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Reviews by 'MisterBadIdea'
Current status of
Movie guru
with a total of
104
reviews published to date.
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Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Parker gets darker.
Jan 24, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(39)
Damien: Omen II (1978)
667.
Dec 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Producers, The (2005)
Re-Producers.
Sep 26, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(31)
Finding Neverland (2004)
Barrie bonds.
Jan 7, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(27)
THX 1138 (1971)
Bald New World.
May 28, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
Silent Hill (2006)
Children of the Coal.
Sep 26, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(23)
Jaws (1975)
Larger aquatic transport required.
Nov 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Prophecy, The (1995)
Walken on heaven's door.
May 27, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Brick (2005)
The Mallrat Falcon.
Mar 14, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(21)
Oliver & Company (1988)
Barkful Dodger.
Mar 7, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
Dawn Of The Dead (2004)
The Quick and Undead.
Aug 10, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Maxed Out: Hard Times, Easy Credit And The Era Of Predatory Lenders (2006)
Bills Kill.
Jun 14, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Secret Of NIMH, The (1982)
My Chemical Rodents.
Jun 8, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Snatch (2000)
Gypsies, champs and thieves.
May 11, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(20)
Transformers (2007)
Transforms $9.00 into disappointment!
Jul 10, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(20)
Hustle & Flow (2005)
Pimp elucidates occupational difficulties.
Apr 15, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(19)
Superman II (1980)
Last Temptation of Clark.
Apr 30, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(19)
Halloween III: Season Of The Witch (1982)
Michael Myers's Day Off.
May 11, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(18)
Norbit (2007)
Eddie Murphy fucks himself.
Mar 13, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(17)
Somewhere In Time (1980)
Superman humps Dr. Quinn.
Sep 27, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(17)
Assassination Of Richard Nixon, The (2004)
Nixin' Nixon.
Mar 13, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Bullitt (1968)
McQueen endangers countless pedestrians.
Feb 9, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Ghost Rider (2007)
Evil vs. Evel Knievel.
Mar 1, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(16)
Hood Of Horror (2006)
Tales from the Crips.
Nov 28, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(16)
Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993)
Hambo.
Mar 24, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Omen, The (2006)
666 v2.0.
Oct 25, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theatres (2007)
Fast Food (Abomi-)Nation.
Jun 14, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
Day The Earth Stood Still, The (1951)
Pacifist alien threatens annihilation?
Mar 15, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(15)
Enter The Fat Dragon (1978)
Yojumbo.
Sep 16, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Eragon (2006)
Enter the Dragonrider.
Mar 30, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(15)
Eye, The (2008)
The Fifth Sense.
Mar 6, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(15)
Idlewild (2006)
Speakerboxxx speakeasy!
Apr 13, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Dreamgirls (2006)
The Showdown at Motown.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(14)
Drunken Master (1978)
Chop-sak� flick.
Jul 8, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Flags Of Our Fathers (2006)
Sgt. (Barry) Pepper's band.
Nov 7, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(14)
Knife In The Water (1962)
The Knife Aquatic.
Jun 10, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(14)
Legend (1985)
Cruise's need for steed.
Feb 28, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(14)
Pacifier, The (2005)
Kindergarten Crap.
Sep 14, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Pathfinder (2007)
'Apocalypto', Canadian-style!
Apr 18, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(14)
Remember The Titans (2000)
Teen Titans.
Jun 23, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(14)
Thing From Another World, The (1951)
Marshal Dillon, Martian villain.
Jan 4, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(14)
10,000 B.C. (2008)
10,000 Boring Cliches.
Apr 9, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(13)
Boy And His Dog, A (1975)
Fallout Boy.
Sep 12, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Brave One, The (2007)
Silencer of the lambs.
Oct 3, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(13)
Half Nelson (2006)
Crack-head Poets Society.
Mar 6, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Letters From Iwo Jima (2006)
Suicide: ineffective battle strategy!
Oct 15, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Re-Animator (1985)
Living dead giving head.
Oct 11, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
View To A Kill, A (1985)
Walken, not stirred.
Sep 9, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(13)
Absence Of Malice (1981)
Field reporter.
Jun 8, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(12)
Arthur And The Invisibles (2006)
Miniature tribe surprisingly visible.
Feb 15, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(12)
Batman Returns (1992)
Pfeiffer killed frequently, easily.
May 12, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(12)
Believer, The (2001)
Jewish History X.
Nov 18, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(12)
Bob Roberts (1992)
Robbins dont look back.
Jun 14, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(12)
High Plains Drifter (1973)
Eastwood avenges murder, rapes.
Sep 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Man Who Laughs, The (1928)
Hideous visage apparently hilarious.
Mar 7, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Shining, The (1980)
Creepy Jack appropriates catchphrase.
Jan 6, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Wanted (2008)
Gang couldn't shoot straight.
Jul 4, 2008
Scored 1/5
Vote
(12)
Zorro, The Gay Blade (1981)
Less than Zorro.
Jan 4, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(12)
54 (1998)
Panic at Mike's Disco.
Mar 10, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(11)
American History X (1998)
Black thugs martyr Whitey.
Sep 26, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(11)
Empire Records (1995)
Rock away, Renee.
Oct 10, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Friday The 13th: A New Beginning (1985)
Jason Voorhees' Day Off.
Mar 10, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(11)
House Of The Dead, The (2003)
Batshit director blasphemes Romero.
Jan 16, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(11)
Juno (2007)
Bateman's in arrested development.
May 6, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
Heartwarming family corpse heist.
Sep 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Queen Of The Damned, The (2002)
MTVampire.
Jul 15, 2008
Scored 1/5
Vote
(11)
Carmen: A Hip Hopera (2001)
Beyonce gets Bizet.
Nov 4, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Fort Apache (1948)
Fonda's Last Stand.
Jan 26, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Happily N'Ever After (2006)
Happily N'Ever watched.
Nov 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Keane (2004)
Keane keen on kidnapping.
Jan 9, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
McLintock! (1963)
Duke hilariously beats wife.
Jan 30, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Death cabaret for cutie.
Jan 4, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Transformers: The Movie, The (1986)
Optimus: Robot in demise.
Apr 20, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(10)
Uncle Buck (1989)
Uncle babysits horrible bitch.
Sep 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Brave One, The (2007)
Jodie's got a gun.
Dec 2, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(9)
Creepshow (1982)
Guts 'n Roaches.
Oct 19, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Easy Rider (1969)
Fonda: Capped in America.
May 6, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Girl, Interrupted (1999)
White girls be crazy.
Jan 4, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
On The Beach (1959)
Post-apocalypse Australia... no Thunderdome.
Jan 4, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
Tenacious D In The Pick Of Destiny (2006)
'Blues Brothers' for metalheads.
Dec 21, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
Bound For Glory (1976)
This land: poor land.
Sep 26, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Double Indemnity (1944)
Suppose we murder husband...
Mar 1, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed (2008)
'Waste Ben Stein's Credibility'.
May 11, 2008
Scored 1/5
Vote
(8)
Higher Learning (1995)
'Crash': The College Years.
Jun 29, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(8)
Paper, The (1994)
Ethical journalist punches woman.
Jun 12, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(8)
Robots (2005)
Renegades of Junk.
Mar 23, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(8)
The Woods (2006)
Army of Bark-ness.
Jan 4, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
There Will Be Blood (2007)
Blood for oil.
Mar 31, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Awakenings (1990)
Robert DeNiro's Waking.
May 27, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Bridge To Terabithia (2007)
Preteen 'Finding Neverland'.
Jun 10, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Cats Don't Dance (1997)
Felines hate on Shirley.
Jan 8, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Hard Candy (2005)
To Castrate a Predator.
Jul 9, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Manderlay (2005)
Set designer still missing.
Nov 13, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Michael Clayton (2007)
Swinton: world's dumbest lawyer.
Jan 29, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(7)
Pocahontas (1995)
Indian princess incessantly preachy.
Feb 1, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(7)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
Raph/April sexual tension.
Sep 27, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford, The (2007)
When Bobby Shot Jesse.
Mar 15, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Man Who Fell To Earth, The (1976)
Bowie: life on Mars?
Dec 3, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Messengers, The (2007)
Japanese technoghosts in Dakotas...?
May 12, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(6)
Superfly (1972)
The Man vs. Pusherman.
Nov 13, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
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