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Reviews by 'Canklefish'
Current status of
Movie deity (Silver)
with a total of
7599
reviews published to date.
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Iron Man (2008)
Fe male?
Apr 11, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(56)
Deliverance (1972)
Sorest rump.
Jan 3, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(36)
Break-Up, The (2006)
Jen ex.
Aug 7, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(34)
Coyote Ugly (2000)
Tap dancers.
Oct 25, 2007
Scored 1/5
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(32)
Flight Of The Living Dead: Outbreak On A Plane (2007)
Carrion luggage.
Jan 8, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(32)
Hustler, The (1961)
Pool's full of sharks.
Jan 6, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(31)
Man In The Iron Mask, The (1998)
Lock of heir.
Sep 11, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(30)
Titanic (1997)
Clip of the iceberg.
Apr 21, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(30)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
A bot a boy.
Oct 12, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(29)
Lady And The Tramp (1955)
My fur Lady.
Oct 11, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(29)
Royal Tenenbaums, The (2001)
Family carries dysfunctional Gene.
Mar 7, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(29)
Fight Club (1999)
Schizo joins own club.
Feb 24, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(27)
Rocky Balboa (2006)
Balboa packs a paunch.
Oct 22, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(27)
Shrek The Third (2007)
3 Shreks? Oh Grrr.
May 15, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(27)
Billy Elliot (2000)
Dancing's a miner embarrassment.
Sep 26, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(26)
How To Make An American Quilt (1995)
Sew much gossip.
Jan 7, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(26)
Jesse Owens Story, The (1984)
Jesse's a master racer.
Jan 7, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(26)
Teeth (2007)
Clit eats-wood.
Sep 1, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(26)
Dark Knight, The (2008)
Ledger's last laugh.
Feb 26, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(25)
Gandhi (1982)
Starvin' for attention!
Jan 16, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(25)
Gladiator (2000)
Murder of Crowe.
Nov 17, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(24)
Woodsman, The (2004)
Bacon's bad for kids.
Jan 9, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(24)
American Pie (1999)
Pie has one layer.
May 15, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(23)
Boot, Das (1981)
German sub plot.
Mar 15, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(23)
Deep Throat (1972)
Poke'er face.
Feb 21, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(23)
Hostel: Part II (2007)
Hostile too.
Nov 27, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(23)
Schindler's List (1993)
Jews pay unfair Fiennes.
Jul 13, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(23)
Home Alone 4 (2002)
The Four-gotten child.
Dec 4, 2007
Scored 1/5
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(22)
Insomnia (2002)
Sleepless Northwest of Seattle.
Jul 31, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(22)
It's A Wonderful Life (1946)
Saving... and loans.
Jan 6, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(22)
Pump Up The Volume (1990)
Christian radio.
Sep 25, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(22)
Blast From The Past (1999)
Fallout Boy.
Jun 7, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(21)
Bugsy Malone (1976)
Kidfellas.
May 7, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(21)
Canadian Mounties Vs. Atomic Invaders (1953)
Canukes.
Sep 26, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(21)
Cast Away (2000)
Hanks, Wilson: Drift apart.
Oct 15, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(21)
Dumb And Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)
No gooder than 'Dumber'.
Sep 19, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(21)
Honey, I Shrunk The Kids (1989)
Inventor experiences little success.
Apr 29, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(21)
Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus, The (2009)
Ledger's final entry.
Jul 12, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(21)
Scarlet Letter, The (1995)
Demi makes 'A' list.
Apr 13, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(21)
Thriller (1983)
Night of jiving dead.
Mar 31, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(21)
Whale Rider (2002)
Moby chick.
Jan 8, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(21)
30 Days Of Night (2007)
30 days of bite.
Nov 9, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(20)
Always (1989)
Holly Haunter.
May 24, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(20)
Birds, The (1963)
Hitchcaw.
Dec 7, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(20)
Blow (2001)
Blew!!!!
Apr 4, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(20)
Ghost (1990)
Young couple make Whoopi!!
May 22, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(20)
Gran Torino (2008)
Hmongforgiven.
Mar 21, 2009
Scored 5/5
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(20)
Hannibal (2001)
Ray Liottabotomy?
Mar 28, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(20)
Hocus Pocus (1993)
Sects & the kitty.
Oct 4, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(20)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Sharon 'snatches' some attention.
Sep 26, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(19)
Bugsy Malone (1976)
Mafia in its infancy.
Apr 13, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(19)
Chicago (2002)
Zellwe-Gere.
Mar 2, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(19)
Day Of The Carp (2000)
World according to carp.
Jan 11, 2008
Scored 2/5
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(19)
Last Boy Scout, The (1991)
Halle buried.
Jan 19, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(19)
Mars Attacks! (1996)
Pair of J-ack-acks.
Oct 9, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(19)
Nude Vampires (1994)
Bram Streaker.
Mar 22, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(19)
Replicant (2001)
Jean-Cloned Van Damme.
Mar 9, 2010
Scored 2/5
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(19)
Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Law's on Holmes' side.
Jan 3, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(19)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Nun on the run.
Mar 8, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(19)
Tombstone (1993)
Doc Holiday, sick-shooter.
Mar 24, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(19)
28 Days (2000)
Bullock's an Absolut disaster!
Sep 13, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(18)
30 Days Of Night (2007)
Sun days off.
Nov 9, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(18)
Bad Boys (1983)
Sean, pen.
Jan 9, 2008
Scored 2/5
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(18)
Colors (1988)
Tales from the Crips.
May 12, 2008
Scored 2/5
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(18)
Easter Egg Adventure, The (2004)
This adventure is ova.
May 24, 2008
Scored 2/5
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(18)
Girl And The Mail Bag, The (1915)
She-mail.
Apr 9, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(18)
Jersey Girl (2004)
J-Lo doesn't Liv.
Jun 23, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(18)
Jesse Owens Story, The (1984)
Hitler upset with race.
Mar 19, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(18)
M*A*S*H: Goodbye, Farewell And Amen (1983)
Thanks for Alda laughs.
Apr 6, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(18)
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Fairy tails.
May 7, 2008
Scored 2/5
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(18)
Popeye (1980)
Shelley DuvOyl.
Jan 9, 2008
Scored 2/5
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(18)
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Cliff-diving: lass resort.
Sep 28, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(18)
Towering Inferno, The (1974)
BBQ with the stars.
Sep 21, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(18)
Amazing Dobermans, The (1976)
Astaire's career on paws.
Apr 13, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(17)
Blue Steel (1990)
Copper vs. Silver?
Sep 25, 2008
Scored 2/5
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(17)
G.I. Jane (1997)
No Moore hair.
Nov 21, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(17)
Happening, The (2008)
Death happens in trees.
Nov 6, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(17)
Hollow Man (2000)
A void Kevin Bacon.
Sep 17, 2008
Scored 2/5
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(17)
Men Who Stare At Goats, The (2009)
If looks could kill...
Nov 23, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(17)
Monsturd (2003)
Fecal madder.
Nov 6, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(17)
Murder In The First (1995)
Bacon served in Alcatraz.
Dec 19, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(17)
Outlaw Josey Wales, The (1976)
Wales, Rider.
Sep 1, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(17)
Pay It Forward (2000)
The 'Forward' Film Review.
Mar 7, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(17)
Return Of Swamp Thing, The (1989)
Sludge holds a grudge.
Jun 13, 2008
Scored 2/5
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(17)
Scarlet Letter, The (1995)
Demi's labeled 'A' whore.
Nov 13, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(17)
Vagina Monologues, The (2002)
Look, cooze talking.
Oct 3, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(17)
Wrestler, The (2008)
Rourke wrestles his demons.
Mar 2, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(17)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Hilton filled to capacity.
Sep 5, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(16)
Analyse That (2002)
This... and now That?!
Jun 15, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(16)
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Garden variety mayhem.
Feb 27, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(16)
Can't Buy Me Love (1987)
Beauty and the Geek.
Mar 13, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(16)
Capricorn One (1977)
O.J. can't run forever!
Sep 19, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(16)
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)
Chittiest kiddie flick ever.
May 22, 2008
Scored 2/5
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(16)
G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (2009)
CGI Joe.
Dec 31, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(16)
Hidden History Of Homosexual Australia, The (2005)
Didgeridoo'ing their mates.
Apr 28, 2008
Scored 2/5
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(16)
How To Build An Igloo (1949)
Cold-de-sac.
Mar 30, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(16)
Mulholland Drive (2001)
Twin Dykes.
Sep 28, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(16)
Pearl Harbor (2001)
'Harbor' bombed!
Apr 5, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(16)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Roberts, Gere... Chick, magnate.
Nov 17, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(16)
Sex Aliens (1986)
UFOohhhhhh.
Jan 31, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(16)
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