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Hope Floats (1998)
Shit Floats, too.
Aug 2, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (11)   
Cheerleader Massacre (2003)
Give me an Aaaaaa!
Aug 17, 2010
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Life Is Beautiful (1997)
S/Laughter.
Sep 13, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (10)   
Battleship (2012)
You sunk my credibility!
Jul 24, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Mean Girls 2 (2011)
Meaner Girls.
Aug 15, 2010
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Dutch Master, The (1994)
Mira, on the wall.
Mar 1, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (4)   
Adventures Into Digital Comics (2006)
Dot Comics.
Oct 12, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (3)   
Escape To Witch Mountain (1995)
Escape Two Remake Mountain.
Sep 29, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (3)   
Imtihaan (1995)
Priti Woman.
Oct 11, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (3)   
Legend Of Tarzan, The (2016)
Remaaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-ke.
Apr 6, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (3)   
Scream 4 (2011)
Scream 4, Your Life.
Jan 24, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (3)   
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
Abe emancipates the undead.
Feb 17, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (2)   
Captain Apache (1971)
Lee Van Chief.
Oct 18, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (2)   
King Of The Ants (2003)
Creepy Crawler.
Nov 1, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (2)   
My Son, My Son! (1940)
Hayward's a wayward son.
Oct 23, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (2)   
Orion (1979)
ET, phone Hoan.
Sep 13, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (2)   
Scottish Tale, The (1996)
Mack, Beth.
Nov 8, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (2)   
1 (2009)
1 book, many copies.
Sep 15, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
15 Moments (2000)
Paré and thrust.
May 30, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
40 Carats (1973)
Cougar Livs it up.
Aug 18, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
5 Days Of War (2011)
Sweet Georgia? Down.
Nov 1, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
A.k.a Jersey (2007)
Jersey hurls.
Jan 28, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
About Life (2003)
Cleaning out one's Colón!
May 30, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Agee (1980)
Ross Spears Mia Agee.
Jun 3, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
All About Love (2006)
Eric Isa Lover.
Jun 11, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Alphabet (2002)
Horny Emily's musical math.
Jun 11, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Alter Ego (2007)
Greek (rock) gods.
Jun 11, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Am I Black Enough For You (2009)
Billy's song: often a-Paul-ing.
Jun 11, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Amant, L' (2004)
Sweet ho' Chikako.
Jun 11, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Arang (2006)
Ghost keeps salty haunt.
Jun 14, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Art Is... (1971)
...subject of a documentary?
Oct 11, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Assassin (1969)
Dong-hwi Man-huis up.
Oct 17, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Attachment Disorder (2008)
Kindrid, spirits.
Oct 17, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Audioscopiks (1935)
3D: the prequel.
Mar 22, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Autism Is A World (2004)
CNN Autist.
Feb 21, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Bachelor Party 2: The Last Temptation (2008)
Bachelor Par-two.
Jan 1, 2012
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Barker, The (1928)
Carnie is Nifty!
Feb 18, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Battleship (2012)
Battleshit.
May 29, 2012
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Beautiful Boy (2018)
Beautiful project requires Tweaking.
Jun 20, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Big Mama (2000)
Playing the Viola.
Feb 21, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Birch Street Gym (1991)
Hard as. Birch.
Mar 1, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Birdnesters Of Thailand (1991)
Thai a little bird-a-nest.
Mar 1, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Blindscape (1993)
Can't see Forest, Trees.
Feb 21, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Bonaparte Et La Révolution (1971)
A Gance at Napoleon.
May 30, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Captain Eddie (1945)
Rickenbacker looksenbacker.
Mar 22, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Chicks In White Satin (1994)
Where the Oys aren't.
Mar 1, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Chile: When Will It End? (1986)
In fifty-seven minutes.
May 8, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Day A Pig Fell Into The Well, The (1996)
Porker, ker-plop.
Aug 24, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
De Poolse Bruid (1998)
Polish knob polisher hides.
Apr 17, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Eleanor And Franklin (1976)
FDR Begins.
May 8, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Forever Faithful: The Canucks Movie (2008)
Nuckumentary.
May 30, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Forna (2007)
Cock trees.
Sep 2, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Forna (2007)
Watch out for pansies!
Sep 2, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Forna (2007)
Growing penis: Genevieve Swallow!
Sep 2, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Forna (2007)
Cultivating mushroom heads!
Sep 6, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Ghost In The Shell (2017)
Shell ghosts get anime-ted.
May 23, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
How It All Went Down (2003)
Istante star.
Dec 1, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
How Life Began (2008)
Documents how life began.
Dec 6, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
I Am A Promise: The Children Of Stanton Elementary School (1993)
Out-Stanton.
Mar 1, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Kane & Lynch (2013)
Gray Foxx up game.
Aug 23, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Karla Faye Tucker: Forevermore (2004)
Tucker fucker.
Nov 27, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Lady In Question Is Charles Busch, The (2005)
Busch isn't butch.
Aug 23, 2010
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (1)   
Ladykillers (1988)
Live stage strip murder.
Sep 9, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Launch Of The 'Illinois' (1898)
Newly Ill.
Apr 4, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Launch Of The 'Illinois' (1898)
Ill: at sea.
Apr 4, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Love You More (2008)
Together: mind the Buzzcocks!
May 8, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Missing Children: A Mother's Story (1982)
Childcare centre: clearance sale!
Nov 24, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Mister Mugg (1933)
Mugg'ing for the camera.
Oct 23, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
More About Nostradamus (1941)
Nostrad-more-mus.
Oct 23, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
No Alibi (2000)
Cain is wrongly marked.
Nov 24, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Parent Trap III (1989)
The Parent Traplets.
Aug 30, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Quietest Sound, The (2006)
Action! Lengthy confession. Cut!
Feb 17, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Radio Bikini (1988)
Bikini, at all.
Mar 22, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Ride To Freedom: The Rosa Parks Story (2002)
Rosa, Re:.
Oct 18, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Scorpius Gigantus (2006)
Milking giant scorpions: foolish.
Nov 15, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Snuff Bottle Connection (1977)
Snuff, film.
Sep 19, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Son Of Richard (2008)
Richardson.
Apr 4, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Tin Pan Alley (1940)
Songwriters screw over pair.
Oct 23, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Togo (2008)
Boldly Togo...
Oct 25, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Twilight (2008)
Deathwatch, not Teen Vampires.
Dec 9, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Twist Of Faith (2004)
Catholic buggeree gets chatty.
May 17, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Typhoon (1940)
Pearlers run into Thundercloud.
Oct 23, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Underclassman (2005)
21 Jump-Shot Street.
Jun 21, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Unicorn (2006)
Perv gets magically horny.
Sep 27, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Until September (1984)
Mo('s) troubles.
Jun 21, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Warning!!! Pedophile Released (2009)
Fiddler freed.
Feb 1, 2012
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Whoopee! (1930)
Wanenis, Wells: well, whoopee!
Mar 6, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Witness To War: Dr. Charlie Clements (1985)
Charlie, Charlie!
May 10, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Wonderful Days (2003)
Ecoban from eco ban.
Feb 8, 2012
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Woodenhead (2003)
Gert does dirt.
Feb 8, 2012
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
World Without Pity, A (2004)
IndiAIDS.
Feb 6, 2012
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
WXIII: Patlabor The Movie 3 (2002)
WXIII out of WXIII.
Feb 17, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
You Want A Sandwich? (2009)
Sandwich autist.
Feb 17, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Your Mileage May Vary (2009)
Re: Coups.
Oct 12, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
Zeb: Schooner Life (2008)
Zeb's elan.
Feb 17, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (1)   
< Air (2008)
Jackie takes crash diet.
May 30, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote    
¡Que Viva Mexico! - Da Zdravstvuyet Meksika! (1979)
Eisenstein enjoys Mexican culture.
Sep 30, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote    
1 (2004)
Undefeated DLS, behind scenes.
Sep 9, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote    
100 (2008)
Woman seeks cancerous achievements.
Aug 11, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote    
100 Days With Mr. Arrogant (2004)
Ha-yeong's centurion dumpedness.
May 30, 2011
Unscored
 
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