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Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
Captain America: Glorious Basterd.
Dec 10, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Conan The Barbarian (2011)
Pathetically popcorny Hyboria. Aloha!
Nov 23, 2011
Scored 2/5
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13 (2010)
Statham: Consolation prize only.
Oct 24, 2012
Unscored
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Adventures Of Tintin: The Secret Of The Unicorn, The (2011)
Snowy barks: magnificent Adventure!
Nov 24, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Arena (2011)
Samuel's Arena: Boring Slaughter.
Apr 16, 2012
Unscored
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Avengers, The (2012)
Avengers: The Gong Show.
Jun 16, 2012
Unscored
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BlinkyTM (2010)
Blinky: Happy Meat Helper.
Dec 4, 2011
Unscored
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Cabin In The Woods, The (2011)
Cabin: Sacrifice Mayhem Generator.
Oct 20, 2012
Unscored
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Everything Must Go (2010)
Excellent: Will vanquishes alcoholism!
Dec 23, 2011
Scored 5/5
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Freerunner (2011)
Parcours: run best explosively.
Feb 8, 2012
Unscored
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Hanna (2011)
Impressive: homeschooled soldier retaliates.
Nov 29, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Horrible Bosses (2011)
Bossy marathon nipples tricked!
Dec 4, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Hunger Games, The (2012)
Katniss treehugging: Winning moves!
Apr 12, 2012
Unscored
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Immortals (2011)
Archaic: Mickey's mythical bow.
Nov 25, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Island, The (2005)
Clone posse's reality Circus.
Dec 1, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Princess Bride, The (1987)
Shining, staring, Westleying marriage.
Nov 26, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Prometheus (2012)
David 'Mengele': Tries creator-ing.
Aug 18, 2012
Unscored
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Robots Of Brixton (2011)
Robots = People = Stupid Machines.
Dec 19, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows (2011)
Honeymoon Holmes hunts Harris.
Feb 8, 2012
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Total Recall (2012)
Total Recall: Heisenberg's Fall.
Nov 14, 2012
Unscored
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Wrath Of The Titans (2012)
Again necessary: Flying horse.
Apr 6, 2012
Unscored
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X-Men: First Class (2011)
Nazi penny dropped mutantically.
Dec 27, 2011
Scored 4/5
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X-Men: First Class (2011)
Classy: Mutant debutants devastate.
Dec 26, 2011
Scored 4/5
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