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Hitman (2007) |
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Film rated 2.9 / 5
(Guy rating: 2.6 / 5)
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| Avoid baldies with barcodes. |
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| Hitman wastes audience's time. |
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| Barcoded assassin saves prostitute. |
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| Agency cracks 47 barcode. |
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| Barcoded baldy shoots people. |
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| Hairless assassin never misses. |
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| Russkies can't subtract 47. |
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| Olyphant's bad, bald, barcoded. |
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| 47 nails various Russians. |
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| Tattooed assassin tackles doubles. |
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| Barcoded baldy's Russian game. |
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| Tattooed Hitman questions tattoo. |
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| Olyphant kills Premier 'twice'. |
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| 47 slays Soviet doppelganger. |
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| Scott hunts hairless hitman. |
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| Monkish assassin refuses Olga. |
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| Olga busts balls, grapes. |
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| Olyphant escapes Scott free. |
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| Assassin Olyphant instantly forgettable. |
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