Astonishingly decent, artful abridgement.
Username
Password
Remember Me
Forgotten Login?
595
Mortival (27)
596
theBA (27)
597
Bountyhunter (26)
Reviews by 'theBA'
Current status of
Movie fan
with a total of
27
reviews published to date.
Order by
Film Name
Review Votes
Review Score
Chronological Order
Show
All
Hancock (2008)
Charlize makes HanCOCK soft.
Jul 11, 2008
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
Hellboy (2004)
A Redskin finally wins.
Jul 13, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Superman Returns (2006)
Super semen! Lois lived?
Jul 8, 2008
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Eye, The (2008)
'Eye' saw this crap?
Aug 31, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
Sexy dracula puppet opera.
Jul 3, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Hangover, The (2009)
Bachelors raise the roofies.
Jun 19, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Saw 0.
Jul 8, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Motherfuckin snakes bite nipples.
Jul 8, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Underworld (2003)
I'm lycan Beckensale's fangs.
Aug 4, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Walk To Remember, A (2002)
1 Moore to forget.
Jul 14, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
D2: The Mighty Ducks (1994)
Puck the world again.
Aug 12, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Drag Me To Hell (2009)
Another banker faces hell.
Jun 12, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Hellboy 2: The Golden Army (2008)
Red Meat, 2nd Helping.
Jul 21, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Incredible Hulk, The (2008)
Hulk; smash over sex.
Jul 3, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Superbad (2007)
Penis shaped food= SuperGOOD.
Jul 21, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Superhero Movie (2008)
Spiderman, all jokes aside.
Jun 16, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Van Helsing (2004)
Hugh-ge hairy vampire hunter.
Jul 14, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
Adamantium bullet kills movie.
Jun 16, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
You Don't Mess With The Zohan (2008)
Israelis enjoy boning grandmas.
Jul 13, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
4 hour erection solved.
Jun 17, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2004)
He-pussy salesman: Deuce.
Aug 12, 2008
Unscored
Vote
I Love You, Man (2009)
Bromancing the stone(r).
Jun 12, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
Orgazmo (1997)
Mormons screw 'Hamster style'.
Aug 27, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
Step Brothers (2008)
Chewbacca brings brothers together.
Jun 16, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
Transformers (2007)
LaBeouf's Prime betters Decepticons.
Jun 16, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)
Dewey really need(s) drugs?
Jun 16, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
Wanted (2008)
Jolie's booty bullet time.
Jul 5, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
� Copyright 1999-2024 benj clews... Site comments or suggestions welcomed at
[email protected]
...
<Memorial>
