Recall (1990)
Arnie prefers fake identity.
May 4, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Caddyshack (1980)
Chavy Chase's finest hour.
May 6, 2002
Scored 4/5
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D-Tox (2002)
Isolated clinic serial killings.
Jun 2, 2002
Scored 2/5
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Die Another Day (2002)
Sinclair Spectrum CGI surfing.
Dec 2, 2002
Scored 2/5
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Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995)
Same shit, different terrorist.
Nov 28, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Dirty Pretty Things (2002)
Good actors swap kidneys.
Dec 16, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Great Escape, The (1963)
Gordon Jackson cocks up.
Apr 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Omen, The (1976)
Adopted Anti-Christ temper tantrums.
May 4, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Prince Of Darkness (1987)
Carpenter's reasonable Quatermass tribute.
Nov 28, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Scary Movie 2 (2001)
James Woods prostitutes himself.
Jun 5, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Windtalkers (2002)
Woo strays off reservation.
Nov 28, 2002
Scored 3/5
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