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Current status of Movie star with a total of 982 reviews published to date.
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Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
Writers: Intelligence penalty -5 ?
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (27)   
Live Free Or Die Hard (2007)
Die Harderererer.
Apr 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (26)   
Robocop (1987)
Cop literally screwed up.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (26)   
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Yoda's walking stick pointless!
Dec 24, 2002
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (23)   
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Dude pissed about rug.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (16)   
Stand By Me (1986)
Four kids and funeral.
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (15)   
50 First Dates (2004)
Love at 50th sight.
Dec 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (14)   
Cool As Ice (1991)
White men can't rap.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (11)   
Hot Shots! (1991)
Top Pun.
May 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Howard The Duck (1986)
How a duck sucks.
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (10)   
G.I. Jane (1997)
Army not for pussies.
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (9)   
I Am Sam (2001)
'Rain Man', but worse.
Dec 7, 2002
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Ape escapes anal anguish.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Fight Club (1999)
Bored men kick ass.
Feb 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Ransom (1996)
Gibsons' kid kidnapper kidded.
Feb 14, 2003
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Road Trip (2000)
Dude, where's my video?
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Robots (2005)
Bolt and the beautiful.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (8)   
This Is It (2009)
Dead moon walking.
Nov 14, 2009
Unscored
 
  Vote (8)   
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Beavis, Butthead do history?
Feb 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Running Man (1987)
Arnie steals show. Literally!
Nov 12, 2002
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (7)   
White Chicks (2004)
Blondes from da hood.
Nov 13, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (7)   
A-Team, The (2010)
Close, but no cigar.
Feb 20, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Dead Poets Society (1989)
Schoolboys desperately need hobby.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Deep Impact (1998)
Rock. Earth. Boom. Yawn.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
Cupid uses heavy missiles.
Jun 7, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad!, The (1988)
When Nielsen was funny.
Jun 21, 2002
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Nude Bowling Party (1995)
Pin-ups end in gutter.
Jan 8, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Porky's (1982)
Very odd shower knob.
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
First Bush to rule.
Jun 7, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Classic dead bird joke.
Jan 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Gayniggers From Outer Space (1992)
Men in Black Men.
Apr 2, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug, The (2013)
Beorn again!
Oct 3, 2009
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Joe Versus The Volcano (1990)
Megma.
Apr 19, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Matrix, The (1999)
Keanu Reeves gets downloaded.
Nov 21, 2002
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Philadelphia (1993)
Sick gay gets fired.
Feb 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Pretty In Pink (1986)
Ginger girl, gross gown.
Feb 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Shark Tale (2004)
Fresh Fish of Bel-Air.
Nov 10, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Sister Act 2: Back In The Habit (1993)
Whoopi addicted to habit.
Feb 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Race overrated, trilogy embarrassed.
Oct 5, 2002
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (5)   
This Is It (2009)
Not Bad.
Nov 4, 2009
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Unbreakable (2000)
Bruce can't die hard.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
You Don't Mess With The Zohan (2008)
Zohan the Barber-ian.
Aug 24, 2008
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (5)   
You've Got Mail (1998)
When Sally discovered internet.
Feb 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (5)   
101 Reykjavík (2000)
Nordic nerd likes lesbians.
Feb 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (4)   
8 Mile (2002)
White men can't rap.
Feb 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Black Book (2006)
Verhoeven's piece de resistance.
Aug 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Hype better than movie.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Dances With Wolves (1990)
White man good. Ugh.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Kids dress up worm.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Flash Gordon (1980)
Queen songs save movie.
Jan 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Flesh Gordon (1974)
Title only witty part.
Jan 4, 2003
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Fletch (1985)
Chase absolute career high.
Jan 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Ghost (1990)
Unfinished sympathy.
Jan 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Good Day To Die Hard, A (2013)
Die Harderererer.
Oct 24, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (4)   
Mean Girls (2004)
Lindsay screws Plastic bimbos.
Nov 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
'Kramer vs. Kramer', extreme!
Jun 13, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (4)   
Outbreak (1995)
US authorities go ape.
Feb 14, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Whore That Wouldn't Die, The (2006)
Imm-whore-tal.
May 5, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (4)   
(500) Days Of Summer (2009)
Summer in the city.
Jan 23, 2010
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (3)   
ˇThree Amigos! (1986)
Three clowns with guns.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Rubber face tests patience.
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Airplane! (1980)
Singing nun kills girl.
Dec 24, 2002
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Bundy vs. Burgundy.
Apr 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Missing more than Mojo.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Awakenings (1990)
Audience needs same medicine.
Feb 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Bernie (2011)
Black, widow.
Oct 28, 2014
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Blue Lagoon, The (1980)
Cherry popped, berries eaten.
Apr 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Chubby chick cries constantly.
Nov 13, 2002
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Dick Tracy (1990)
Madonna in another flop.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
No dodge, no glory!
Dec 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Erotic Fortune Cookies (1975)
Suck my cook.
Jan 22, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (3)   
Farm Family: In Search Of Gay Life In Rural America (2004)
Hicks don't like chicks.
Apr 28, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (3)   
First Blood (1982)
Dude kills entire army.
Jan 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Fish Called Wanda, A (1988)
Wanda eaten by Kline.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (3)   
George Of The Jungle (1997)
Fraser plays Neanderthaler... again!
Feb 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Ghost (1990)
Lesbian sex with Swayze?
Feb 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Groundhog Day (1993)
Weatherman has multiple off-days.
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Home Alone (1990)
Brat outwits retarded criminals.
Feb 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Knight Rider (2012)
New KITT in town.
Jul 10, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (3)   
Life Of Brian (1979)
Roman guard corrects graffiti.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Pope's Toilet, The (2007)
Holy seat!
Oct 1, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (3)   
Predator (1987)
Two Governors, one alien.
Jun 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Cop has trouble listening.
Apr 20, 2014
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin breeds, loses genitals.
May 13, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (3)   
This Is It (2009)
Show can't go on.
Nov 4, 2009
Unscored
 
  Vote (3)   
Top Gun (1986)
Hormones faster than sound.
Nov 27, 2002
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Twins (1988)
Arnie finds superior brother.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (3)   
War Games (1983)
Brat pack hack attack.
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
Witches can be bitches.
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
13 Going On 30 (2004)
'Thriller' spices up party.
Dec 30, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (2)   
A Day Without A Mexican (2004)
Die-go.
Jan 22, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (2)   
A-Team, The (2010)
A-ghties revived.
Feb 20, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (2)   
A-Team, The (2010)
T missing, Fool pitied.
Jun 9, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (2)   
Alive (1993)
Rugby team misses game.
Jan 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Babe: Pig In The City (1998)
Pig in da hood.
Nov 23, 2002
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Bean (1997)
Atkinson kills great character.
Jan 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Big (1988)
Tom Hanks plays himself.
Nov 6, 2002
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Blue Lagoon, The (1980)
Brooke wearing nothing, atoll.
Oct 29, 2016
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Blue Thunder (1983)
90 minutes of Airwolf.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Blues Brothers 2000 (1998)
Insulting original, disrespecting Belushi.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (2)   
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