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Reviews by 'Wilson Flanges'
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Birdman Of Alcatraz (1962)
Felon fosters feathered friends.
Jul 20, 2009
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Searchers, The (1956)
Would Wayne wound Wood?
Jul 18, 2009
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Valkyrie (2008)
A Few Good Huns.
Jul 21, 2009
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Eraserhead (1977)
Sad dad sires tad.
Jul 18, 2009
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(7)
Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Horcruxes and hormones.
Jul 17, 2009
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(7)
Maltese Falcon, The (1941)
Flat-foot notes Astor risk.
Jul 18, 2009
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(7)
Dirty Dancing (1987)
Baby masters pelvic thrusts.
Jul 22, 2009
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(6)
Witness For The Prosecution (1957)
Dietrich impersonates a woman.
Jul 20, 2009
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(6)
Bugsy (1991)
Mobster sleeps with knishes.
Jul 22, 2009
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(5)
Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
Whore adores loser boozer.
Jul 22, 2009
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(5)
Third Man, The (1949)
Valli spoils Holly-wood ending.
Jul 18, 2009
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(5)
Meet Joe Black (1998)
Death tries Spring Break.
Jul 18, 2009
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(4)
Terms Of Endearment (1983)
Winger fetching; MacLaine kvetching.
Jul 17, 2009
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(4)
Bible: In The Beginning..., The (1966)
Torah! Torah! Torah!
Nov 12, 2009
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Blue Velvet (1986)
Rossellini avoids eye contact.
Jul 20, 2009
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(2)
Braveheart (1995)
Scottish rebel's offal fate.
Aug 10, 2009
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(2)
Caligula (1979)
Imperial rave, togas optional.
Jul 22, 2009
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(2)
Camelot (1967)
Less singing, Mordred.
Jul 28, 2009
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(2)
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
War ruins hunting fun.
Jul 22, 2009
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(2)
Doctor Zhivago (1965)
Revolution inside doctor's pants.
Jul 22, 2009
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(2)
GoodFellas (1990)
Pesci sleeps with pesci.
Jul 26, 2009
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(2)
Henry & June (1990)
Nin inspires dull pornography.
Aug 28, 2009
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(2)
How Green Was My Valley (1941)
Miners Welsh, Pidgeon English.
Aug 20, 2009
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(2)
Ikiru (1952)
Bureaucrat actually does job!
Sep 17, 2009
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(2)
Lenny (1974)
Iconoclastic comedian kills, dies.
Oct 19, 2009
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(2)
Let The Right One In (2008)
Eli drinks occasional pint.
Sep 25, 2009
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(2)
Reversal Of Fortune (1990)
Sunny daze clouds Claus.
Aug 1, 2009
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(2)
Twilight (2008)
Dull teen loves undead.
Jul 17, 2009
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(2)
Witness (1985)
Amish learn violence, fornication.
Jul 22, 2009
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(2)
Americanization Of Emily, The (1964)
Andrews' pre-virgin days.
Sep 6, 2009
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(1)
Anatomy Of A Murder (1959)
Panties provide probative proof.
Aug 5, 2009
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(1)
Au Hasard Balthazar (1966)
Donkey is sacrificial lamb?
Aug 22, 2009
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(1)
Betty Blue (1986)
Writer kills crazy girlfriend.
Jul 22, 2009
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(1)
Blow Up (1966)
Purple paper inspires orgy.
Aug 23, 2009
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(1)
Body Heat (1981)
Hurt: horny, homicidal, hoodwinked.
Jul 22, 2009
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(1)
Breaking In (1989)
Burt befriends beginner burglar.
Aug 9, 2009
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(1)
China Syndrome, The (1979)
Lemmon cools hot rods.
Sep 12, 2009
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(1)
Coal Miner's Daughter (1980)
Lynn's Grand Soap Opry.
Jul 22, 2009
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(1)
Commitments, The (1991)
Motown on the Liffey.
Aug 22, 2009
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(1)
Dancer In The Dark (2000)
Bjork's last dance: twist.
Sep 17, 2009
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(1)
Danton (1983)
Danton gets Saint-Just deserts.
Oct 26, 2009
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(1)
Darling (1965)
Christie loses Bogarde, soul.
Aug 11, 2009
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(1)
Devils, The (1971)
Reed gets tongue-lashing.
Jul 27, 2009
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(1)
Fantastic Voyage (1966)
Scientists take gut course.
Aug 27, 2009
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(1)
Funny Face (1957)
Astaire as Avedon.
Aug 11, 2009
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(1)
I'm Not Scared (2003)
Boys' friendship literally deep.
Sep 17, 2009
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(1)
In The Company Of Men (1997)
Jerk, dweeb woo ingenue.
Jul 21, 2009
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(1)
It's A Wonderful Life (1946)
Stewart finances subprime mortgages.
Sep 10, 2009
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(1)
Lion King, The (1994)
Murder by wildebeest.
Jul 22, 2009
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(1)
Man For All Seasons, A (1966)
King demands More head.
Aug 27, 2009
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(1)
Marnie (1964)
Hedren's memory, libido repressed.
Jul 30, 2009
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(1)
Monster (2003)
Johns laid - to rest.
Aug 31, 2009
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(1)
Nights Of Cabiria (1957)
Prostitute's a real pushover.
Oct 19, 2009
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(1)
Oldboy (2003)
Daughter seduced, amnesia induced.
Oct 29, 2009
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(1)
Petrified Forest, The (1936)
Bogie dispatches dweebish Howard.
Aug 24, 2009
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(1)
Plenty (1985)
Streep misses wartime fun.
Jul 30, 2009
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(1)
Rash�mon (1950)
Mifune: maniacally mirthful murderer.
Sep 17, 2009
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(1)
Rebecca (1940)
Anderson brings down house.
Sep 6, 2009
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(1)
Safe (1995)
Moore's body rejects world.
Aug 30, 2009
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(1)
Sex, Lies, And Videotape (1989)
Spader plays with projector.
Jul 22, 2009
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(1)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Bruce's lifeless performance explained.
Sep 6, 2009
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(1)
Spirit Of The Beehive, The (1973)
'Frankenstein' intrigues,confuses child.
Oct 26, 2009
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Suspicion (1941)
Milk glass contains . . . milk!!
Sep 6, 2009
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(1)
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Messy office inspires alibi.
Sep 6, 2009
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(1)
Adam's Rib (1949)
Connubial counselors temporarily enjoined.
Jul 24, 2009
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Advise And Consent (1962)
McCarthyism, homophobia haunt Congress.
Aug 25, 2009
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Awakenings (1990)
Williams produces live animation.
Aug 3, 2009
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Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call - New Orleans, The (2009)
Cage eats Jambalaya, scenery.
May 27, 2014
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Being There (1979)
Sellers' greatest impersonation: nobody.
Sep 6, 2009
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Bible: In The Beginning..., The (1966)
World created, roll credits.
Aug 1, 2009
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Bostonians, The (1984)
Studly Southerner seduces Suffragist.
Aug 30, 2009
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Boy Friend, The (1971)
Twiggy's musical talent thin.
Aug 25, 2009
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Boys Don't Cry (1999)
Studly Swank seduces skank.
Sep 25, 2009
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Breathless (1983)
Gere as Belmondo... not!!!
Sep 25, 2009
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Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)
Goldman's Western bandit sitcom.
Sep 10, 2009
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Cabaret (1972)
Hollywood sanitizes Weimar decadence.
Jul 22, 2009
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Carnal Knowledge (1971)
Nicholson, Garfunkel perpetual adolescents.
Aug 22, 2009
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Chariots Of Fire (1981)
Cross runs, wins, dies.
Nov 12, 2009
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Charly (1968)
Retarded Robertson rises, regresses.
Jul 30, 2009
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Comfort Of Strangers, The (1990)
Walken, Mirren: bad Samaritans.
Jul 22, 2009
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Coming Home (1978)
Dern loses war, wife.
Aug 9, 2009
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Crying Game, The (1992)
Jaye, Rea: IRA members.
Aug 14, 2009
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Crying Game, The (1992)
Rea's IRA retirement plan.
Sep 17, 2009
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Defiance (2008)
Partisans protect petrified populace.
Aug 18, 2009
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Duel In The Sun (1946)
Selznick's Jones vehicle overheats.
Aug 3, 2009
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Ed Wood (1994)
Wood: enthusiasm without talent.
May 27, 2014
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Edmond (2005)
Macy: murder+ degradation= serenity?
May 29, 2014
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Far From The Madding Crowd (1967)
Christie, Bates, Stamp, sheep.
Aug 13, 2009
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Fast Food Nation (2006)
Catalina gets offal assignment.
Aug 14, 2009
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Fountainhead, The (1949)
Neal admires Cooper's jackhammer.
Jul 25, 2009
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From Here To Eternity (1953)
Donna Reed pre-virginity.
Jul 26, 2009
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Ghost (1990)
Mourning inspires clay penis.
Aug 13, 2009
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Gilda (1946)
Hayworth loves/hates Ford.
Jul 31, 2009
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Girl With A Pearl Earring (2003)
Demure Delft damsel depicted.
Aug 25, 2009
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Girl, Interrupted (1999)
Jolie: nuthouse mean girl.
Aug 22, 2009
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Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
Lemmon laments lousy leads.
Aug 10, 2009
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Godfather: Part III, The (1990)
Cavellaria Rusticana = murder soundtrack.
Nov 12, 2009
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Golden Bowl, The (2000)
Ex-lovers becomes in-laws.
Aug 11, 2009
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Green Berets, The (1968)
Duke: dodged draft, overcompensating.
Jul 25, 2009
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Heartbreak Ridge (1986)
Clint clobbers Caribbean Commies.
Aug 9, 2009
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