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Reviews by 'The Other Matt'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
358
reviews published to date.
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Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves (1997)
Diminishing returns.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(24)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Messiah screws holey Trinity.
Jul 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Wuthering Heights (1939)
Amour on a moor.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Simple Minds in detention.
Jun 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(14)
Maid In Manhattan (2002)
Shouldn't have been Maid.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(14)
Hackers (1995)
Jolie performs laptop tricks.
Jul 25, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(13)
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Bard in da 'Hood.
Jun 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(12)
First Knight (1995)
Ormond screws Gere's Lancelot.
Jun 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(11)
Showgirls (1995)
Verhoeven's breast movie (titter).
Jun 25, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(11)
Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home (1995)
Whale meat again...
Jun 13, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(10)
Mrs. Brown (1997)
Queen Vic's highland fling?
Jun 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Daredevil (2003)
Blind leading the blonde.
Jul 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
Deep Impact (1998)
Not deep. Little impact.
Jun 19, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(9)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Cut above most Goths.
Jun 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(9)
Metropolis (1927)
Original fembot destroys civilization!
Apr 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)
Bond's kilt. Wife's killed.
Jun 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)
2 bad 4 Diesel.
Jun 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Black Hawk Down (2001)
'Zulu' for the nineties.
Jan 24, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Rollerball (1975)
Caan't beat the system.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Infinite apes/ typewriters, result...
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(7)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Schoolkid digitally samples bronchitis.
Jun 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Magical. For adults too.
Jan 5, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Shining, The (1980)
No play? Dull boy!
Apr 26, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Thirteen, including Bruce Willis.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Alien (1979)
Don't break quarantine protocols!
Nov 30, 2001
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad!, The (1988)
Priscilla Presley: nice beaver.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
About A Boy (2002)
Grant plays Grant. Again.
May 6, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Put me off camping.
Jun 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Moore exposes NRA insanity.
May 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Bugsy Malone (1976)
Mob business: child's play.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
East Is East (1999)
Life viewed through parka.
Nov 30, 2001
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Get Carter (1971)
Britt gets phone sex.
Aug 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Ghostbusters II (1989)
Yes, Sigourney's a dog.
Jun 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Jungle Book 2, The (2003)
Wanna be like original.
Apr 16, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
One, The (2001)
Li hunts parallel Li.
Apr 25, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Colourful: mainly blood red.
Jun 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Thelma And Louise (1991)
No-claims bonus plummets.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Top Gun (1986)
Give my breath back!
Nov 30, 2001
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Velvet Goldmine (1998)
20th Century Boy's story.
Jun 26, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
1941 (1979)
Spielberg uses Blues Brothers.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Akira (1988)
Biker wannabe causes Armageddon.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Ali G InDaHouse (2002)
Gambon and Dance- despair!
Apr 26, 2002
Scored 0/5
Vote
(3)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Footie girl defies parents.
Apr 25, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
The game was better.
Dec 1, 2001
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Local Hero (1983)
Slow pace. 'Dire' soundtrack.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Epic battles, no spider.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Men In Black II (2002)
Agents rip Torn free.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Nosferatu, A Symphony Of Horror (1922)
Max Schreck, minimum daylight.
Jun 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Pitch Black (2000)
Eclipses other ET movies.
May 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Second class Force farce.
May 23, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Trainspotting (1996)
Job interview on speed.
Jun 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Withnail & I (1987)
Birth of 'Camberwell Carrot'.
Jul 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Ali (2001)
Boxing: career vs Islam.
Jun 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Angela's Ashes (1999)
Post-Victorian Dubliners' story.
Jun 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Batman Returns (1992)
Concussed cat commits crimes.
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Mathematical genius papers shed.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Birds, The (1963)
Birds attack, then stop.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Boys From Brazil, The (1978)
Disturbing Nazi doberman attack.
Jul 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)
Raindrops falling on bicycle.
Aug 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Calendar Girls (2003)
Pensioners get 'em out.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Camelot (1967)
Singalong-a mort d'Arthur.
Jun 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Casino Royale (1967)
The 'Bond' you forgot.
May 10, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Cool Runnings (1993)
Jamaicans on slippery slope.
Jun 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (2001)
Animated balloons Spiked: nanobots.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Crocodile Dundee (1986)
Urban jungle confuses bushman.
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Dark Crystal, The (1982)
Flightless vultures terrorise halflings.
Jun 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Desperately Seeking Susan (1985)
Madonna vehicle launches Arquette.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Dog Soldiers (2002)
Soldiers' foxhole: werewolf den.
Jun 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Downtown Torpedoes (1997)
Oriental 007s double-crossed.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Eraserhead (1977)
Lynch being obscure. Again.
Nov 30, 2001
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Evolution (2001)
Duchovny can't do comedy.
Nov 30, 2001
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Face/Off (1997)
Same shit, different face.
Aug 13, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Fantasia (1940)
Assistant Mickey 'Potters' about.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Futureworld (1976)
Yul' hate futuristic Disneyworld.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Michelin man in Manhattan.
Jun 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Ice Cold In Alex (1958)
Crossing Africa for lager.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Henry named after dog.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Italian Job, The (1969)
The original Mini Adventure.
Jun 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Italian Job, The (1969)
Fiat's roof hides Minis.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
Shark killer? Caine unable.
Jun 26, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)
Three chord bible-bashing.
Jun 10, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Legend (1985)
Devilled Curry dwarfs Cruise.
Sep 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Leon (1994)
Ruthless hitman harbours Portman.
May 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
Master Blaster cast disaster.
May 23, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Overstrobed fighting replaces Neo-philosophy.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 0/5
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(2)
Miss Congeniality (2000)
FBI supports 'world peace'.
Jun 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Fatal rope bridge indecision.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Mothman Prophecies, The (2002)
Townspeople in a flutter.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Omen, The (1976)
Guildford Cathedral scares Antichrist.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Pink Floyd The Wall (1982)
Walking hammers, education minced.
Apr 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Presumed Innocent (1990)
Rusty Ford killed woman?
Jun 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Makes prostitution appear glamourous.
Dec 1, 2001
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Saturday Night Fever (1977)
When white suits rocked.
Jun 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Sexy Beast (2000)
Lovejoy's inner circle compromised.
Jun 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Spider-Man (2002)
Best friend's dad's insane.
Nov 22, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
It's Voyager. Now what?
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Tall Guy, The (1989)
Goldblum isn't vertically challenged.
Jun 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Them! (1954)
Ants: Plural objective pronoun!
Jun 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Thomas Crown Affair, The (1999)
Magritte reproduced in gallery.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
The girl gets Woody.
Jul 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
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