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Witness (1985)
Widow needs Ford escort.
Jan 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (20)   
Ice Age (2002)
Iced, iced baby.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (15)   
Crying Game, The (1992)
Calf .. knee .. thigh .. YIKES!
Feb 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (13)   
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Courtesan can-cans, coughs, croaks.
Sep 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (13)   
Frisco Kid, The (1979)
The Sundance Yid.
Apr 2, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (11)   
Pianist, The (2002)
Musician needs food, rhinoplasty.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (11)   
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Titty bar becomes stakehouse.
Jan 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Ribald Tales Of Robin Hood, The (1969)
Laid Marian.
Jan 19, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (10)   
Twister (1996)
Killer Genuine Draft.
Mar 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (10)   
AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Icy dead aliens.
Aug 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Charly (1968)
Retard gets re-retarded.
Dec 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Gladiator chooses lesser weevil.
Nov 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Vicious calamari assault Zion.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Convict's shitty pipe dream.
Mar 11, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Amadeus (1984)
Dies writing 'Dies Irae'.
Dec 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Desperado (1995)
WMD found! Guitar case!
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Not Without My Daughter (1991)
I ran from Iran.
Feb 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Something's Gotta Give (2003)
Neo shags Annie Hall.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Watership Down (1978)
I, Rabbit.
Feb 18, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Grease (1978)
Pink Lady skips period.
Jan 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Ni-farious knights need landscaping.
Dec 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Nell (1994)
'My Own Private Idiom'.
Feb 9, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Risky Business (1983)
Cruise does brief dance.
Feb 12, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (7)   
Sideways (2004)
Miles drinks 'n' dials.
Jan 31, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Wild Wild West (1999)
Spider 8; Branagh 0.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (7)   
28 Days Later (2002)
Brave new viral world.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Soccer girl not sari.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Crying Game, The (1992)
Single semi-white shemale.
Feb 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Atheist saves the Bible.
Aug 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Devil's Advocate, The (1997)
Demonic attorney. What's new?
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (6)   
From Here To Eternity (1953)
Sex on the Beach.
Jan 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (6)   
History Of Masturbation, The (2002)
Just beat it.
Feb 13, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Elf gets new hairdo.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Satan ploughs Farrow’s furrow.
Feb 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Secretary (2002)
Errata yield erotic encounters.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Veronica Guerin (2003)
Drug lords whack Galadriel.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (6)   
When A Man Loves A Woman (1994)
When Sally Met Rehab.
Mar 22, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Cabin Fever (2002)
Cabin, virus, gore, PANCAKES!
Sep 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Cast Away (2000)
FedEx has job opening.
Jan 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Cheaper By The Dozen (2003)
Martin desperately needs vasectomy.
Sep 13, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Collateral (2004)
Cabbie out-Foxxes assassin.
Aug 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Dead Calm (1989)
Zane-y psychopath flares up.
Jan 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Tom cruises orgy castle.
Feb 4, 2005
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Frida (2002)
Hayek’s hot to Trot-sky.
Feb 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Hebrew Hammer, The (2003)
Goys in the 'Chood.
Mar 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
History Of Masturbation, The (2002)
Doing the Han Solo.
Feb 13, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
History Of Masturbation, The (2002)
Hand-to-gland combat.
Feb 13, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Have towel, will travel.
May 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Hulk (2003)
Mutant experiences wardrobe malfunction.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Ladder 49 (2004)
Phoenix’s goose is cooked.
Oct 18, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Mask Of Zorro, The (1998)
Zeta-Jones eyes Banderas's sword.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Quills (2000)
Lusty laundress; pornographic prose.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants, The (2005)
Bitches share britches.
Jun 6, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Doctor overlooks own death.
Dec 31, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Die-Hard doc won't quit.
Dec 31, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Plagued Pharoah in de-nile.
Dec 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Transporter, The (2002)
Chinese take-out in trunk.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Twister (1996)
Researchers discover tornadoes suck.
Jan 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Very Bad Things (1998)
Hooker hooked on hook.
Jan 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Von Ryan's Express (1965)
Rat Packer outwits Nazis.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Welcome To The Jungle (2003)
Rock eats hallucinogenic fruit.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Willow (1988)
Kilmer meets future ex-wife.
Sep 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
50 First Dates (2004)
Amnesiac builds waffle houses.
Dec 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Alexander (2004)
Macedonian's mom’s a MILF!
Dec 2, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever (2002)
Ecks-tremely bad plot, acting.
Sep 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004)
Beeshit Chones: Thai jailbird.
Jan 27, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Deliverance (1972)
Beatty becomes hillbilly's bitch.
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Dirty Pretty Things (2002)
London’s underbelly yields kidneys.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Elizabeth (1998)
Queen decrees hymen repaired.
Dec 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Frequency (2000)
Christ saves the Father.
Jan 18, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Funny Games (1997)
Sadists dominate remote control.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Haunted Mansion, The (2003)
Dr. Doolittle defeats duppies.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Ice Storm, The (1997)
Frodo fondles Richard Nixon.
Jan 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Igby Goes Down (2002)
Culkin leaves home - alone.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Incredibles, The (2004)
Edna designs Incredible costumes. .
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (4)   
Italian Job, The (2003)
Actors all Cooped up.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
A Midsummer Night's Cream.
Feb 13, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (4)   
Love Actually (2003)
Thornton gropes PM’s bird.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Luther (2003)
Constipated cleric produces theses.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Napoleon reveals dairy expertise.
Mar 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (4)   
National Treasure (2004)
Finding Founding Father's fortune.
Dec 4, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Out Of Sight (1998)
JLo’s junk in trunk.
Jan 17, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (4)   
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Cruel corset constricts Keira.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Sideways (2004)
Church triggers Sandra Oh-rgasms.
Jan 31, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Spaceballs (1987)
Princess doesn't look Drewish.
Dec 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Muppet becomes personal trainer.
Sep 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Under Siege (1992)
Seasick stripper thwarts terrorists.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Yellow Submarine (1968)
The Beatles’ Life Aquatic.
Jan 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
101 Reykjavík (2000)
Icelander impregnates mother's girlfriend.
Aug 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Ominous slab incites simians.
Feb 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
50 First Dates (2004)
Lisping Samwise on steroids.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Amélie (2001)
Lawn ornaments travel world.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (3)   
American History X (1998)
Nazi fears future showers.
Sep 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (3)   
American Pie 2 (2001)
Stiffmeister takes golden shower.
Dec 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Anna And The King (1999)
Foster chews Fat.
Jan 9, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Anything Else (2003)
Pie guy shags Ricci.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Aviator, The (2004)
Germophobic tycoon hoards urine.
Jan 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Bridge On The River Kwai, The (1957)
Guinness’s stout construction collapses.
Mar 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Renée cooks blue soup.
Mar 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Burning Bed, The (1984)
Wife beater gets barbequed.
Feb 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (3)   
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