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Reviews by 'Yenser'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
243
reviews published to date.
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Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Brother gets own bedroom.
Nov 5, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(176)
Some Like It Hot (1959)
St. Valentine's Day mascara.
Nov 1, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(23)
Ali (2001)
Will's feat of Clay.
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(16)
Jailhouse Rock (1957)
Presley makes criminal record.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Mark has biggest part.
Jan 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(9)
Elephant Man, The (1980)
John Hurt gets sacked.
Dec 6, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Gladiator (2000)
Maximus dies. Minimum cares.
Jun 23, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Pi (1998)
It doesn't add up!
Nov 12, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Body Heat (1981)
Watch Turner get Hurt.
Nov 3, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Leo forges new skills.
Dec 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Full Monty, The (1997)
Redundent workers show tools.
Nov 14, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Magnificent Seven, The (1960)
Eastern film becomes 'Western'.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Moore deposes guntoting Moses.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Field Of Dreams (1989)
Costner's usual corny crap.
Nov 12, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Hanks, yanks and tanks.
Nov 25, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Slasher flashes gash... Trash!!!
Jun 23, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(5)
Bonnie And Clyde (1967)
Beatty, Dunaway... done-away.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Birds on a wire.
Nov 9, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Doctor Dolittle (1998)
Dolittle didlittle for me!
Aug 22, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(5)
Flight Of The Phoenix, The (1965)
Survivors take up modelmaking.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Get Carter (2000)
Stallone should be Cained!
Dec 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Indecent Proposal (1993)
Redford! Pay for sex????
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Rear Window (1954)
Stewart joins neighbourhood-watch.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Tim Roth's bloody good.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Seven Year Itch, The (1955)
Marilyn blow dries pubes.
Nov 14, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Bad Day At Black Rock (1955)
Spencer triumphs single-handedly.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Cat Ballou (1965)
Drunk horse steals film.
Nov 14, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Day Of The Jackal, The (1973)
Fox nearly fucks frog.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Days Of Wine And Roses (1962)
Jack Lemmon + Jack Daniels.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Easy Rider (1969)
Two twats take trip.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Kubrick died of shame!
Nov 13, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Lady Vanishes, The (1938)
Dangers on a train!
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Patriot, The (2000)
Aussie kisses American ass!
Nov 13, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Patton (1970)
Award makes George cross!
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Shakespeare In Love (1998)
Gwyneth gets Bard hard.
Nov 1, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Intellectual becomes prison DJ.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Wicker Man, The (1973)
Ekland sizzles, Woodward burns.
May 21, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Dam Busters, The (1955)
A 'dam' good film.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Deep Throat (1972)
Film for fellatio fans.
Nov 13, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Deliverance (1972)
Boorman films boar man.
Nov 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Eraserhead (1977)
Lynch should be lynched.
Nov 5, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex (1972)
Wilder steals shepherd's girlfriend.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Exorcist, The (1973)
Girl has tough puberty.
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Fabulous Baker Boys, The (1989)
Michelle burns her Bridges.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Fatal Attraction (1987)
Douglas has Close encounter.
Nov 12, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Get Carter (1971)
Caine exposes his weapon.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
Superior stars sell film.
Nov 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Graduate, The (1967)
Hoffman humps horny housewife.
Nov 25, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Hobson's Choice (1954)
Cobbler succeeds at last.
Dec 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Italian Job, The (1969)
Cliff-hanger of an ending!
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Ladykillers, The (1955)
Old lady gets rich.
Nov 14, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Doethn't take Chritht theriothly!
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Man For All Seasons, A (1966)
Scofield acts head off!
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Money Train (1995)
Woody gripes, Wesley snipes.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Octopussy (1983)
Cat-o-eight tale!
Aug 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Psycho (1960)
Hitchcock's 1 star motel.
Nov 12, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Showgirls (1995)
Only fit for onanists.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Bald Pharoh, Hirsute Israelite.
Nov 14, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Tablets give Moses headache.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Yanks (1979)
British girl gets G.I.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Zulu (1964)
Men of Harlech. Wails.
May 21, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
American Beauty (1999)
American jerk jerks off.
Jun 23, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Barb Wire (1996)
Pam's tits out-act her.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Brief Encounter (1945)
Station romance remains stationary.
Jun 23, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)
Non-swimmer takes a dive.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Cyrano De Bergerac (1990)
Wins by a nose.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)
Top stars. Low fees!
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Far And Away (1992)
Tom cruises to America.
Aug 22, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(2)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Hell of a night!
Nov 25, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Godfather, The (1972)
Brando chews cotton-wool.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Goldfinger (1964)
James Bond gets Pussy!
Nov 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
It Happened One Night (1934)
Gable increases vest sales.
Nov 14, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World (1963)
More stars than jokes.
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
Caine should have mutinied!
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Lolita (1997)
Old man shags teenager.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Nell (1994)
Foster fluffs her lines.
Dec 7, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Nixon (1995)
Stone's fix on Nixon.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Oliver! (1968)
Orphan sings for supper.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)
Bond loses credits shag.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Once Upon A Time In The West (1968)
Fonda plays a bastard!!
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Once Upon A Time In The West (1968)
Bronson plays a harmonica!!
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Psycho (1960)
Leigh flees, Perkins lurkin'.
May 21, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Public Enemy, The (1931)
Cagney shares breakfast grapefruit.
Dec 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Quo Vadis? (1951)
Nero feeds the lions.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Rain Man (1988)
Hoffman overrated. Cruise underrated.
Nov 11, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Rope (1948)
Farley, Dall. Fairly dull!.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Scrooge (1970)
Music is 'Oliver' twisted!
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Spartacus (1960)
Slave lives. Slave dies.
May 21, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Stagecoach (1939)
Ford stages a western.
Aug 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Theatre Of Blood (1973)
Critics pay the Price!
Aug 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Thomas Crown Affair, The (1968)
McQueen checks and mates!
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Titanic (1997)
They drowned, I slept!
Oct 31, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Towering Inferno, The (1974)
Tower terror pre 9/11.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Troy (2004)
Wooden horse. Wooden acting!
Aug 4, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Wall Street (1987)
Mr Sheen cleans up.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Women In Love (1969)
Ollie has best 'part'?
Jan 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
African Queen, The (1951)
Bogey's boat beats Bosche.
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Alive (1993)
Rugby team go down.
Jan 1, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Amistad (1997)
Spielberg's slave saga. Stunning.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Apartment, The (1960)
Lemmon shivers, colleagues shag.
Dec 6, 2002
Scored 5/5
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