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How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days (2003)
Lost me, 10 minutes.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (29)   
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Bill paid in full.
May 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (20)   
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex (1972)
Woody examines the woody.
Feb 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (19)   
Full Monty, The (1997)
Flashdance: The unsettling version.
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (17)   
Birth (2004)
Husband's a Kid, man!
Oct 21, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (16)   
Iron Giant, The (1999)
Robot runs on Diesel.
Jan 31, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (15)   
As Good As It Gets (1997)
Obsessive-compulsive obsesses, convulses.
Nov 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (14)   
28 Days Later (2002)
British lack anger management.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (13)   
Conan The Barbarian (1982)
Typecasting at its finest.
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (13)   
Fargo (1996)
Adventures of Marge Sonofagunderson.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (12)   
Pianist, The (2002)
Warsaw musician saw war.
Aug 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (12)   
'Salem's Lot (2004)
Vampires hit new Lowe.
Oct 18, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (11)   
Murder In The First (1995)
Oldman wants fried Bacon.
Oct 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (11)   
Christmas Story, A (1983)
Ralphie's got a gun.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Devil's Advocate, The (1997)
Reeves is 'The Anti-One'.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Secretary (2002)
Whack-job gets whack job.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Hopkins Fosters an appetite.
Mar 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
Oldman plays Old Man.
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Daredevil (2003)
Bat-blind Beelzebub battles Bullseye.
Feb 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Perfect Storm, The (2000)
Clooney in rinse cycle.
May 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (9)   
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Robots need love, too.
Oct 16, 2002
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Big Chill, The (1983)
Friends reunite, talk, fuck.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Grease (1978)
Extremely old teenagers sing.
Aug 13, 2003
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Othello (1995)
Iago wants less moor.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Cocoanuts, The (1929)
Zeppo does zippo.
Jun 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (7)   
First Knight (1995)
Romantic triangle, round table.
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Incredible Shrinking Woman, The (1981)
Lily becomes shrinking violet.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (7)   
No Way Out (1987)
Mole burrows into Young.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Nobody's Fool (1994)
Old man becomes Newman.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Arlington Road (1999)
Tim blows up Bridges.
Jun 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)
Scientologists punish the viewers.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Bounty, The (1984)
Mel plays a Christian.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Enigma (2001)
Tinker, tailor, soldier, mathematician.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Harley Davidson And The Marlboro Man (1991)
Leather on Don's Johnson.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Gaudy jewelry causes war.
Jan 10, 2004
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Psycho (1960)
Norman baits, Janet leads.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Hanks protects his privates.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Adventures Of Pluto Nash, The (2002)
Eddie destroys moon, career.
Oct 9, 2002
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Amistad (1997)
Slaves revolt, Americans revolting.
Feb 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Angel Heart (1987)
Raymond Chandler meets 'Hellraiser'.
Oct 10, 2002
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Battle Beyond The Stars (1980)
Starship has big tits.
Mar 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Culture clash threatens dream.
Jun 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Blade Runner (1982)
Androids dream- Electric sheep.
Oct 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Capturing The Friedmans (2003)
Dysfunctional family, dysfunctional justice.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Chasing Amy (1997)
Cartoonist craves bi-sexual babe.
Jan 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Conversation, The (1974)
Sex, lies, and audiotape.
Nov 22, 2002
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Donnie Darko (2001)
'Harvey' goes nuts, bigtime.
Nov 5, 2002
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Goldfinger (1964)
Man with Midas touch.
Oct 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Magic works second time.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Magnolia (1999)
Frog hail solves problems.
Feb 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Masters Of The Universe (1987)
Muscled himbo battles skeleton.
Jan 10, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Techno-Christ gets techno-crucified.
Nov 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Midnight Cowboy (1969)
Moronic stud befriends sleazoid.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Minority Report (2002)
Spielberg Cruises for Dick.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Office Space (1999)
Hypnotism unleashes inner slacker.
May 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Once Bitten (1985)
Scary Carrey? Rarely. Barely.
Jul 23, 2003
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Outfoxed: Rupert Murdoch's War On Journalism (2004)
Liberal media? I wish!
Sep 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Patch Adams (1998)
Mork's patients laugh, die.
May 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (5)   
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Dead Rockers Society.
Sep 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Seventh Sign, The (1988)
Seven signs, one Moore.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (5)   
20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954)
Douglas outgrimaces giant squid.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (4)   
21 Grams (2003)
Accident intertwines three lives.
Feb 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (4)   
About Schmidt (2002)
Jack acts his age.
Sep 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Aliens (1986)
Battle o' the bitches.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Basic Instinct (1992)
Stone uncrosses her legs.
Dec 7, 2002
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Big One, The (1997)
Moore sells more Moore. .
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Darkman (1990)
Schindler writes new list.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Day After, The (1983)
Guttenberg's teeth suffer fallout.
Sep 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Doppelganger (1993)
Drews Barrymores.
Nov 11, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Eight Men Out (1988)
When athletes DESERVED paycheques.
Feb 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Horror titans battle. *Yawn*.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Godfather, The (1972)
Sonny dies, Fredo cries.
Oct 17, 2002
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Godfather: Part III, The (1990)
Michael cries, Michael dies.
Oct 17, 2002
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Gummo (1997)
Utter white-trash trash.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Wizard whacks big snake.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Hitler: The Rise Of Evil (2003)
Hitler had Scottish accent?
May 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993)
Between Iraq, hard place.
Apr 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (4)   
King Kong (1933)
Beauty killed the beast.
Oct 2, 2002
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Machinist, The (2004)
Christian bails on sleep.
Oct 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Monster (2003)
Hooker slays, then pays.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Moonraker (1979)
Bond in space? Whatever.
Nov 19, 2002
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Quentin Tarantino's Star Wars (1998)
Reservoir Wookies.
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead (1990)
Minor characters wonder, wander.
Nov 7, 2002
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Run Lola Run (1998)
Girl outruns parallel possibilities.
Jun 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Score, The (2001)
Brando outweighs DeNiro, Norton.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Shaolin Soccer (2001)
The Bad News Monks.
Mar 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (4)   
2010 (1984)
Now, sounds in space.
Dec 16, 2002
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Akira (1988)
Tremendous tumour trashes Tokyo.
Jan 31, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Alien (1979)
Half-naked babe beats bug!
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Raelian cloner's wet dream.
Jan 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
American Anthem (1986)
Olympian flips for girl.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Antz (1998)
Neurotic bug wants love.
Nov 7, 2002
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Beneath The Planet Of The Apes (1970)
Heston in monkey's nethers.
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Beyond Borders (2003)
Jolie pouts for poverty.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Big Snit, The (1985)
Couple squabbles over scrabble.
May 30, 2004
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Hand-held horror.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Blue Lagoon, The (1980)
Baby bimbo mates mimbo.
Feb 8, 2003
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Renee looks better overweight.
Jan 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Carrie (1976)
Telekinetic teen terrorizes town.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Core, The (2003)
Scientists penetrate, work, climax.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
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